Shikadai/Inojin
' This is not fair ! '
' I agree ... What did I ever do to you ? ' Shikadai wanted to go home, he regrets this game .. He regrets everything !
' Shut up and do it you fools ! ' Sarada shouted as Metal did not know if he just leave or watch this .
Shikadai dared him to do laps in his underwear .
Metal did not mind the laps but only in his underwear was too much until Inojin called him a chicken and he wanted to prove to the boys he was brave and manly ...
But then he came across a new formed club of old ladies who walk everyday on that day time in the park and he was never so ashamed .
So this is sweet revenge very sweet revenge
' Metal ! ' Inojin shouted with anger and red cheeks .' I see you smirking you asshole ! '
' I don't know what you mean ...' He said sweetly not bothering to hide his smirk .
' Come on boys don't make me wait .' Sarada held her fist up .
' Dude ...' Inojin whispered .' Our parents will be out any second .'
' I know ...'
Both were nervous ...
' What now ..'
' Maybe if we make a run for it .' Shikadai whispered .' I am not a chicken ! ' Inojin whispered angry back .
Metal and Sarada looked at each other .' They really look like a married couple, thinking we can not hear them .'
' Oh hey is that not ...'
' Let's do it quick maybe .'
' Yes .'
They leaned close .' Your breaht stinks .'
' Your face stinks .' Shikadai bites back .
' Shut it .'
' No you shut it .'
Not realizing the figure seeing them and walking to them .
' You are stupid ! '
' Well your whole being is stupid ! '
' Really ...'
' No ...'
' You asshole ! '
' What the fu ..'
The figure smiled as he slapped the backs of the boys .' Yo what are two doing ! '
The figure was Naruto and his slapping was so strong .
Everyone their mouths fells open as Shikadai and Inojin smacked their lips together .
It made it worse with Inojin's parents walking out and Shikadai's father .
' Know it ...' Shikamaru said as he blows the smoke out .
' Well looks like you don't have to give our son away to a crazy skank .' Sai said with a smile to a too shocked Ino .
The two boys parted .' Let's not talk about this anymore .' Shikadai said with a very red face, Inojin was shocked .' Inojin ? '
' I ..'
' What ? '
' I ...'
' What now ! '
' I can't be a bride anymore ! ' He wailed and started running away with his hands covering his eyes . ' Wait you idiot ! Don't leave me here ! '
And run after him .
Sarada and Metal looked at each other .' What happened ? '
' Don't know ...' Sarada laughed nervously .' It was better then I thought .'
Naruto to this day still did not understand what happened .