If Naruto Had Family
CRASH!
Tsunade looked up as did Shizune, and both looked out the window. There imprinting the forehead of the late Sandaime, yet again, was a man with blue hair, a long scarf wrapped around the neck, and wearing western-continent clothing.
"Not again," she muttered, face palming.
Halfway across the village, Naruto blinked. "Luka-obasan (aunt Luka) could be as strong as Tsunade-baachan (grandma Tsunade)... that's scary," he said, before returning back to reading his lyrics sheet.
The blonde-haired fifteen year old heard the door open.
"Hey Naruto," greeted his older sister, Rin.
"Oh, hey Rin. Where's Len?"
"We're out of fruit so I sent him to buy some more down at the village market," she said, and he nodded.
"So, what did Kaito do to incur Luka's wrath again?"
Rin shrugged.
The two teens decided it wasn't worth the effort to figure out what their perverted father-figure did to Luka.
"So... what are we going to be doing this month?"
"Well you know that this month is the last month we'll be here before we go out touring once again," said Rin, plopping down onto his bed, "ever since we did that Vocaloid Idol auditions six months ago, Miki's been a popular singer like Miku-neechan."
Naruto nods, remembering the fuchsia-haired teen that, by a world voting online, was selected as the new member of the Vocaloid Family. All of them were family despite having blood relations elsewhere. He was related to Len and Rin through adoption several years ago. Kaito and Meiko were like the parental figures when they were traveling. Miku was the eldest sibling to Len, Rin, and Miku, as was Gumi. Gakupo and Luka were like an aunt and uncle in some odd way.
Before, Vocaloid wasn't a known group. Kaito and Meiko were childhood friends, and grew up with a passion for singing (despite being a bit of a drunk, and having an obsession with ice cream). But after a agent for the Crypton Future Media discovered the duo, decided to take them and make them popular. Their popularity over the years skyrocket, and then history would take course. A year after their last successful album release, Miku met them, and the three became a traveling group after the girl wanted to become a singer just like them gaining more and more popularity. Afterwards, Len and Rin were discovered to have such great musical and singing talent, that they were offered a chance to join. They did so, if only Naruto, their little adopted brother, could join. A couple years would pass (with Naruto joining as he too held a passion for singing) before the family grew with the addition of Luka, Gakupo, and his younger sister, Gumi.
And by that time, the Vocaloids were a widely-crazed sensation. You couldn't go anywhere on the internet without hearing about the Vocaloids, or any of their members: Sakine Meiko, Shion Kaito, Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Len, Kagamine Rin, Kagamine Naruto Megurine Luka, Kamui Gakupo, Nakajima Gumi, and the newest addiction to the family fold, Furukawa Miki.
"Hm... what are our travel plans? Did Meiko-chan ever tell us? What about Master Crypton?"
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Kaito rubbed his face, as it still stung when he impacted the mountain.
"You tripped again, Kaito-san?" asked a lazy one-eyed Jōnin reading an Icha Icha book.
"Yeah," Kaito said with a sigh. He tripped over Tako-Luka, the odd pet of the group, fell into the springs, and thus took an air trip to Tsunade's forehead (the Hokage Monument). It wasn't his fault! How was he supposed to stop himself? The accidental ripping of the Hokage's bottoms of her two-piece didn't help matters much, though...