[why do I let you out of the house?] a Sasuke Uchiha production.

Pulling up into a carpark around the corner from the club, Sasuke could already hear the pumping bass of the dubstep vibrating across his chest. More and more intoxicated young people littered the streets as he approached, some giggling and stumbling down the streets, some pausing to indulge in their passions and lock lips, eyes shut and hands wandering as Sasuke hurried past, turning away a mixture embarrassment and chagrin.

As he approached the door, a slender arm wound its way around his shoulder, the smell of beer and whiskey wafting over him like a cloud.

"hey Sasuke! We missed you tonight." an amused drawl reached his ears, and Sasukes lips curled into a little smirk.

"hey Sai. How is Ino treating you these days? She ripped off your testicles yet?"

He chuckled, taking a swig form a bottle in his other hand. "Not yet, but the night is still young. You looking for Naruto?'

Sasuke nodded.  "yeah, you seen him?" 

"course, I just came out to get some fresh air. He's inside with Sakura and Kiba, they're all chatting about the wedding. Hinata is driving, so shes bought everyone including her husband like 5 shots, and has been filming things the whole night, so if you missed anything, she can fill you in." he chuckled lowly.

"thanks. What about you, you don seem that drunk?"

Sai chortled loudly, taking another swig and slid his arm up Sasukes back, giving him a friendly pat between the shoulder blades.

"you know I hold my alcohol the best. Even better than you, Uchiha." the other midnight haired boy gave another pat that sent Sasuke forward, stumbling a little towards the entrance to the club.

"go on, ill come back in abit. I will warn you, though, Temari somehow managed to convince Shikamaru to drink, and you know what they are like, so you might wanna say something to Gaara before he rips him a new one for trying to eat his sisters face." Sasuke nodded and flashed him a small smile. 

"thanks for the heads up, but im not sticking around. Im just gonna congratulate Sakura and get my moron, and we are heading home. Ill see you this weekend at Itachis place for the barbeque, though?" 

Sai smiled, the ever mischevious glint in his eyes sparkling in the moonlight.  "yeah, wouldn’t miss it for the world. See you, Sasuke." 

He shuffled through the club, nodding politely in greeting at inebriated friends he passed. They all flashed him drunken smiles, and pointed him towards the bar, where between the scantily clad bodies and scent of alcohol and sweat, he saw flashes of golden hair and a familiar charcoal suit.

"Uchiha! You finally made it you old son of a gun! What took you so long?" another arm snaked around his shoulder, this time burley and rough. Sasuke grimaced slightly at the sudden smell of beer and someone elses (probably his wifes) cherry lip gloss.

"hey Kiba. Has he been okay tonight?"

Narutos closest friend chuckled over the music. "of course, we looked after him for you! Don’t want a repeat of the ihop incident, do we? We cant go back there anymore, and so now I have to drive all the way to suna for some goddamn pancakes"

Sasuke smirked at Kibas rant, despite it having steadily gone up in volume with each word. Trying to avoid the inevitable headache coming from Kiba yelling, he changed the subject. "wheres Hinata?"

"she went to the bathroom with the rest of the girls, you know they go in grou- oh hey, there they are! Babe, look! Sasuke is here" Saskue scrunched his face into a grimice as the rise in volume, but never the less he turned to where Kiba was gesturing where was Hinata along with most of their female friends from college had emerged from the bathroom, all save her with eyes glazed over from alcohol. 

"hey Sasuke! Its nice to see you!" Hinatas voice was loud, but somehow still soft over the noise of the club. At her arrival Kiba became quiet, staring at her reverently in the light of the club. 

"Naruto has been mooning on about you all night, last I heard he was asking Sakura why you're not replying to his proposal" Sasuke rolled his eyes, and ducked to escape the arm of her husband.

"I'm gonna take him home, but I wanted to congratulate Sakura first. Where is she?"

"She's with him, they are taking shots and making bets on whether or not you're going to say yes!" she squeezed around Sasuke over to her spouse, who had broken from his momentary reverie and was now slumped over the bar drunkenly singing along to whatever pop song that was blasting throughout the club. She slid her arm sround his waist, pulling him back upright and flush against her side.

"I might take this guy home too, hes got work tomorrow and hes not gonna be happy with the hangover hes going to wake up to tomorrow." she rolled her eyes, and Sasuke snorted. 

"sounds like neither are you. Take it easy on him, though, I owe it to him for taking care of my idiot." she flashed him a sweet smile, and for a moment he understood why Naruto had a short lived thing for her in their freshman year.

"awww, people told me you called him "your idiot" but I've never heard you say it till now" her patronising tone made his cheeks heat up despite himself, and he tried to disguise it as the heat of the club but loosening his tie, incoherent protests spilling from his lips.

"oh Sasuke, you are such an tsundere. Its almost embarrassing." she winked, and straightened, manoeuvring her husband in the direction of the door.

"alright, ill let you get to it. Me and Kiba will see you at the barbeque this weekend?"

He smirked. "its at my brothers house." 

He then turned his sights onto his husband, and breathing a small sigh begun manoeuvring around the crowd to get to him