
Characters
Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, Hatake Kakashi, Orochimaru (Naruto), Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Shisui, Yamato | Tenzou, Haku (Naruto), Uchiha Itachi & Uchiha Sasuke, Hoozuki Suigetsu, Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito, Momochi Zabuza, Hatake Kakashi's Ninken - Character, Akatsuki (Naruto) - Character, Uchiha Itachi & Uchiha Shisui, Hatake Kakashi & Uchiha Itachi
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Summary
“You’re getting fat,” Kakashi tells him. “In your old age.”“Kid,” Pakkun says. “You’re the one that’s aging me. Here you are, summoning me at sunrise. In my twilight years, I need all the rest I can get, but do you let me have it? No, you wake me up and—” “It’s Itachi,” Kakashi interrupts. Pakkun goes still. “He was in Konoha last night.”Pakkun blinks. “Why?”“I don’t know. I didn’t realize who it was till I called you. I didn’t recognize his chakra.”or: Six months later, Kakashi finds out the truth about the Uchiha massacre. Things go differently.
Note
JUDGE: ao3 user villavona, you are accused of writing Naruto AU fic in the year of our lord 2020. how do you plead?ME: Unemployed and in a global pandemic, your honor.JUDGE: i hereby find you guilty of loving naruto unironically, you fuckin broke ass weeb. there will be no punishment as we're all in quarantine and in hell.ME: yeah moodI own nothing. Mr. Kishimoto i just care about your characters and i want them to be doper. title is from Housekeeping, by Marilynne Robinson
Chapters
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Kakashi Suffers, But Only On The Low, Okay?
April 30, 2025 at 07:55 AM -
Turns Out Shit Was Fucked Up the Whole Time
April 30, 2025 at 07:55 AM -
Reunion!
April 30, 2025 at 07:55 AM -
Road Trip!
April 30, 2025 at 07:55 AM -
The Lads Go On A "The Two Towers"-esque Cross-Country Sprint
April 30, 2025 at 07:55 AM