Naruto's a Singer?
The village we look at, surrounded by a lush forest is Konohagakure no Sato of Hi no Kuni. This is a village that houses a shinobi community, run by the Godaime Hokage, Lady Tsunade. The village day starts with Naruto getting a visit from his newest friend he hangs out with more often for the past few months.
"Hey... you ready yet?"
"Hold the hell on!" Naruto yelled. Soon he emerged, dressed in his civilian clothes. Grabbing his keys and wallet, the two left his new bigger apartment. As they take to the roofs, they completely missed Sakura who came up to the door of the apartment and knocked. She continued to knock, until the door opened, and Sakura was greeted by Naruto... or rather his female form.
"Sorry, but Naruto just left. He left me to clean up the house a bit before dispelling myself. Sorry Sakura-chan."
"Where is he then?"
She shrugged. "He never told me. Sorry again." The door slams shut.
=0=0=
"What are we doing here?"
"Gamakichi told me this was where Naruto would normally go to once in awhile..."
"A Music Studio?" questioned one of Naruto's friends, Yamanaka Ino. Sakura first went to her master to tell her that she couldn't find Naruto, and at that moment, if by fate or not, Jiraiya emerged to report on the little situation occurring with the Akatsuki that still remained. Needless to say, it leads to everyone with the help of the toads and Pakkun to discover where Naruto was.
Everyone had walked in, where someone from the desk shushed them. "One of our frequent visitors just completed a song and is about to sing. So please stay quiet, even though they won't hear us."
She points to one of the recording rooms with the one-side windows into the room. This is where they found Naruto, just clad in a pair of blue carpenter jeans, brown strap sandals, and a black tank top. Of course he also always wore the necklace Tsunade gave him when he was twelve years old. And there were other clones of Naruto, Kagebunshin they figured, with various instruments.
"Okay, we're ready to record," said a sand blonde Chūnin behind the desk inside the recording room. He was Ishtal Sekai, heir to the Ishtal Clan and one of the two Ishtals that live in Konoha, and not their home country and city in the west.
"Got it," Naruto replied.
"This will be fun to watch," Kiba snickered, as he sits down in a nearby chair. In fact, everyone sat down to see if Naruto was any good. The music began as soon as the record sign turned on, and Naruto instantly began the lyrics to his song... proving doubters dead wrong about the young man's realm of talent.
I'm through with standin' in lines to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
I want a brand new house on Mount Hokage
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king sized tub
Big enough for ten plus me
I need a, a ramen bowl with a bottomless pit
And a giant airship with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
I want a new gold trunk full of ancient swords
My own face on Hokage Monument
Somewhere between the Fourth
And the Fifth is fine for me
Tsunade blinked, instantly picturing in her mind Naruto's face on the Hokage Mountain, between her and his father.
I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, ownin' gold bling-bling
Kunoichi come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cuz we just won't eat
A few experienced kunoichi of the audience raised eyebrows at that minor sexist saying.
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every greedy Daimyo's gonna wind up there
Every Icha Icha with her buxom blonde selves
And well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Sekai smirked behind the desk. Both he and Naruto did not know of their audience behind the one-way mirror. Jiraiya smirked at the mentioning of his famous books. Tsunade is the opposite of the emotion.
I wanna be like Jiraiya without the perversion
Hire eight shinobi that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
"Without the what?" Jiraiya yells, amidst some chuckling.
"Ha!" Tsunade found that very funny.
I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
Get a key for the famous Icha Icha Mansion
Gonna date a Hyuuga that loves
To blow my money for me
Many instantly turned to Hinata, who had the biggest crush on Naruto, but was too shy to say anything about her feelings. Jiraiya's mind was stuck on Icha Icha Mansion.
I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, ownin' gold bling-bling
Kunoichi come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cuz we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every greedy Daimyo's gonna wind up there
Every Icha Icha with her buxom blonde selves
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest Bingo Book of today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got an Akatsuki on speed dial
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
"Did he just mention Akatsuki?" Kakashi questioned aloud.
I'm gonna run my mouth that offend the Council
Gonna pop my boot into Sasuke's manhood
Get Uchiha Itachi writin' all my songs
Lip-sync 'em every night so I won't get 'em wrong
"Uchiha Itachi writing songs?"
"Pop Sasuke's balls?" Kiba laughed.
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, ownin' gold bling-bling
Kunoichi come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cuz we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every greedy Daimyo's gonna wind up there
Every Icha Icha with her buxom blonde selves
Tsunade just realized what is meant by buxom blonde, and now glared at the giggling Jiraiya.
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest Bingo Book of today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got an Akatsuki on speed dial
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
The music ends, and Sekai stops the recording, said sign turning off. "Done!" Naruto smiled cheerfully, as he discards his guitar, and all other clones in their positions remained where they were, but now talking animatedly. He had left the room, and entered the recording area and up behind the tanned eighteen year old Chūnin. "I think they would like to know their blonde ninja can sing very well, Naruto."
"Yeah, but most of them think I don't have much talent at all... and since we have been hanging out a lot lately, I have been hearing rumors that we're secret lovers or some shit."
Sekai scoffed at that. "Yaoi fangirls..."
"Yup..."
They were blushing however.
"Well... maybe they'll give you the benefit of the doubt?"
The blonde shakes his head, brushing his hand across Sekai's when he stepped closer to him. Sekai's warmth increased. "Nah... They would probably call me a liar or some shit..."
Sekai sighed. "Never know... anyway, the song's really good, but Uchiha Itachi writing all your songs?"
"Hey, even I have to admit Itachi looks like a bishonen."
"What about me?" Sekai mock-pouted.
Naruto just grinned foxily. "I do mean it when I said I would pop my boot into Sasuke's manhood."
"If Lady Hokage finds out you made her a reference tying with Icha Icha Paradise she'll probably kill you."
Sekai gets smacked upside the head. "Quiet! I'm afraid she may still have ojiisan's crystal ball hidden in her office..."
"Then there's the part about the Hyuuga, kunoichi being easy... unless there is a jutsu that can create an unlimited supply of hot ramen... yeah right. If my sister ever finds out you called kunoichi being easy, she'll kill you."
Naruto grunted. "I survived numerous death attempts all my life... an angry kunoichi is no difference. Besides, I get enough from Sakura years ago when I first became Genin, and at times when she goes through PMS."
Sakura growled, and wanted to barge in and smash his head in. Sekai nodded, though both guys shivered at the thought of an angry PMSing kunoichi. He soon finished what he was doing, and took out the new record and a CD backup. The clones vanished. "This is going to be a great hit single once we find the right radio broadcasters to play this song."
"Yeah, yeah..."
The two soon leave with their belongings, while the audience had vanished under illusion Genjutsu. Sekai and Naruto were too busy paying the somewhat spooked owner the ryo to keep the CD and record. They labeled the record and CD under the title "Rockstar", and the artist who made it was "Foxboy".
"Hey Naruto, have you heard that one band called Rev Theory?"
"Yeah. Didn't they create this one song that sounds like a reference to that Jashin religion group?"
"Yup... it's a great song though. Should listen to it."
"I have, and it does sound good. Sometimes reminds me of myself..."
The two guys smile rather creepy-like. "I hear voices in my head, they council me, they understand, they talk to me!" They exclaim, and laugh out the door. They now returned to the Ishtal residence. The owner gets spooked seeing the ninja pop back in the room again. Even if she's just started this business last year, she cannot get used to ninja antics such as vanishing on the spot.
"You guys go to the Ishtal apartment and find Naruto," Tsunade tells the other Chūnin and Jōnin. The teenagers disappeared, leaving the adults alone in the main lobby.
"Well... once he's found, I'm going to kill him," the blonde woman with big knockers tells the others.
"Now Lady Hokage-sama, don't do anything rash," Kakashi said, but took a step back when she glared at the perverted Jōnin.
"Every Icha Icha with her buxom blonde selves; that was a reference to me! I even fit the damn description."
"I know," Jiraiya giggled, and this time Shizune, not Tsunade, slaps the white-haired Sannin across the back of the head, hard.
"I still find the Itachi thing odd, and the mentioning of Akatsuki on speed dial," said Asuma. The smoking man, who wasn't due to glares by the woman at the desk, was quiet in the whole incident with the others until just now.
"I don't know... I wanna know how hot he'll be with fishnet accessories," Anko giggled. The others looked at her, Kurenai taking a step back from the snake mistress.
=0=0=
As soon as they made it, and the door closed shut, Sekai was pushed down onto his couch as Naruto now straddled over him, lips locked roughly. The blonde Ishtal moaned into his lover's mouth, tongues met in between the gap of their mouths. Naruto and Sekai were in fact secret lovers, but would never give those yaoi fangirls any juicy bait to discuss on. When air became an issue, both were flushed, as Sekai now pulled his strength and had the other teenager pinned to the sofa arm.
"I want you, Naruto-kun," Sekai said with lust glinting in his violet eyes. Naruto's cerulean orbs sparkled a bit, as Naruto gave in to the other boy.
"I'm all yours," he says in a voice that brought shivers up the other's spine.
And the action began with Naruto's shirt getting discarded to the floor, leaving his lean, muscled frame exposed. Sekai began to trail soft kisses, ending at one of his nipples and licking it. Naruto closed his eyes and moaned, his anatomy reaction to the pleasure and the warmth spreading through his body. Sekai's hands reached down, and had unbuttoned the jeans. As he was pulling down the zipper, he soon reaches into just as the door opened quietly.
There was Ishtal Rin, Sekai's twin sister, carrying groceries to refill the fridge. Behind her were Naruto's friends. The two sprung when Kiba exclaimed, "No way in hell!" Sai just smiled as usual, doodling into his art pad. The pale young man found nothing of interest in this, having believed Naruto batted for the other team. He was right.
"Not again," Rin muttered under her breath. The girls heard the female Ishtal as she just walked past the duo on the couch, caught in a surprising position, and into the kitchen. To make things worse, the adults had then arrived, and Jiraiya gasped in outright horror when he spotted his student's son... with another man. Tsunade looked stunned while Anko's eyes lit with mischief, and Kakashi just arched his only visible eyebrow.
"Get out!" Sekai yelled using his shadow magic and shoving them all out, and slamming the door with the back outstretched shadow hand. Naruto just looked completely mortified, and Sekai wrapped his arms around the sunny blonde boy. Naruto clung to Sekai like a life line.
"Let's go to my bed," Sekai tells Naruto, who followed the male Ishtal into his bedroom. Rin enters the living room with an apple, and as she turns on the TV, Naruto's moan was heard. They resumed their intimacy in private now.
=0=0=
A week later and Naruto was back in his home, just clad in a white shirt and his orange boxers. Naruto's hand was a bit twitching, but that is because of a visitor under the desk he sat behind, who was currently blowing him off, and succeeding in getting him close to that breaking point. Naruto haven't seen any of his friends when they had basically followed Rin to the house, he suspected was searching for him. He had been hanging out more often with Sekai; it was bound to cause suspicion. And now they knew... though he still did not tell them about his other hobby besides his flower tending.
The pencil dropped from his hand and he gripped the sides of the wooden desk as he bit his lower lip. A gasp escaped him, and below, Sekai moaned as he greedily accepted the blond's seed that shot into his mouth. Naruto panted softly as he soon calmed, and Sekai had licked him clean before finally coming up, and surprising him with a kiss. Naruto could feel the hard warmth brush against his, and when they parted from the seductive kiss, the sandy blond gave him that look. Naruto got up, only to bend over the desk, his boxers hiked down to his ankles. Sekai, who wore but a fishnet tank, leaned behind the sunny-haired blond.
"Naruto-kun," Sekai whispered into his ear lovingly.
"Sekai-kun," he whimpered.
At the front door was Yamato with Sakura and Sai. With them were Tenten, Neji, and Lee. Before Sakura could knock, the door opened, and out stepped Naruto... well, his female form, that is.
"Naruto, stop it with that perverted jutsu and stop wasting time, we have a mission to do."
"Uh..." She blushed a bit, "sorry, but Naruto-kun is busy right now," she replied. Naruko felt their chakra, and decided to stop them, and hopefully repel them away.
"Busy with what?" She questioned the bunshin. It could only be a shadow clone because lately, her team mate would be in two places at once, one male and one female. She still remembered the secret thing Naruto did, and then catching him in the arms of the other man, Sekai. She didn't see much problem, except Ino, who for some reason found it hot.
"Sekai-kun!" they heard Naruto's voice, which was in pleasure.
Naruko blushed. So, while they were still stunned, she quietly closed the door and locked it.