Naruto's Loli Yuukai
Eighteen year old Uzumaki Naruto slowly opened his eyes. He was lying down in a soft padded bed that hung off a shelf tied to the wall by two sturdy chains. He groaned. He had that dream again… a little girl with indigo hair, and pale lavender eyes wearing a satin white summer dress. Naruto moans the name of the girl "Hinata" before shaking his head, and closing his eyes again. But, as he goes back to sleep, his mind is plagued by dreams again. Dreams of perverted nature... One was of him and Hinata. Both were naked, and she was enjoying him slowly licking the back of her neck. And the eight year old was enjoying it, because in his dream, Hinata was moaning softly at the touch of his tongue lapping at her creamy and exotic-fair skin, and the fingers probing between her legs.
He enjoyed it. He also enjoyed playing with the other girls. Tenten, Sakura, Ino, Tsunade, Shizune, Ayame, Haku, Anko, Kurenai. So many lovely girls... he would sit there in bed, as the girls all come to him, pleasing him, tongues licking his length, soft kisses shared for those getting different treatment by Naruto. Then the girls one by one, taking turns, as he fucks them, enjoying the pleasure, enjoying the pleasured moans, cries, and girly screams of joy. All in all, a pervert's biggest loli dream. Then again... when Naruto wakes up, he would cry to himself, looking past the iron bars of his prison cell. If only those girls didn't look so damn appealing and hypnotically attractive, then he wouldn't be here locked away in prison. But Hinata-chan wanted to have sex with him...
Sigh...
Oh well... he enjoyed it anyway before Hiashi, the man who was also Judge of the Supreme Court (and Hinata's father) found out, and had him locked away in the State Prison for twenty five years to life.
"What the heck is this?"
Turns out what you just read was somebody else's fanfic, and was displayed on a computer monitor. Naruto was glaring at his sister Naruko, who was at the keyboard with the story typed up in Microsoft Office Word.
"Hey, this is payback for that fake smut you wrote using me and Dog-breath Kiba!" the female twin tells him.
"Why you little-"
He gets hit in the face by a paper plate but she already bolted out the chair and towards the door. He tackles her to the ground and they start yet another sibling fight. Downstairs, Kushina was busy preparing tonight's dinner, while Minato was watching the local news on television. The two adults heard their children arguing upstairs, but pointedly ignore the sibling chaos.
"Huh... somebody stole the state's supply of bananas, honey," Minato tells his wife.
Kushina enters the living room, where the local news anchorman was reporting the banana theft.
"Really? Who's steal bananas?"
In Sapporo, Len was swimming in a massive pile of bananas. Rin just stared in disbelief at all these bananas in their backyard.