100 Reads Special (Incorrect Quotes)
A/N: Aight, so, this chapter is some incorrect quotes I've compiled for you guys (Including Y/N). Some quotes are original, others I've found via this magical thing called Google~
Also, THANKYOUTHNKYOUTHANKYOU FOR CHOOSING MY STORYYY!!! THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME AND I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT ALL OF YOU BEATUTIFUL PEOPLE!!!
Alright everyone,
Enjoy!
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Y/N: Shit.
Sasuke: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Naruto: OH MY GOD SAKURA FELL OFF!!!
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Y/N: Whaddya' call a fish with no eye?
Sasuke, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Y/N: ...
Y/N: Fsh
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Y/N: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Sasuke, turning to Naruto: How tall are you?
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Sasuke: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Sakura: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Y/N: Smad.
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Kakashi: WHY. Why would you give Y/N a KNIFE!?
Iruka: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Kakashi: Now I feel unsafe.
Iruka: Aren't you a Jonin?
Kakashi: *Death Glare*
Iruka: I'm Sorry.
Iruka: ...Would you like a knife?
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Y/N: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Sasuke: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Kakashi: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Naruto: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Sakura: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!
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*Everyone is playing a videogame*
Itachi: How do you play this?
*Itachi has drawn first blood*
*Itachi has made a triple kill*
*Itachi sniped XxUchihaClanxX from 500ft*
*Itachi is on a rampage*
*Itachi is a blood god*
Itachi: I think I figured it out.
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Kakashi, texting Y/N: You will machete through this :D
Kakashi: *Make it
Kakashi: Do not machete your way through this.
Y/N: Too late.
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Kakashi: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Y/N: Self-esteem! I haven't seen you in years!
Sasuke: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Sakura: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Kakashi: ...
Kakashi: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Sasuke: Good morning.
Sakura: Good morning.
Naruto: Good morning.
Kakashi: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Y/N, slamming open the door: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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Sakura: By Sasuke! By Naruto! By Y/N! By Sasuke!
Kakashi: You said 'By Sasuke' twice.
Sakura: I like Sasuke.
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Kakashi: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Sasuke: Several traffic violations.
Sakura: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Naruto: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Y/N: Also, that's not our car.
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Kakashi, getting in the driver's seat: Get in, everyone! We're going out!
Y/N, out of view: Shotgun!
Naruto: Aww, but you had it last time!
Everyone, minus Y/N: WOAH!
Y/N: No, I found a shotgun! *Pumps gun* And I want the front seat.
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Sasuke: Nothing in life is free.
Sakura: Love is free!
Naruto: Adventure is free!
Kakashi: Knowledge is free!
Y/N: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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Y/N: Step on the back of my shoe again and I'll drop kick you into the Sun.
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Naruto: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Y/N will and will not eat.
Naruto: Grass? Yes!
Naruto: Moss? Yes!!
Naruto: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Naruto: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Naruto: Worms? Sometimes!
Naruto: Rocks? Usually nah.
Naruto: Twigs? Usually!
Naruto: Kakashi's cooking? Inconclusive!
Sakura: How did you... test this?
Naruto: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Sasuke: ...I don't know how to feel about this.
Kakashi: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT!?
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Y/N: We were banned from Ichaku's ramen.
Naruto: Well, they shouldn't say 'All you can eat' if they don't mean it.
Y/N: Naruto, YOU ATE A CHAIR!!
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Sakura: Y/N, how much sleep have you been getting lately?
Y/N: My eyes close when I blink. Does that count?
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Kakashi: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Naruto: Have everyone stand.
Sakura: Bring three more chairs.
Y/N: Take one chair for myself and burn the other six in an inferno of chaos.
Sasuke: Kill three.
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Kakashi, lifting the covers of Sasuke's bed: Get up.
Sasuke: *Incoherent demonic screeching*
Kakashi: Understood. Have a good day.
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Kakashi, at the mall: I lost my kids, can I make an announcement?
Store Worker: Of course!
Kakashi, leaning into the microphone: Goodbye you little shits.
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Y/N, sprinting past Naruto: Hey Naruto, wanna run from the consequences of my actions with me!?
Naruto: Wha-?
Sasuke, running past with a pair of cat ears superglued to his head: GET BACK HERE YOU PIECE OF-
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Sasuke: *Takes a math test with a pen*
Sasuke: My goals are beyond your understanding.
Everyone, in awe: His goals are beyond our understanding.
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Temari (who needs more screen time): THE FLOOR IS 'HATING Y/N'!!
Naruto: *Dives onto the couch*
Sakura: *Stands on a bench*
Sasuke: *Balancing on a chair*
Kakashi: *Hanging from a chandelier*
Y/N: *Faceplants onto the floor*
Everyone else: Y/N, NO-!
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Tazuna: You are, without a doubt, the worst ninja I have ever heard of.
Naruto: But you have heard of me.
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Sakura: Talk to them, that's what friends do.
Y/N: Nope. I'm gonna wait until I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word, and then die immediately.
Sakura: That's your plan for dealing with this!?
Y/N: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-three arguments I'm going to win this way.
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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Hatake please make their way to the front desk?
Kakashi, arriving at the desk: Is there a problem?
Store Worker: *Points to Team Seven*
Team Seven, simultaneously: We got lost :c
Kakashi: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
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Y/N: No, I did not 'Play you like a fiddle'.
Y/N: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are, bitch.
Ayo! I hope you enjoyed this special, there will be more to come!
I know, I've already said it, but-
Thank you all so much for choosing to read my story. It means so much to me, and if I could, I would reach through this screen and hug each and every one of you.
See you all next time,
-Rando :P