Even though the suns had set, and it was full dark over Mos Eisley, the buildings still radiated heat into the dusty, dirty back alley behind the Cantina.
“Sasuke, please…you can still come back!” Naruto Uzumaki pled with his former best friend. “It’s not too late.”
The Sith who looked like he hadn’t brushed the back of his head in weeks sneered at the Golden Jedi before him. The pain in his ass had been following him for months and he was sick and tired of it. “No. This, and you, ends now!”
Sasuke Uchiha flicked on his lightsaber and the red glow flared into being…
…and promptly disappeared.
“What the…” Sasuke pressed the power button, the red beam came on and once again disappeared.
Sasuke, disregarding pretty much every fighting rule in existence, looked at the handle of his lightsaber trying to figure out what was going on.
“Problems?” Naruto grinned at dark-haired man.
“What did you do, you idiot?” snarled the Sith.
The grin lit up the alley in its own way. “I turned it off.”
“W..what? How?!”
Naruto rolled his eyes. “Really? I used the Force! DUH!” He turned on his own lightsaber. “Now, you’re coming back into the Light, Sas…”
The beam of Naruto’s blue lightsaber disappeared. Naruto scowled at Sasuke. “You’re just copying me! I thought of it first!”
“Go to hell!”
The Sith and the Jedi began circling each other. Each turning on their lightsaber while simultaneously turning off their opponents.
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Meanwhile on a roof opposite and down the alley a bit from the two young Force users, two men stood and watched the idiocy down below. They could hear the shouts of ‘Come back to the Light!’ and ‘I’m going to kill you for this, you moron!’ and other various insults
“This is just…embarrassing as all fuck.” Rumbled the taller of the two. “Seriously? On, off, on off. I want to kill them both. If we record this nonsense and showed it to both sides I’m sure everyone will agree that it was a good killing.”
The smaller man spoke. “No.”
“Party pooper.” Came the very quiet mutter.
“No.” Itachi Uchiha, elder brother of Sasuke, who had gone over to the Dark Side some years before spoke further. “My foolish little brother came over to the Dark Side on his own without any assistance from me. It’s Naruto I want.” His smile would have been terrifying if anyone other than his partner could see it.
“Can you imagine the look on Kakashi Hatake’s face when I appear before him with his master’s son. His student. A student that I captured and corrupted and brought over to the Dark Side?”
Kisame Hoshigaki’s laugh echoed throughout the alley.
And the two idiots below were so intent on each other, they never heard it.
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Kakashi stared in horror at the trio in front of him. “Naruto, no…no! You haven’t! You didn’t! What have you done?!”
“I fucked Itachi back to the Light Side and Kisame came along,” Naruto beamed at his teacher.
Iruka Umino, fellow Jedi and partner to the traumatized Hatake, covered his bright red face with both hands and moaned “Naruto!”
Itachi looked at the older pair and gave a rueful shrug.