Secret Marriage
"How long do you think it'll take them to figure it out?"
"I don't know. Though I think Izuna is getting suspicious."
"Why would you say that?"
"He 'accidentally' left an Uchiha courting rituals guide in my office this morning."
"He dug that old thing out? Kami, that thing is outdated now that there are more inter clan marriages."
"Should I leave it half open on my desk as if I began to read it?"
"Oh, you're evil. Only if you add a few notes on a paper nearby and ask about Ichiro's weapon preference."
"Now who is the evil one? He knows she and I are just friends. She is crushing on that Hyuga girl though."
"And? Time to freak them out a little." Madara grinned while Tobirama kissed his cheek. Madara sat there, cuddled up on the couch in his husband's home as they waited for the rice to finish cooking.