A tempting experiment
Madara slowly blinked his eyes open, confused for a brief moment. When the hell had he fallen asleep?
Then it hit him with the force of a rampaging Amaterasu.
(Which he heard was actually quite devastating, if the records were anything to go by. A pity it hadn't been the ability he obtained, but the one he did gain was nothing to scoff at, too.)
He wanted to crawl further into the covers and pretend to still be asleep, but he highly doubted the hitch in his Chakra and breathing would go unnoticed. Unless Tobirama isn't in the room.
A tentative peek outside of his(?) covers revealed that was merely a high hope.
"Good morning!"
The cheerful greeting was enough to send him screeching across the room, very red faced.
He had no doubt that if the Senju hadn't been sick, his next target of destruction would be a certain albino's head. Or maybe not head, since that contained his brain, something he needed to live. He surely wouldn't miss his legs, then.
Somehow, a part of Tobirama was fairly sure Tenshi was cursing him at the moment, but that was ridiculous! What blasphemy. He had only greeted the now awake ravenette.
(Okay, no, he actually didn't doubt it. He was just having too much fun to care.)
"My, how rude! Not even a 'good morning to you too'? I'm disappointed, Tenshi."
Tenshi scowled, bringing wrinkles to his too pretty face.
"Though, I doubt I'd ever be truly disappointed in you. Unless you do something stupid. Very stupid."
.
The ravenette actually looked like he was considering it. Now, that didn't sit well with Tobirama. Didn't sit well with him at all.
"If you do it, I'll do the same thing, too."
And, awwwwww. How cute! Tobirama knew the not-human was kind. Look at him, hesitating! He's even pouting! How adorable.
"I hate you."
"Love you too!"
Well, isn't this fun. It wasn't Tobirama's fault his caretaker looked so adorable when he was sulking, really.
(Just like a cat! Or actually, he tended to screech a lot. Perhaps a mix between a bird and cat? Huh. Tobirama wondered how that would look.....)