Madara was not expecting to be fighting the Daimyo’s army today.
Actually, that’s a lie. He knew he would be fighting.
Just not an army ten thousand strong. To be fair, he didn’t know the Daimyo had shinobi – how was he meant to know, Izuna?
The weirdest thing was that there was a group of chained Uzumaki kunoichi and shinobi drawing a massive seal in their own blood.
He looked to Hashirama’s left, to see Tobirama almost wincing at the amount of nature chakra the seal was collecting.
Hashirama may be able to use nature chakra, but he was hopeless when trying to sense it.
“What’s the seal for, Tobi?” Hashirama asked, turning to face his brother.
“Looks like a summoning space-time seal. They’re trying to summon something. They forgot the controlling aspect though, but I think the Uzumaki did that purposefully.” Tobirama said, seeming almost pitying of the Uzumaki that were chained.
“Ah shit-” Tobirama yelled, “get down!”
Madara threw himself onto the ground to avoid the corrosive chakra.
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Tobirama was expecting an outburst of senjutsu chakra – not normal chakra, with a tone of raiton.
Which the chakra was. But he could also see the almost blinding white of it, which was the trademark of Hatake.
He wasn’t a bit fan of the Hatake clan, because they were almost cannibals, but they ate chakra instead, he remembered when he met a Hatake, and he asked ‘why?’
The Hatake had answered, “Well, my clan motto is a more refined version of, ‘eat shit, get shit…’ so, if we eat someone with a large raiton affinity, we will have more ration jutsu.”
He killed him.
So, when the Hatake used his Shunshin jutsu to appear in front of him, he was justifiably surprised. He hadn’t shown anyone that jutsu, he had made it. No one had eaten him.
But the Hatake chakra seemed pure, so unless their clan had discovered a way to stop chakra poisoning, this Hatake hasn’t eaten anyone.
“Why am I here exactly?” the Hatake asked, in a no-nonsense tone.
Hashirama got up first, “I think you’re meant to kill us, but we would greatly appreciate if you didn’t-”
“Maa, well I wouldn’t want to kill the first Hokage, that’d be treason.”
Tobirama’s eyes widened- the Hatake weren’t part of Konoha.
Then he remembered he came from a space time seal.
He squinted at the Hatake, he had a ridiculous amount of chakra for a clan that bound theirs with seals, but all of his chakra was contained – so if someone without Sharingan, Byakugan or sensory skills looked at him, he would seem to have very little amounts of chakra. He could see Madara and Izuna activate their Sharingan, and their eyes widen a little bit, before returning to normal.
“Could you help us, then?” Hashirama asked.
The Hatake nodded.
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This person was insane. They had so much chakra. Madara was amazed.
They were obviously a Konoha shinobi, considering they had the Hitai-ate with the leaf. Were they from the future or something?
“…Help us then?” Hashirama’s words filtered through.
The movement of the shinobi’s head vaguely registered as a nod.
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As the army charged forward, Madara was not expecting the shinobi to do much.
But they were absorbing chakra. It made no sense. He could even hear Tobirama muttering about how it broke the laws of jutsu making.
The shinobi proceeded to illuminate and channel chakra to their hand. Madara could feel in his bones the electricity building – but that was technically senjutsu because they seemed to be absorbing electricity from the air.
The clouds above the battlefield darkened, and any weapon that was being used started to rattle. Tobirama broadcasted a message in the code he’d issued for Konoha shinobi to say lighting alert. Be on ground. Remove metal if possible.
The lighting started to become visible in the air, and Madara, turning on his Sharingan, saw the shinobi’s pure white chakra snap and bend to meet the lightning in the air.
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The chakra started to form a serpent-like form, invisible to those without dōjutsu or sensors.
“RAITON: RAIRYŪ!” The shinobi yelled. Suddenly, the lightning-charged senjutsu chakra ignited and flared to meet on the ground with the man. The pre-formed serpent-like chakra became visible, charged with ration. In the form of a dragon, it snapped and crackled towards the opposing army, leaving a massive, charred chasm through the centre of the battlefield.
They had won. Just like that.
The shinobi came back up. “Well, that was fun.” They say, meeting Hashirama, Tobirama and Madara in the eyes. “I’ve got to go now, but I do need to tell you.
“No prejudice against the Uchiha,” they point at Tobirama. They point at Hashirama, “don’t forget your family exists, the councils and everyone else can suck it while you spend time with them. You are the fucking village.” Then they point at Madara, “no nukenin business.”
Their serious expression dissolves, and their eyes crinkle into a smile – not that they could see it – and waves, “Bye!”
They slap a seal onto the back of their right hand, activating it, before seemingly remembering something, “TOBIRAMA, DON’T PASS ON YOUR BIAS To a student named Danz…” they fade out as they blink from existence.
There is silence for a moment before Hashirama says, “well that was the easiest victory I’ve ever had.”
Omake
Tobirama: Do you eat people?
Kakashi, very suspiciously: Nooooooooo…?
Tobirama, shrugging: Okay.
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Madara when he became a nukenin: I think I was told not to do this… *remembers* OH SHIT THEY’RE GONNA KILL ME-
Timeskip:
Madara seeing Kakashi in the war: who’s that? Wait- is it the puppet’s teammate? What was his name… Kakashi? I made him kill his other teammate. Yeah.
Kakashi: Uses Raiton: Rairyū
Madara: hmmm… I’ve seen that before, but where…. OH SHIT-!
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Hashirama: exhausted from paperwork all day.
Hashirama: I wish I could tell the village to suck it.
Hashirama: *remembers* I AM THE FUCKING VILLAGE. SUCK IT!
MITOOOOOOOO! I’M COMING!
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Tobirama, passes on the hated of the Uchiha to Danzō, then haunting him and seeing the massacre: I was warned. I was fucking warned, and I ignored it. God I’m an idiot.
Hashirama, as a ghost sneaking up on Tobirama: yes, yes you are.
Fin.