Team Assignment Day and let's just say Iruka has gotten used to the rookie nines antics but what will their sensei's think?!
The rookie nine spend the brake period either training or just hanging out. The nine meet up on a rooftop near the academy the day before team assignments. Once all nine are there Naruto goes through a series of hand signs before saying "Seal", as soon as the privacy seals are in place Shikamaru lets out a sigh before saying "Troublesome blond" in a fond tone while shaking his head at his friend. Naruto is the one who speaks up next "Ok so are we going to prank our sensei's or are we just going to make them rethink all their life choices like we did with Iruka Sensei ?" he asks with a mischievous smirk.“You should warn the others,” Shikamaru opened one eye to look at Naruto. “So they can know to avoid the Akatsuki.
“Wha- why me?!”
“ Because you’re the only one who’s not a double, ” the whole rest of the group responded in unison.
Naruto glared at the group. “He’s doing it and laughing at me, ‘ttebayo.”
“Is he wrong?” Sasuke muttered.
“Wh- dammit Teme!” Naruto jumped on Sasuke’s back, making him fall off of the ledge he was sitting on. The rest of the nine watched on as the two boys wrestled on the roof before Sakura finally got up and stomped over to the two grabbing each one of her boys by an ear and saying "Stop fighting or else no cuddles" watching as both boys went stiff before quietly apologising to which she only smiled before saying "Good now give each other a kiss and lets get back to our discussion". She watches as the two boys glare at each other before their expressions soften and they give each other a soft kiss.
Once the three are settled back down with the others, Shikamaru says "We need to start planning against Dickzo!” "“DIBS!!!” Sasuke shouted" “I also call dibs,” Shino added. “Torune is there, after all.”“Fair enough,” Sasuke nodded. “I say Itachi gets a stab at him as well. And Orochimaru.” “Like half the Nations should get a stab at him,” Ino shrugged. “I’m on board for the Sannin and Itachi though.” “Hey, so SG brought Akamaru as well, so have any of you checked your summons?” They all stared at Kiba. Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Ino all bit their thumbs, and one after the other, a toad, a snake, a slug, and a cat appeared in puffs of summoning smoke. “Who the hell are you!? The toad shouted, disappearing a moment later. “Sorry Gamakichi!!” Naruto yelped. The snake, the cat, and the slug had similar reactions and results, the four GENIN who had summoned them sighing dejectedly. “Alright, so we’ll have to explain it to them,” Sakura muttered. “It’s a good way to get Tsunade-hime and the others back, though.” Sasuke laughed. “Guess I’ll have to fight Manda again, huh?” “DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE!!” Sakura immediately shouted. “NOT until your piece-of-shit sensei is here with his ‘special’ antivenom.” Naruto laughed Sasuke snorted. “Please. I still have a little something that came back with us.” He pointed at his left eye. Sakura groaned. “I figured.” She pointed at her own forehead. “I do too. Isobu said that they tried to keep as much as they could in terms of chakra” “Wait…” Hinata’s Byakugan went online. “Well, I still have my range as well.” “I shadow teleported here,” Shikamaru added. “So that’s there at least.” Choji grinned. “I’m pretty sure I can use Butterfly Mode on my own as well! Not for as long, but yeah.” After that the nine went over how they were going to deal with Danzo as well as how much they were going to freak out their sensei's the next day. When they were all done with their discussion Naruto released the seal and they all headed their separate ways the SasuNaruSaku trio heading back to the Uchiha clan compound where the two had moved in with their Brooding duck butt.
The next Morning the nine are the first in the classroom to everyone other than Iruka's surprise. The same treo's from the exam day sit together with the only difference being that Naruto sits between Sasuke and Sakura. Once the class is quiet Iruka gives the same speech as the first time around before he starts announcing the teams. The nine zone out till he comes to team 7. “Team Seven under Kakashi Hatake: Sakura Haruno, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha.” Instead of the animosity Iruka still half-expected, the three he’d called out gained matching maniacal grins. Team Eight under Kurenai Yuhi: Shino Aburame, Hinata Hyuuga, Kiba Inuzuka.” “We’re gonna wait until Kakashi shows up!” Hinata called. “We all know he’ll be late as hell!” Iruka’s mind once more faltered. Since when did Hinata swear, much less know swears!? “No cursing, please. Moving on to Team Ten as Team Nine is still active; under Asuma Sarutobi: Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, Chouji Akimichi.” “We’re also going to stick around!” Ino announced. “Very well.”
Once Iruka had finished announcing the teams he sat back down at his desk watching as the nine genin still in his classroom all grinned at each other sending a shudder down the teachers spine as he thought <Ohh how I pity their poor sensei's. The nine spent the time in the classroom with the SasuNaruSaku trio cuddled up together in one row while the other six all planned how they were going to torture their sensei's. After a while Asuma and Kurenai showed up so Iruka quietly informed them of their teams wish to stay with their classmates till their sensei arrives taking care to be quiet so as not to wake Sasuke and Naruto who had fallen asleep in a pile with Sakura who would glare everytime one of her friends was too loud. The two jounin strand and stare at the group of genin who you could only describe as all being friends contrary to the reports they had gotten. To them it seemed as though the nine saw each other as siblings you know except the sleeping boys and their protective third party. At first they were confused since in their reports it had stated; Hinata was shy while they at one point saw her smack Kiba on the back of the head when he got too loud, that Shino was antisocial when they saw the boy talking happily with Shikamaru and Chouji who contrary to their reports seemed wide awake in Shikamaru's case and level headed and composed in Chouji's case. Their reports also stated that Sakura and Ino were rivals who fought non stop over Sasuke while they saw the two talking calmly while Sasuke to their shock was snuggled up to Sakura's back while having a protective grip on Naruto who was sleeping with his head in the crook of the ravens neck. It seemed to them that Sakura knew the position the boys were in and seemed at ease with the knowledge she was included in their affections.
When Kakashi arrived he was expecting to open the door to find three annoyed genin, the girl attached to the Uchiha while the Uzumaki was glaring at the raven. What he actually opened the door to see was his supposed team cuddled up in one row with the two boys asleep while the alleged fangirl absently played with the twos hair while talking to the Yamanaka heir. Beside the blond haired girl were her two teammates who were both engaged in a conversation with the Aburame heir next to said boy were the Inuzuka and Hyuuga heirs quietly bickering over something. When the Inuzuka noticed his presence he yelled “SEVENS YOUR DUMBASS IS HERE TIME’S UP!!!” making the two boys open their eyes as all nine turned to look at him as one. You know not creepy at all.
The first person to move was Naruto, and it was to wrap Kakashi in a hug. “KAKASHI-SENSEIIII!!!”. Kakashi made a valiant attempt to peel the blonde off of him, but it was futile. The kid was stuck to him- stuck to him with Surface Sticking . “HEY ASUMA-SENSEI, LET’S SCOOT!” someone who Kakashi was fairly sure was a Yamanaka declared, marching to the door with the rest of Ino-Shika-Cho, while the Hyuuga, the Inuzuka, and the Aburame accosted Kurenai and headed out the door. Kakashi blinked at how there were suddenly only five people in the room, himself included in that count. Naruto released Kakashi, grinning. “Well, what are we doing then, Sensei?” Kakashi eye-smiled. He could work with this. (Sure. Of course he could. Like he always did.) “Meet me on the roof in two minutes.” He disappeared in a Shunshin. Iruka sighed. Kakashi, as always, was gone. “See you later, Iruka-sensei!” Naruto chirped, Sasuke and Sakura echoing the sentiment before- before all three disappeared in Shunshins of their own .
Kakashi blinked at the three Genin that had, rather clearly, used Shunshins to follow him up to the roof bare seconds after he himself had left. He could work with this. (Sure. Of course he could. Like he always did.) “Maa, maa, that was fast.” “Yep!” Naruto grinned brightly. “Well, introduce yourselves,” Kakashi prompted. “With what?” “Ma maa. Name. Likes. Dislikes. Goals.” Kakashi shrugged. “Pinky, you’re first.” Sakura smiled brightly. “My name is Sakura Haruno, the Second Coming of Tsunade Senju and medic-nin of Team Seven. I like sweet things, and I dislike shitty plant bastards, the Moon Goddess, and those who are dishonest to hurt people. I will kill two specific people and meet Tsunade-hime!” Kakashi blinked once. This was far from the short report he’d been given on Sakura Haruno. “Alright. Broody.” Naruto laughed. Sasuke glared sideways at the blonde, but answered. “My name is Sasuke Uchiha, one of three remaining Uchiha still alive. I like my brother and I dislike anything that has and would try to harm me or mine. I will kill the same as Sakura, and bring the other two Uchihas back.” Again, a significantly different introduction than Kakashi had expected. Also, what on earth had these two people done to wrong both a civilian and a clan kid to that extent?! (Wait… THREE alive Uchihas?) “Blondie.” “Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, dattebayo!” and that already threw Kakashi far off. “Jinchuuriki of the Ninetails and almost a Fuuinjutsu expert!” even further off. “I like ramen and my friends, and I dislike the same as these two! I’m going to kill the same as these two and visit Uzushio with my relatives, dattebayo!!” Kakashi carefully pocketed away those introductions to have a crisis over… later. “Well, goodbye!” “OH NO YOU DON’T!!” Sakura shouted. “ You need to introduce yourself too!” “Maa, maa, very well,” Kakashi said. “I am Kakashi Hatake. My likes and dislikes are irrelevant, as are my goals.” “BUUULL~SHIIIT!!” Naruto sang, grinning. “You like your Icha-Icha, you don’t like sweet stuff or fried stuff, and you want to fight my dad!” Kakashi stared at Naruto. What. At least, if there was any doubt of Naruto knowing his parentage or not, it was gone now. Sasuke whacked Naruto on the back of the head. “Dobe.” “Whaaat, I can do the Hiraishin anyways, ‘ttebayo!” Naruto pouted. Kakashi blinked once more. “Meet me in training ground 3 tomorrow at nine. I suggest not eating breakfast.” He quickly Shunshined away before anything else could be dropped on him.
Ohh poor Kakashi I really hope he doesn't go have an existential crisis now
ps: that's what you get for not going to therapy like you should have :)