Nail Polish
Not many would care about Naruto. Then again, not many knew where he even lived in the village. Because nobody (except maybe Hinata) gave a rat's ass about the orphaned blonde, thus explains this minor entourage of Rookie Genin in the middle of September stalking after the orange-clad Genin who was too busy devouring a large bowl of ramen given to him by Ayame from the Ichiraku Ramen Stand.
"I still can't believe he doesn't choke devouring that much junk," Ino muttered.
A loud belch and Naruto tosses the disposable bowl and chopsticks into a nearby trash bin before resuming his walk... now across the rooftops. Everybody else followed as best they could. But they soon stopped when Naruto stopped in front of a small apartment-looking building by a river and surrounded by a dense packet of trees.
The door opened as Naruto fumbled for the keys, and despite contrary belief, Naruto's female form stuck her head out the open door. Naruto just smiled, and walked in, and Naruko, as the girl was known, closed the door not noticing the Genin hiding in the large bushes before they moved closer to the open window.
"So, Naruko, how come you didn't dispel yourself?"
"Hey, it's been awhile since you last summoned me to the living realm. Give me a break if I wanted a real bed," complained the gender-bender Naruto clone. Naruto snorted a disbelieving tone, but said nothing further as he pulled out from a small cabinet... is that a bottle of blue nail polish?
Yes indeed it was, as the group ducked when Naruto walked past the window again, before plopping down onto the couch. Naruko cuddled up next to him, as he opens the small glass jar, and wiped the extra paint off before applying the liquid onto his fingernails one by one.
"People find out, they'll wonder if it's cuz of me," Naruko poked fun at Naruto's rather feminine applying of the nail polish.
And Naruto just childishly stuck his tongue out at her, prompting the girl to giggle humorously.
"Who would even notice? Those idiots I call my friends certainly don't," he said with a mean streak in his voice.
"Yeah... true, I mean, the pink-haired bitch smacks you around a lot, even if you're just breathing. You have a sensei who gives little to no shit about you, and an egotistical emo who is probably the cock sheath to a pedophilic pale-skinned Sannin. Not to mention the rest of those weirdoes who would belittle you, and make fun of you..."
Naruto shrugged. "I had to put up with a lot of bullshit from their families and over ninety nine point five percent of this village. I'm used to dealing with the bigoted hatred from their kids, too. Makes me wonder why I haven't gone Itachi on all of them and salted the lands of the village afterward."
A rather dark laugh left him, before he closes his mouth and resumes panting the rest of his nails.
"You could have just left. I mean, before you became a Leaf ninja, you were a civilian. The assholes on the Konoha Council would have no jurisdiction at preventing you from leaving if you did."
"If I leave now, they'll just send everything but the kitchen sink to kill me," he said coldly, "it actually makes me glad. Knowing the Uchiha Clan, they would get the job done of killing me. Happy to know Itachi did the whole world a favor and killed off the only clan that has the power of dominating the planet with just their stupid eye tricks."
"All that's left is the Hyuugas, and even their so-called powerful Jyuuken can't kill you. You took a Jyuuken strike to the heart when you were five years old and you bounced back from what would have otherwise killed a normal human being."
"Don't forget, I took two Chidori attacks to the chest; one from my so-called sensei when I was three, and three months ago when that prick Uchiha left to suck Orochimaru."
Naruko then gained a rather saucy smile. "Speaking of sucking, Naruto-kun," she said, slowly sliding off the couch. Naruto finished applying the last of the polish before looking to Naruko.
Everybody just quickly left before they were discovered, and in Hinata's case, rushing off tears spilling from her eyes.