Chapter 4
Tobi, having left first and being fueled by his seemingly bottomless pit of energy, got to Deidara before Hidan got to him. If he had been paying any attention he would have heard the silver haired man yelling after him but he was far too excited about his successful mission to focus on anything else.
“Senpai! Senpai!!! Tobi did it-!” He yelled as he approached, completely forgetting the secret part of the mission.
If Deidara hadn’t been the one to recruit Tobi into helping him he would have hid away the moment he saw him coming. Knowing why Tobi was rushing towards him, however, didn’t stop the sigh that rushed past his lips. He really wished there was someone else that would be able to help him-
“Okay, okay! Calm down, yeah!?” He paused as he noticed the Jashinist stomping his way over to them, switching his voice to and angry tone. “Why is Hidan coming this way- Tobi-“
Tobi turned around in surprise just as Hidan reached them. “Uh-“
“What the fucking hell!? It better not be true-!”
“Tobi is a good boy!” He yelled before going to hide behind his senpai. Hopefully the blond could protect him from Hidan’s wrath.
“Bullshit-“
“What are you yelling about, un?”
“Sasori told me this dipshit was asking questions about me like he had a fucking crush on me or some shit-“
Hidan got interrupted by Deidara’s uncontrollable laughter. He had thought they were busted but no, that’s what Hidan thought? That was priceless.
Meanwhile Tobi has his head tilted slightly in confusion. Why did Hidan think that? He was just on a mission to find out what Sasori thought about Hidan. He didn’t like him-
“What the hell’s so fucking funny!?”
“You think-“ He paused, laughing more before he was able to calm down. “Tobi doesn’t have a crush on you. If anything he has one on me, yeah?” As much as he hated saying that out loud he was certain that the childish male had a crush on him, based on his actions alone.
“No-“ Tobi said quietly, not really caring if they thought he liked Deidara like that but not really wanting everyone to think that either.
“Wait- really?” Deidara looked back at Tobi in shock, more surprised that he was wrong than upset that Tobi didn’t like him like that.
“Then who the fuck do you like-?”
“No one-!” Tobi said a little too quickly to be the truth. It didn’t matter who he liked and it certainly wasn’t any of their business.
“Whatever, as long as you don’t fucking like me then I don’t give a shit.”
Good. If no one knows who he likes or liked then there wouldn’t be a problem-
“Tobi.”
“Yes, senpai??”
“Why don’t you go play or something? I’ll find you later, yeah?”
“Okies!!” Tobi said before rushing off back to the living room. He had never finished his picture, after all.
“What the hell was that about?”
“Huh-?”
“You’re gonna find Tobi later? Don’t you try to avoid that dumbass?”
“Yeah but we’re going to figure out who he likes.”
“Why the hell does that mat- wait, /we/? Why the fuck would I help? I got shit to do-“
“Because, uh, it’ll prove he doesn’t like you, yeah?”
Despite the questioning tone in Deidara’s voice Hidan still took that as being a very good reason. It technically didn’t change anything if the idiot did like him except the fact that he was likely to be ten times more annoying if he was trying to express any kind of affection towards Hidan.
Before he could agree, however, Deidara continued.
“Aaand you’ll get to go on a date with Sasori without it being a date.”
“…how the hell would that happen?”
“We’re gonna go on a double date, un. It’ll be me, you, Sasori and Tobi and we’re gonna get that information out of him if it’s the last thing we do.”
“Sasori’s not gonna just fucking agree to this.”
“He doesn’t have to know what the dinner’s about, yeah.”
“So, you want me to fucking ask him on a notdate without telling it’s a notdate and expect him to not think it’s a date? What kind of dumbass plan is that?”
“Hey, it’s a great plan! Would be better if we had explosives but the danna would end up leaving….hmmm-“
“No- don’t fucking blow us up during you stupid pretend dinner date. I’ll fucking figure something out I guess. This better fucking be worth it-"
“It will, yeah!”
“Whatever- I guess I’ll go fucking ask Sasori if he wants dinner uh- when?”
“Tomorrow night!”
“Okay, sure, I’ll fucking do that then- seriously don’t fucking blow anything up- you’re not ruining my first notdate with Sasori.”
“I won’t, un! Now hurry up and go ask- I gotta figure out how to get the dumbass to agree to this.”
“Shouldn’t be too fucking hard. Even if he says he doesn’t like you like that the fucker still loves you.”
“Eh- don’t remind me, yeah?”
“Yeah, whatever. See ya later Dei.” He said as he walked away, not even bothering to give Deidara time to reply.
Despite having said he was going to ask Sasori out on the none date he went to his room instead. He had until tomorrow night to figure out how to convince Sasori to go with him on this thing. He highly doubted the redhead would care about who Tobi liked so it would be pretty much pointless-
Fuck, this was gonna be hard.