Chapter 1
So basically one day I’m the leaf village there was a blonde gay named Naruto, and this guy was friends with a very emo, angst ridden kid named Sasuke. He was emo for a reason tho. Because his brother ebony dementia, darkness raven Uchiha killed his family and they were also brothers.
Narduot was a demon, but also an angle, and he was the ginger ale. This meant that he was a fox with nine tales. Nobody knew it yet, but one day he was go by to save the hidden lease village from denger.
One day he went to the ninja school class building to learn chakra, and saw cherry blossom and Sasuke.
Sakurt was way too desperate, and also had pink hair. Whats the deal with that? She looked very mental illness. What waz so Gr8 about suzk?? He was cool too. Their Teacher Who only had one eye shood them away and used it to read dirty magazine.
Sas k! He shouted angery Ly
“Why Does Sakura like u more.?! You’re just a lamp’ I’m whey cooler.”
Sasuke made one of those angry anime faces, and explained he had no interest in cherry blossom. Then he turned around and walked away mysteriously.
Sakra was ihiding in a bush the entire time and was so sad that she lost her balance and fell off a cliff and was attacked by bees and was never seen again.
Darkness ravenclaw snape sharongon Uchiha then appeared in a pile of blackbirds. He was very dangerous and aloof and gave naruto goose pimples. He was also with his boyfriend who was a stingray I think????? Yes. I fact-checked it on Google.
Anyways, he said “Sakura is gone.”
‘oh no’ Nart replied. Very said. “Where’s Sasuke?”
”are you sure that I’m not him????.” Said illusion man before becoming an illusion again with more birds.
this was a bad sighn.