Just Kissing
It was a day of romance for couples, however Hinata didn't have anybody close to her. Well, there was ONE person, but her father would balk at the idea of the kind of person she would fall in love with. Lately she had been obsessing over kissing, and her dreams at night are mostly about Naruto kissing her in all various manners of romantic gestures.
"I wonder what it'll be like... to kiss Naruto-kun," she muses to herself, all alone in the training grounds that belong to Naruto. The birds chirped innocently in the air, and the soft trickle of the creek that ran through the hidden training grounds played at her ears.
She blushed, thinking about grabbing Naruto and forcing herself on him with a rough kiss, complete with cramming her tongue into his mouth and tasting him! Oh god, that would be embarrassing!
"Kyaa! I can't think like that! I sound dirty thinking these thoughts!" she cried, shooting a chakra-enhanced punch and breaking the training dummy's torso area. She slid to the ground and sighs. "But... I want to taste his mouth... Mmm..."
A soft plume of smoke emerged on Hinata's left shoulder. It was chibi in size, with small black bat wings, a long whip-like tail with a harpoon-tip. It was lightly tanned in skin color, exotic purple eyes, short blond hair with a rope ponytail wrapped with white tape down to mid-back, wearing a fishnet tank top, a black leather vest, and tight leather pants with black sandals.
"Oh girl, you just need to take the initiative!"
"EEP!" Hinata, well... eeped...
The chibitized devil of this author's alter-ego just crossed his arms, giving her a leer complete with evil smile. "Naruto's a dunce! He won't understand how you feel unless you show it to him!"
"Wha... What are you?" she cried, pointing a finger at the... well... little person that levitated there with a soft beat of its wings.
"Ignore who I am. I'm no one relatively important. Besides, I couldn't help but overhear ya. Such naughty thoughts about your favorite boy toy, ne?"
"Stop," she moaned, hiding her flaming red face.
"Oh yeah? You don't want your shirtless lover hug you and say he loves you in your ear?" he says with a grin.
In another plume of smoke, another chibitized figure appears hovering on her right shoulder. This one had angel wings, and a glowing yellow halo hovering over the head. Long blonde hair at mid-back, a full-on jumpsuit made of black silk, high heel combat boots, with a Jōnin vest of unknown country design. The author's alter-ego's female counterpart/twin sister giggles softly in Hinata's ear.
"I agree! Naruto may be a sweetheart with a heart of gold, but he's oblivious to your feelings for him. But once he knows that you love him, he'll certainly reply kindly and with such love and dedication to a beautiful goddess such as you."
Hinata just blushed a bright shade of red, trying to turtle into her jacket.
"You know what? You need help!" the chibi devil stated loudly, striking a pose.
"I agree! We'll help you get a kiss!" the angel says with a cheerful giggle.
Somehow, Hinata's little angel managed to have most of her friends go on some long but boring missing outside the village AND get the Hokage distracted with paperwork. The only ones not busy with anything and would be free for three weeks was herself and Naruto. The angel and devil were both excited as they would get Hinata to strengthen her insecurities for the first three days. But, on the fourth day Naruto and Hinata would be left relatively alone by everybody, she couldn't move up over the welcome mat of his apartment door.
She was blushing once again as numerous images of Naruto ran in her mind...
"Oh, c'mon girl. Why are you acting so hesitant?"
"EEP!" Hinata jumped at the sound of her angel's voice.
The chibi angel groans at Hinata. "Hinata! We worked through this! Don't hesitate!"
"Yeah, I'll just open the door for you!" the chibi devil snickers, already in the process of twisting the door knob, which was for some reason unlocked.
Hinata just stammered as she tried to get her two chibis to stop acting up around her. The apartment was quiet...
"Go in!" The two chibis push Hinata inside Naruto's house and they close the door without leaving behind a slamming sound.
The point of no return... Hinata looked around. Naruto's kitchen looked semi-dirty with empty ramen cups piling the trash can. Otherwise it looked spotless everywhere else. There were his sandals he wore in the living room haphazardly discarded, several of his kunai on the table with a cleaning cloth, whetstone, and polishing oil. There was his jacket he wore. She picked it up, and inhaled the scent coming off it. She blushed. She loved Naruto's manly scent.
But, where was Naruto-kun?
She quietly crept into the hallway, sees that the bathroom was empty and turned to the other door across from it was ajar. Oh, there's Naruto! But what is he reading? She swallowed that hard lump in her throat and walked into the room, quiet as a church mouse. Naruto was reading an ero magazine. No it was NOT Icha Icha Paradise or Icha Icha Tactics.
"Naruto you pervert," she couldn't help but mutter, even though her face was just as flamed red as Naruto's seeing the words accompany the artistic photos of such raunchy R-18 scenery; who, by the way, literally jumped and like some cat clung to the ceiling, the magazine dropped in fright.
That was a funny scene. As soon as Naruto saw the red-faced Hinata poking her fingers like she did when she was thirteen, Naruto lost his grip on his ceiling and fell with a hard thud on the wood floor. Inside the seal the nine-tailed fox broke into a roaring laugh at his vessel making such a fool of himself. Not to mention getting caught reading a dirty magazine...
"Hinata! W-What are you doing here?" he points an accusing finger at the girl.
She squeaked something. But it wasn't exactly in the audible range for humans who didn't hold the Inuzuka bloodline. Outside Naruto's window, two chibis face palm at Hinata.
"Uh, what was that, Hinata-chan?"
"Uh... IwantedtoseeyouNaruto..."
The blond blinked.
"I... I wanted to s-see you today... um..."
Naruto uses his foot to push the ero magazine under his bed, and looks at Hinata. "You okay Hinata-chan? Your face is awfully red."
Damn it... just say it Hinata! Don't faint! Don't you dare faint!
"Naruto-kun..."
"Yeah?"
The chibi angel and devil blink when Hinata did something that was un-Hinata: she grabbed Naruto's right hand and roughly brought it to her left boob. They saw Naruto's nose break into a tiny bit of a nosebleed and turn a shade pale. Ten minutes later, the bedroom is lit with erotic noises, and aroused voices with heavy breaths. In the corner watching the erotic display of adulterous action was the angel and the devil that followed Hinata around the village and was unseen by everybody but her.
"So, what happened to all the kissing?" Sekai Ishtal inquired sweat dropping in the process. How did heavy blushes, soft mumbled words, and stammering responses led to... well... sex?
"Who knows," Rin Ishtal responded, shrugging her shoulders and also sweat dropping. She was just as confused as Sekai was.
It was only after fumbling semi-awkward teenage sex that lasted well into an hour and a half complete with heavy blushing, that Hinata finally got kissed by Naruto. Then she fainted from the minute of complete heaven. The two chibis that followed poor no-longer-a-virgin Hinata sweat drop and sigh simultaneously as they ignore Naruto panicking over Hinata's unconscious naked form.