Reanimation Day: Chapter 7, naruto fanfic

Juststuff23

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Characters

Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Obito, Uchiha Shisui, Uchiha Madara, Namikaze Minato, Uzumaki Kushina, Uchiha Fugaku, Uchiha Mikoto, Nohara Rin

Tags

Angst Family Drama Other Additional Tags to Be Added Established Relationship Domestic Fluff Attempt at Humor Idiots in Love Childhood Trauma I Don't Even Know Awkwardness Husbands Family Feels Warnings May Change Alternate Universe - Crack Big Brother Uchiha Itachi

Summary

The reanimation jutsu, was forbidden up until right after the 4th ninja war, but so many were lost, so many sacrificed, it wasn’t fair, and if reality could be bent by others trying to destroy the world, couldn’t they figure out a way to bend it to better it? So a group of shinobi devised a plan to turn a taboo Jutsu into something good. The leaf village, with much work, and much thought established a way to use the reanimation jutsu once every few years and called it reanimation day. Today was reanimation day, and it was the the third time the reanimation day occurred, it had been 14 years since the first, and since they worked in alphabetical order this time it was letters N-U, this means this year Namakazi, Uzumaki, and Uchihas were being resurrected. The Leaf village better get ready.or a crack fiction where the leaf village uses reanimation jutsu to bring back the dead\ and husbands Sasuke and Naruto are gonna spend time with family. Don't take seriously, it's meant to be funny and I don't even know where this is going or if I'll continue, just had the idea in the shower and ran with it.

Chapter 7

April 30, 2025 at 04:42 AM

“- no, absolutely not, I am telling you Sasuke, it’s cups first, utensils last, but before pots and pans of course.”
“What?! No! Utensils first, always. And then yeah obviously pots and pans last, but what? Why would you-“
“-Because it is more logical that way!”
“Are you crazy? It’s more logical and organized to wash them-“
Mikoto and Fugaku entered the kitchen, Mikoto with her arm linked with Fugaku smiling and laughing while he smiled softly looking at her.
“Woah, woah boys! What is going on?” Mikoto asked
Itachi and Sasuke both whirled around shouting and pointing at one another.
“One at a time, I can’t understand you when you’re shouting over each other” Mikoto said
Itachi and Sasuke both sighed deeply.
“Mother, I was simply advising little Sasuke here on the proper order for washing dishes” Itachi said cooly.
“No, Mom, Mr. Genius is a know it all who thinks I’m too stupid and incapable of washing dishes independently. I know how to wash my own dishes! Besides, he’s completely wrong about the order.” Sasuke said with a roll of his eyes and huff.
“Woah what’s happening in here?” Naruto stumbled through the door with a grin, Minato and Kushina close behind.
Fugaku was pinching the bridge of his nose, it eerily reminded Naruto of Sasuke.
“They’re fighting over the correct order to wash dishes,” Mikoto said exasperated.
“Seriously?” Kushina questioned
Naruto busted out laughing.
“Naruto, perhaps you could provide some insight, what do you believe is the proper order?” Itachi asked turning to Naruto
“Don’t ask him, he’s an idiot” Sasuke said waving his hand.
“Hmm.” Naruto thought rubbing his chin, “I guess I do them in whatever order I grab them in!”
Itachi’s mouth nearly dropped to the floor. He leaned towards Sasuke to whisper “Is he serious?”
Sasuke looked at him, “Told you.” He then gestured his hand towards Naruto in a presenting fashion “Idiot.”
Itachi recoiled in horror and turned around to quickly resume his task, Sasuke shaking his head at Naruto and turning back around too.
“What? What’d I do?” Naruto asked looking around to everyone.