
Shit, why did it turn out this way? He's from the Land of Earth, a smaller village on its outskirts. They have a contract with iwagakure to get financial and protective help in return for precious metals and some of their skilled forgers. Though it's more one-sided, and iwagakure gets more money than their villager. Jobs and work are hard to find, and most are going hungry.
Mutual benefit, my ass
Although we get some Shinobi and some training in return but is mostly just for show. The Shinobis are no higher than C-rank and were only trained to Genin level. The rest they had to learn on their own, and thus, they weren't very protected. He was the "rare prodigy," and IWA took an interest in him and trained him to A rank.
Anyway, you the point, a less protected village with storing villagers that can't fight back and one strong Shinobi that caught others' attention. Ya, it's pretty obvious where this is going.
A group of thugs and some shinobi (he didn't give a shit to remember the name, so he doesn't know) took an interest in him and blackmailed him into it by holding his family hostage. Eventually, they decided to use him as a distraction that would end up with his death. Apparently, they had dime grudge agents Konoha, probably got an ass wiping, and the idiots want to get them back.
Dumb, dumb as hell
WHY WOULD THEY THINK THEY HAD A CHANCE AGAINST THEM?!! THEY ARE ONE OF THE 5 GREAT SHINOBI NATIONS FOR FUCK SAKE!!!!
NOT TO MENTION THEY HAVE THE STRONGEST SHINOBI THE WAR HERO!!!!!
…ya… it went as good as you’ll expect…
But hay he not dead. Yay! But now he found himself in the T&i and is now face to face with Ibiki and Shikamaru…fuck
Damn, hope my family will be ok, but that is highly unlikely. I'm sorry, guys, I failed you.
Just when Ibiki opened his mouth to talk, there was a loud BANG as the door was kicked open and scared the shit out of him. There he sees a man with bright, blond hair and whisker marks on his cheeks.
"NARUTO, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!!!"
Wait… NARUTO AS IN THE WAR HERO! THAT'S HIM?!
"Sorry, Shika, but I wanted to ask you a question."
"And you couldn't ask later?" He says annoyed
The blond merely shrugs and gives a cheeky smile.
He looks to Ibiki and gets the most “I don’t get paid enough for this shit” face he’s ever seen.
Shikamaru groans and says, “what is it?
“If you were to meet your 12-year-old self and you tease and insult them, would that be sadism, masochist, or narcissist?”
“Sadism, why and how did you fucking come up with this?”
Naruto is a nervous sheepish laugh rubbing the back of his head, then turned around and ran.
“NARUTO, I SWEAR TO KAMI THAT IF YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO SOME TIME TRAVEL BULLSHIT, I’LL-”
Is the only thing he heard as Shikamaru yelled when he went after the blond
I- I don't even know how to respond
With a bewildered face he looked at Ibiki who was rubbing the bridge of his nose looking so done with this shit.
The mad turned to him and said “look man at this point I don’t give a fuck. Just make it easier for the both of us and tell us everything you know”
“I..uh…..was blackmailed into this by holding my family hostage”
"Ok, we can confirm what you say by having a Yamanaka look at your memories and have them, and we can decide what we can do after”
“Ok thank you! I know this is too much to ask, but please help me save my family and let me help my village! I can become a loyal shinobi of Konoha and serve you as thanks! Pleace I’ll do anything!”
“Hmmm….” Ibiki thought about it for a while and said “if what you saying is true then we can help you, but you’ll have to have Yamanaka look at your memories”
YES! PLEASE ANYTHING!!
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“Ok, we have confirmed what you said, and we will help you” then he had a foreboding feeling, as Ibiky gave a scary smile.
“Wellcome to the shit show that’s Konoha.”