ew straight people
they are 17 in this
the two boys could only watch as kiba kissed his girlfriend, more like snog but who cares
"ew straight people" sasuke says quiet enough so naruto can hear
"i mean why be straight when we can do so much better" naruto replies as he starts leaning towards sasuke
sasuke grabs naruto and pulls him on him and starts to kiss him, but hey lets be real sasuke is the biggest bottom ever so this isn't realistic at all
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everyone was sitting on the sofa when sakura put on riverdale
naruto screeched and hid in sasukes neck
"ew, its a straight people show" he says
sasuke chuckles
"don't worry naru-chan it's okay, it wont hurt you" he says
naruto opens his eyes and screams
two people were kissing, straight people
him and sasuke ran out the room
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naruto and sasuke were in an smsc lesson about sexual stuff when naruto started laughing quietly
"oi sasuke"
"what"
"ew, straight people sex"
"oh my god your totally right"
the teacher notices the two and calls them out
"naruto, sasuke, care to share your conversation" mr orochimaru says strictly
the two laugh before speaking at the same time
"ew, straight people sex" they laugh out
everyone is holding back laughs
the two boys make the signature gay hand sign and make their wrists limp