Chapter 1
they are 16 in this
"it is said here that the more time that couples spend with each other means that they become more like one another" kakashi reads out from a magazine to all of the rookie nine, they were in the hatake compound
everyone seemed amazed, all except one little twink
"sounds kind of far fetched to me, dattebyo" sasuke says slurping some cup ramen
everyone's eyes widen
naruto then proceeds to walk in with cherry tomatoes in one hand and a duck pillow in the other
"what'd i miss losers" he says as he sits down and lays down into sasuke's chest
"what the fuck" hinata says shocked
that's when all rookie nine looked at the two
sasuke was wearing a bright orange jumper, grey sweatpants, eating cup ramen and has a pink hair clip on
naruto was wearing a black oversized jumper, white short shorts, a fluffy yellow duck pillow, cherry tomatoes and some of sasuke's socks on
"so boys, have something to tell us" kakashi says after a long silence
sasuke nods in response before kissing naruto to steal the tomato he just put in his mouth
it worked
naruto hn'd grumpily before grabbing another tomato and eating it
"what a drag, i mean you should've all known by now, be the looks of it they weren't even hiding it" shikamaru says tiredly
"what, name five times that it was super obvious" sakura smiles
"okay, so the first one is about three weeks ago at school when we were doing mixed gender basketball in the gym, it was when gai sensei made the boys do no shirts and the girls wear coloured vests when sasuke took his off naruto panicked and put plasters on several 'marks' on sasuke's neck........sound familiar" shikamaru says slowly
a series of 'ohhh yeahhhh' and 'ohhh' filled the room
"the second time is when every time sasuke or naruto leaves they say i love you or kiss each other...........seriously you never noticed this" shikamaru is shocked by the no's that everyone replies with
"the third time is like everyday, they call each other babe or sassy-kins or naru-baby like all the time"
"ya know i thought that was because they were best friends or something" kiba says laughing
"geez kiba, be youthful and realise the truth" lee says all smug like
"the fourth time is in movie night last friday, they literally were cuddling and even made out a few times"
"........in my defence i was asleep" ino replies after a few seconds
"the last time is like four days ago when they were making sexual jokes about each other in front of EVERYONE" shikamaru sighs
kiba laughed "oh yeah, guess we should've picked up on that
shikamaru stood up and went home saying something along the lines of being so fucking done with these people