Paimon Interactions:
“Of all the colors why does it have to be blonde?”
“Paimon doesn’t get why you have been repeating that since you fished Paimon out of the water. Your hair looks perfectly fine!”
“You’re only saying that because you have silver hair.”
“Paimon wonders what Kaeya could be hiding under his eyepatch.”
“Hmm…maybe a red eye?”
“Why would Kaeya wear his eyepatch all the time then?”
“Perhaps it was an implanted eye from a friend who was presumed to be deceased? An overpowered genetic deformity that was formed by generations of inbreeding?”
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“...Paimon is confused.”
“Just putting ideas out there.”
“Paimon, do you know what books Lisa keeps in the ‘restricted section’?”
“Not really? Paimon has kind of forgotten about it.”
“Do you think Lisa keeps books not suitable for children there?”
“But ‘The Boar Princess’ isn’t there…hey, wait! Where are you going?”
“Paimon is wondering if there was an element you look forward to using the most.”
“Yeah. Electro.”
“Why?”
“Because it feels the most natural.”
“But you’ve never even been to Inazuma, let alone getting to know how electro feels!”
“In Inazuma, it's customary for parents to choose a lucky name for their child.”
“Those names symbolize everyone's expectations and wishes for the child, like prosperity, wealth, good health, safety, and scarecrow.”
“Exactly…huh? What was the last one?”
“Paimon has been eating more than usual.”
“Yup! The food in Teyvat is so delicious.”
“You know…emergency rations usually aren’t delicious. They’re dry and bland. But I’m sure that since Paimon has a higher fat ratio, Paimon will be the most delicious ration I will ever have.”
“HEY! Paimon is not emergency food!”