Important A/N (Please Read)
^^^IMPORTANT STUFF/DISCLAIMERS^^^
First off, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CHOOSING MY STORY! Before we begin, I have a few things to say: - I'm sorry for any errors, English is not my first language. I am trying to learn the language. I have an English-speaking friend helping me write this-
Secondly, I would like to state that I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, ANY OF IT'S CHARACTERS, OR IT'S PLOT. NARUTO BELONGS TO ITS CREATORS, I GIVE THEM FULL CREDIT. ALSO, I DO NOT OWN YOU.
Thirdly, this is a Gender Neutral! Modern! reader, various x reader fanfic. It will be set in the Naruto universe. For those who have no or little hair for medical and / or personal reasons, I will be avoiding mentioning hair. If I mess up, please leave a comment so I can fix it.
Fourthly, there will be no lemon so please don't ask. There will, however, be some fluff and suggestive jokes. Also, swearing- Y/N will be using some colorful language. There will also be some triggers (Eg. Death, Kidnapping) (This is Naruto, this stuff is canon), however there will be warnings before and after to signify the start and end. If you aren't comfortable with that stuff, then please don't read this story.
Finally, it's a HUGE pet peeve of mine when fanfics say 'Y/N iS aN iNtRoVeRt' then have them best buds with literally everyone 2 seconds later, so ima just say it now: You will be an extrovert. Yes, you will have times where you will be more introverted, but I just don't want to be one of THOSE fanfics.
^^^UPDATE SCHEDULE^^^
I will be doing completely random updates to be honest, depending how much spare time I have. I will be updating as frequently as possible though, so don't expect to be waiting months on end or anything like that, but please don't pressure me; I can be pretty busy. I have no word limit, but I always stick to a 1000 word minimum.
^^^IMPORTANT INFO^^^
Y/N's Personality:
* They are Chaotic at times (Which is most of the time)
*They are helpful and kind, but also incredibly sarcastic and screws with people for fun
*They are loyal to their friends
*They are the type of person to both think things through incredibly thoroughly and simultaneously not stop to think if they SHOULD, but only that they COULD
*They don't mind being friends with someone, but if they feel they are being mean or rude, they WILL say something
*They love pranks, screwing with people's minds (Cough Kakashi cough), caffeine, and literally any form of sugar they can get their hands on.
*They dislike annoying, snake-loving perverts whose names begin with 'O' and will make it their personal mission to flip them off at every opportunity.
^^^LOVE INTRESTS^^^
- Naruto (aka. How many bowls of ramen do you think I can eat in one sitting x Six. Cause' that's all my wallet can handle.)
- Sasuke (aka. Emo TM x I will shove fun-dip down your throat until you start having fun, capeesh?)
- Kakashi (aka. No, you can't see what's under my mask x Bet.)
- Kiba (aka. Hey, sweet cheeks~ x Sweet..? WHERE IS THE SUGAR!?)
- Choji (aka. ...Wanna chip? x *Takes entire bag and chugs it* Thanks.)
- Shikamaru (aka. *Trying to calmly cloud gaze* x *Snoring loudly*)
-Haku (aka. Zabuza isn't the only thing special to me anymore x I know, right? I thought the same thing when I first had coffee.)
-Kankuro (aka. Well aren't you a cutie~ x Shove off, cat ears)
-Gaara (aka. Aren't you scared of me x OMFG RED PANDA! MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS! ADORABLEEE~!!)
-Lee (aka. Will you be my girlfriend!? x HELL YEAH)
-Obito (aka. You remind me of Rin... x Yeah, I mean, we're both dead inside.)
-Deidara (aka. Art is an explosion x My dude, allow me to introduce you to the Molotov Cocktail...)
-Sasori (aka. Don't drink that, it's poison x I MUST CHUGETH THE FORBIDDEN LIQUID!!)
-Neji (aka. The stars cannot hold a candle to your beauty x I.. I don't think stars have arms)
-Itachi (aka. Hi- x DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR NAME MEANS WEASEL??)
-Hinata (aka. I-I really l-like you x Cool. Now let's go set you up with Naruto..)
-Sakura (aka. Y/N! Am I useful now?? x My expectations were low but holy fu-)
-Ino (aka. Y/N! I picked this flower for you- WhAt are you doing?? x Honeysuckle does not taste as advertised)
-Tenten (aka. Is that.. A bonfire made of swings? x Yeah. They needed less screen time)
-Temari (aka. Compliment that's so bad it's good. Go. x Before I was a fan, but now I'm a whole ass air conditioner)
PS- If you want anyone else, just ask! I don't mind what gender or who they are, but I cross the line at Mizubitch and Oroachinmashoe (Nickname suggested by Shine)
^^^Final Notes^^^
I'd just like to say that I would not like to be referred to as 'Author-San' or any other Japanese honorifics. If you wish to use them that badly, then call me 'Mx. Author'. It's the gender neutral term for 'Ms' or 'Mr'. Other than that, please just call me Author or Rando.
K, now that that is out of the way, let us begin the chaos. RELEASE THE Y/N!!!
Enjoy!
-Rando