Vilification

The chaotic trio had returned back to the Akatsuki lair with their target. But before they had gone back, Deidara had sent off the medic back to her small village. Giving her a little scare by saying, "If you dare utter a word about where we're going. I won't hesitate to come back where you are and finish you off, understand?"

Kakashi felt bad when she squeaked in fright and nodded frantically before running back to her village. "Maa, there's no need to frighten that poor girl even more. I'm sure without you threatening her she wouldn't have uttered a single word about us."

Deidara scoffs and waves Kakashi's words off. "Hmph, where's the fun in that. Even if she won't utter a word, it's still fun scaring people like this."

Kakashi huffs at the memory as he watches Deidara roughly push the debtor in the direction where Pein is.

"Yatta~ We're finally back. Ne Kashi, are you hungry? Tobi could use his amazing skills to help cook food for you."

Kakashi didn't get a chance in giving his answer, as Tobi began dragging him towards the kitchen. "C-Chotto matte! I hadn't said about wanting to eat anything!"

"Too bad~ Tobi just wants Kashi to eat more because Kashi looks way too skinny."

"I'm not that skinny! Tobi!"

Obito ignores him and pulls him at the dining table, "Now, Kashi is gonna sit there while Tobi cooks for him."

Kakashi sighs and slides down on a chair. Hearing footsteps approaching from the entrance he looks up to see Itachi and Kisame right behind him.

"Kakashi-san?" Itachi walked towards the dining table and sat across Kakashi, who raised a hand in greeting.

"Yo, Itachi."

Kisame blanched once he immediately saw Tobi floundering around the kitchen to cook. "Oh no, why did you let Tobi decide to cook?!"

Kakashi sighs and points at Tobi, "Maa, he kept insisting to cook for me since, in his words 'Kashi looks too skinny'. He practically dragged me here even though I protested and then started to cook."

Itachi stares as his captain sulks in the chair, "Tobi-kun is correct Kakashi-san, you certainly are quite too skinny and need to eat more. However, Tobi actually can't cook at all, Kakashi-san so you might wanna prepare for either a rather painful ache in your abdomen or burnt sluggish food. "

Kakashi sweat drops and laughs nervously," Maa, you know what. I think I'm gonna go help out Tobi. That way he won't end up poisoning us with his cooking."

Geez, even after all these years Obito still couldn't cook even if his life depended on it. Now that I look back it was either me or Deidara who would cook our food during our mission.

When Kakashi approached behind Tobi, the latter's arms flailed panicky around when the stove's fire flared and roared wildly. Kakashi quickly turns the knob for the fire down to a more decent temperature to cook. He faces Tobi with his hand on his hips and looks judgingly at him.

"What the hell kind of missing-nin are you; not knowing how to cook at all?"

"A-Ano, well it's just Tobi... doesn't necessarily need to eat... " Obito softly mumbled out, where only Kakashi could hear his reason.

"Huh? Wha- Nevermind, tell me later. Just go sit with Itachi and Kisame and behave." Kakashi shoos Tobi away and turns towards the stove. He threw away the now burnt food and looked around in the fridge and cabinets for anything that's decent to cook up.

Meanwhile the occupants at the dining table were talking among themselves, Itachi seemingly praising Kakashi's cooking.

"You have no need to worry about Kakashi-san cooking. All the food he cooks is quite delicious Kisame-san."

"Ah, is that so? Well, I'll be the judge of that once I have eaten the food."

"Tobi knows Kashi's cooking is super delicious. Don't you smell that Kisame-kun. Kashi must be doing his best to feed us with the most delicious food ever! Ohhhh, Tobi can't wait to taste Kashi's amazing cooking skills!"

Kisame sighs, however he can't deny the delicious aroma coming from whatever Kakashi is conjuring up. He tries to see whatever Kakashi is cooking, but all he sees is rice being cooked in a pot and hears something sizzling in the pan while Kakashi makes sure it doesn't get burnt.

"Ya~ What's that delicious smell? It's making me hungry~"

The occupants at the table saw Hidan, who is slightly drooling, enter in with the rest of the members behind except Pein.

"Oh, the newbie is cooking for us. Well, that's fine so long as it isn't cooked by that idiot over there." Deidara points at Tobi, already looking annoyed once his eyes were set on his teammate.

Tobi whines and crosses his arms as a show to pouting, "Deidara-senpai~ Tobi was trying as best to cook. Tobi didn't think Tobi's cooking skills were bad..."

Kakuzu glares at Tobi, "You nearly burned down the whole damn lair with your fucking 'cooking skills'.

A snort could be heard from the direction of where Kakashi is." Kashi~ Don't laugh at Tobi! Tell them to stop bullying Tobi, please~"

"Maa, Maa. Please don't disturb the person who is cooking. I need to concentrate so that I won't accidentally ruin the food."

Bastard, Bakakashi!

"Ne~ Kashi, Tobi feels bored. Let Tobi at least help you cook!" Tobi whines, crossing his arms and resting them atop the back of the chair. Kakashi chuckles softly and shakes his head.

"Ah, well, no offence but the way I'm hearing all of our comrades here complaining about your cooking... I don't think I can trust you enough to help cook alongside me. Now that I think about it. During our mission to get the debtor, whenever we would camp out to rest I would only see you grabbing any types of good that wouldn't necessarily need to be cooked."

Tobi makes an offended sound and tries to justify that he can actually be a decent cook, which resulted in everyone looking blankly at him. Konan sighs, "That's enough. Let's not fight over Tobi awful cooking skills-", "AH!! K-Konan-chan!!", "-Kakashi you're an exceptionally good cook, the food smells fantastic. I'm assuming you'll be cooking for all of us here right now?"

Preferring to focus more on the food, Kakashi nods "Would you like me to cook for Pein-san? Since he's not here yet?"

"...Yes, make an extra one for him, please. I'll later be going to take both mine and his food to where he is."

" Alright. By the way, where is that plant looking guy? He is an Akatsuki member, right?"

Hidan makes a disgusted sound as soon as he heard Kakashi mentioning about Zetsu, "Zetsu? Urgh, why do you wanna know where that annoyance is? I wanna say that he's annoying but that's a total lie since he's not as annoying as Tobi here."

"Eh?! Don't be mean to Tobi! It's not Tobi's fault that you can't keep up with Tobi's natural charisma."

Once again the table erupts into chaos which prompts Kakashi to ignore them even more. Before Hidan could retort back, Deidara quickly intercepts him and yells at Tobi, "HUH?! Natural charisma?! What the hell is so natural with constantly talking everyone's head off. That's not natural charisma at all, it's more like annoying everyone with your damn nonsense to the point where we all just wanna blow you up in small little tiny pieces!"

This time Itachi quips up with a, " Didn't you also used to do that to Sasori-kun? If I remember correctly, Sasori-kun looked quite fed up with you."

"Shut up, you damn bastard!! Why the hell are you talking to me?! Don't even think for a second that I've forgiven you for using those fucking stupid eyes against me in battle!! I seriously HATE those so called Sharingan eyes."

Tobi than raised a hand with an excited exclaim, "Oh! Oh! Kashi also has a Sharingan eye!"

Deidara eyes widened as his mouth fell slightly opened. From where he stood Kakashi stilled and could feel his eye slightly twitch. Konan looks over to where Kakashi is, as Itachi closes his eyes and nods in confirmation. "Hn, Hatake Kakashi the Copy Nin. That's what all the nations dubbed him as, or more specifically Kakashi the Sharingan user."

Kakashi quickly announces that the food is ready, before anyone or more specifically Deidara could react with that news. As soon as Kakashi sat beside Obito, he kick his leg which resulted in Obito yelping and everyone giving him weird looks. 

"Itadakimasu."

As soon as all of them took one bite of the food, their eyes immediately sparkled with delight. "MMMH, THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOODDD!!!!" Hidan exclaimed and began stuffing his face with the food. Kisame did the same thing, however he made sure to not eat as messily as Hidan.

"You were right Itachi, Kakashi's cooking is really good~ Kakashi, this tastes amazing!"

Kakashi place a hand behind his head and gives a small laugh, "Maa, thanks Kisame-san." Kisame had waved a hand at Kakashi, telling him to drop the san and just call him Kisame. Kakashi could see a faint smile on Itachi seeing as he is enjoying the food as well. Kakashi blinks when he sees Deidara pointing his chopsticks at him.

"Hey, I hope you are planning to continue cooking for us now. At least in this way we won't need to succumb ourselves to end up eating Tobi's horrible food." Kakashi chuckles nervously as Tobi exclaimed in offence while Hidan and Deidara snicker at him.

Konan had left with both plates of  food to eat, Kakashi assumes, at the place where Pein is probably at. Meanwhile, Kakashi had taken a plate and retreated to Obito's room. He wanted to be as far away from the group, since he wanted to have some semblance of peace and quiet. He sat at the sofa and began eating the food. Once he finished he puts it on the coffee table and just as he was about to enjoy the peace and quiet, the door banged open and in came Tobi who quickly shut and locked the door. Outside, Kakashi could hear screams of murder from both Hidan and Deidara, promising that one day they will kill Tobi for being such an annoying pest.

"Maa, Obi, what did you do this time...?"

"Huh? Nothing, I was just merely stating a truth to them. Not my fault their ego couldn't take it. I simply said that Deidara's haircut made him look like a girl and later to Hidan, I said he probably didn't have a large enough stick to attract any women."

Kakashi had sweat-drop when Obito called Deidara a girl, however he spluttered as soon as he heard Obito's second reason, "O-O-OBITO!!! WHY WOULD YOU- no- WHAT IN KAMI'S NAME MADE YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO HIDAN!??!!"

"Well~ Hidan was talking about women and how he wanted to bed them, so~ Tobi decided to say what came to Tobi's mind~"

Kakashi sighs, "I swear, I'm beginning to believe that Akatsuki are only full of perverts." Obito yells in denial and points at Kakashi, stating that he's the one who's the pervert because he dares to read a sexual book out in public. Kakashi pouts and states that he only reads the book for it's plot and not for the sexual stuffs. 

"Hah, yeah right. As if I'm gonna believe that!"

"Maa, believe me or not. I could care less."

Kakashi hears Obito huffs out a 'fine', and felt the sofa cushion dip. He looks over to Obito, who has taken off his Akatsuki robe and his mask. Kakashi could see muscles hugged tightly by his black clothing. Kakashi is slightly impressed that Obito managed to gain that much muscles, because, last he remembered Obito hadn't been that much muscular than he is now. Obito had looked quite weak and would constantly kept getting beaten by Kakashi. Now, Kakashi wonders if Obito could hold his own against Kakashi if they decided to spar with taijutsu.

Kakashi felt a strong desire on wanting to see just how muscular Obito is. He wanted to take Obito's shirt off and just feel those muscles under his touch. He wanted Obito to just use his strength to manhandle Kakashi in bed, to hold hi--- Woah, Woah, Woah!!! Kakashi quickly looks away from Obito, feeling his face becoming hot and shocked at what he just imagined. 

What the heck did I just think about!! No, no, no. Bad!!! Sure Obito is hot, I can admit that. I would have no problem with wanting to kiss him, have him touching me in bed and- AAAHHH!!! NO NO NO!!! PLEASE STOP THIS MENTAL IMAGES!!!! Oh no.... Don't tell me.....I've fallen in love with UCHIHA OBITO!!??!!

"Hey, Kakashi? What's wrong, your face is all red. Are you running a fever right now?" Kakashi flinched when he felt a hand on his shoulder and Obito looking at him with a concerned face. Kakashi gulps feeling himself sweating just by looking Obito and seeing how close they are.

Oh, geez!! Why are you so close to me like this?! Please for the sake of my sanity, please move away, dammit!!

"Uh, Ah! Y-Yes I...um... I'm fine Obi. It just feels really hot right now." Kakashi chuckles nervously while Obito rolls his eye, but still looking a little concerned for Kakashi.

"If you're feeling hot than just take off  clothing." Kakashi squeaked, while Obito looks at him annoyed.

"W-What?" Obito sighs, and glares at Kakashi while tugging at his Akatsuki robe.

"I said to take off your robe. Geez, Kashi you didn't tell me you had suddenly become deaf now." Obito teased while smirking at Kakashi. Not realizing the dilemma that's going on in Kakashi's mind. "Although, you could also take off your upper garment. I don't mind since we're both males after all." Kakashi felt his brain short-circuited and stopped functioning. Obito took that as Kakashi having an offence over what he had said, "Ah! Well, if you yourself don't mind as well. Haha. If you're quite sensitive of showing your body, I swear I won't laugh and make fun of you. I wouldn't want you feeling embarrassed of yourself."

Kakashi felt himself falling backward as his vision turned to black while the last thing he heard was Obito's shocked exclamation at him.

Ah. I'm in love with an oblivious idiot...