Colleen's Gossip Blog #1
Colleen + Shane Gossip Blog #1
@Physcosoprano
11/3/24
Hello all of my lovely and absolutely disgusting readers and classmates! Welcome to my new Everlock High gossip blog shared with @underdogshane where we enable out classmates drama-sucking vibes and tell you all about the new bouts of drama we've scraped up from recent events!
Tana Mongeau and Alex Wassabi Kissing!
(A photo of Tana and Alex kissing in their autumn formal attire on Joey's couch shows at the top, Matt and Andrea smiling next to them, Tyler's jaw dropped, jesse on the handle side smiling at the camera)
At the Autumn Formal after-party, Joey Graceffa and Nikita Dragun organized a game of Truth, Dare, or Trick- where Andrea Russett dared Alex Wassabi to kiss any person of choice on the couch. He settled on Miss Tana Mongeau, kissing her for a whole TEN SECONDS per Andrea's request! After an eternity of obvious yet oblivious pinning, we finally are getting some traction! Although Alex stated he and Tana are not dating, it's eating everyone alive to hear any new updates about the two lovebirds.
Gabbie Hanna has a crush on DeStorm Power?!
(Above are screenshots from Tyler and Gabbie where she confesses to liking DeStorm)
That's right! On accord of Tyler Oakley, apparently Gabbie has had a crush on DeStorm for five months now! When questioned, Gabbie denied repeatedly, but Tyler insisted she had a thing for him- stated in the screenshots above! When DeStorm was questioned, the boy said- and I quote- "... and that girl's intentions are clear as day. I don't want nothin' to do with her romantically, if that's what you're here to pester me about." So, it's confirmed DeStorm has no feelings for Gabbie!
NikiMat one year anniversary!
Nikita Dragun and Matthew Patrick, endearingly nicknamed MatPat by classmates and friend, have been dating since November 5th, 2023- after a long, hard six months of mutual pinning from both sides. This upcoming Saturday will be the two's one year anniversary! Friends and classmates alike describe the two as a "therapeutically pleasing couple", "match made in hell", and a "high-school love story that would put Cady Heron and Aaron Samuel's to shame". They're often referred to as a power-couple, between Nikita's cunning confidence and Matthew's imposing intelligence, the two have the entire school absolutely CAPTIVATED in their romance! In addition, Matthew's birthday is ten days after, on November 15th!!! Wish him a happy 16th birthday!!
Get together!!!
A subcolumn where I list everyone who needs to shut up and get together already!
Tana Mongeau and Alex Wassabi
Roi Fabito and Teala Dunn
Oli White and Eva Gutowski
And that's it for this blog! The lovely Shane Dawson will be covering the January blog! Tune in then!!