few tiktok based senarios
"NARUTOOO!! dont flirt with him okay, sasuke will be here any second"
"i'm not going to f- ffffucking hell"
naruto says, halfway through though sasuke arrives and naruto gets a nosebleed
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sasuke and naruto were cuddled up on a chair when they notice sakura and decide to tease her
naruto smiles brightly and says 'good morning sakura-chan!!'
sakura however is thinking something like 'cha, just leave me alone already
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boruto had been looking through photo albums of his parents will all his friends
they eventually got to narutos section and hot damn
now they see why so many people liked him
one particualar photo had naruto and sasuke posing shirtless for a magazine page
they were roughed up and opposite eachother with their arms clashing in the middle (valley of the end)
and annother one is of him laying down with a paint brush in his mouth and also half naked, it was a magazine cover of him on a titanic photo shoot, it had the caption of 'paint me like one of your french girls' on it
boruto slowly closed the book and put it away
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"ne sakura chan, you screwed sasuke yet" naruto asks trying to hold in laughter
"no, not yet" she replies (or ever)
"do you want me to describe it to you" naruto says looking sakura dead in the eyes
sakura was fuming