Meanwhile, With the Legion of Jinchuuriki...
"Where the hell are we?"
"Oh, I bought this from some weird-ass group of adults in weird costumes claiming hidden identities that got tired of conceiving half-baked plots of world domination," Naruto answers Gaara's question.
"Define weird costumes," Gaara inquired.
"Later," he waves off, flipping a fan open.
"Naruto, why must you do that?"
Naruto smiles behind the fan, his green and white-striped bucket hat shading his eyes in a cool manner.
"Simple... Urahara Kisuke made this cool."
"So all we need is a cat that can transform into a naked chick," the future Godaime Kazekage said.
Naruto's eyes train on Yugito, Jinchuuriki of the Nibi.
"If you get even a hint of an idea," she threatens.
"But you are a pussy... cat..."
Yugito gives Naruto the middle finger.
"So, why are we all here again?" questions Rōshi, the Jinchuuriki of the Yonbi.
Naruto snaps his fan shut. "Because it will be our special place to get away from the chaos that is our Hidden Villages, and for those of us in this group whom had shitty childhoods, a place to get away from all those fuckwads making our lives miserable."
Fū, the Nanabi Jinchuuriki, grins as she was snaking on a plate of pizza rolls.
Killer Bee swallowed his mouthful of fried chicken and two BBQ-coated meatballs.
"So yo Nine-o, we gunna mind-fuck the ninja squares?" the rapping Kumo-nin raps, before chugging down a 64 oz cup of Grape Kool-Aid.
"In a way. We'll only mind-fuck those who seek us out just for the power that we all contain, as well as hide from that Akatsuki group."
Yagura just smiles ruefully, while the other Jinchuuriki nod away to the plot or their survival from those whom had to suffer from those whom desired a hungry greed for power and control.
"What do you have in mind?" questions Gaara.
Naruto grins back, while they all continue to enjoy their plates of assorted food prepared earlier in the kitchens by their butler that came with the Legion of Doom's old hideout.
"Well..."