Chapter 3
Bam!
“Hey, Jiji!”
Naruto giggle while shooting a ‘Yo!’ sign toward the two Jonin guarding the door of the Hokage office, which were Genma and Raido who isn’t in their Anbu attire for the day. Before he tilted his head to the side after seeing his class sensei standing before the exasperated Third Hokage from his rude entrance.
Somehow, Naruto found it entertaining to be acting more than his original counterpart, although, he still also showed a similar intelligence and matureness befitting of his awesome Father. He couldn’t just act in a similar way to his beautiful mother all the time.
It would be bad if he act like he prefers his mother more than his father.
Naruto couldn’t simply show favorites between his wonderful parent.
“Hello Naruto, what ah… interesting hair color you got there. So it's going to be pink this week?”
“Yup! It's kind of suited to the season! I will use pink color until the Sakura blossom season is over, Jiji!”
And yes, Naruto had chosen pink hair starting today, which quite suited his sissy look though.
He even noticed the subtle way his wolf had double take when he showed up in pink hair after arriving at the dining table after he finish taking a shower since he sweated a lot after running laps in the compound, caused by the bitching of the Kyuubi for him to train his ass off.
Honestly, he prefers the raving Kyuubi to the, dare he say it, a spartan and strict teacher the demon fox had put himself into their reluctant relationship.
And he was hoping the demon fox would also see his way, just waiting for their destruction after all, they are taking his hated human along with their death.
But no, every single day, there is a grumpy demon fox repeatedly reminding him to train all the time now.
It was simply Naruto's greatest mistake of informing the demon fox about a future he know of.
“So, Naruto, what did you come here for?”
What kind of trouble and crazy situation did I need to fix again?
This is what Naruto heard from the old man's words, in which he just showed a blinding smile while noting his class sensei quietly leaving the room after being told he could leave by the Third Hokage.
“Well, Jiji! I’m planning to invite my friends back home and I already inform Kaka-chan since you know how bad he is with socializing and stuff. So I had to make sure he is prepared for meeting them.”
Naruto saw the old man's lip twitch as he walks closer with a happy skip on his steps to stand at the side of the third Hokage desk since there is no way he would sit in the old man's lap, which the original definitely had done in the story.
“So, Jiji, can I invite them?”
Am I allowed to do it? I have killed no one since the last time I did it! I had been behaving so nicely!
Of course, Naruto needed to ask permission from the Third Hokage, although he wouldn’t have cared to ask the person who has more authority over his entire existence if he is living in the village.
But, well, he got a more important thing to do aside from going against the authority of the old man from what he could do and couldn't at the moment.
It might have taken a while to invite them, but Naruto finally decided to celebrate his birthday this year when he didn’t care a bit in the past. So, he should start the preparation of having other people allowed to enter the Hatake turn Uzumaki-Namikaze compound.
Obviously, his wolf had given it to him.
So, Naruto owns a compound now.
“Of course, Naruto.”
And Naruto seemed to have touched the old man's heart after asking him permission, which most of them know, he wouldn’t have done since it's quite obvious how wilful and unreasonable he could get when he gets into the mood.
Huh, there is definitely a reason the evil man had gotten away from all his crimes if a simple show of affection, not really, could make the old man indecisive.
“Cool! I’ll send your favorite food later, Jiji!”
I might even decide to recreate the original sexy and harem jutsu of my original counterpart later on!
Naruto smiled brightly, unknown to others what he was about to unleash in the nearing future. The seductive jutsu work to pervert the most after all, and there are a lot of perverts out there.
The only thing he would change from the original jutsu is the appearance of the seductive young woman, since Naruto doesn’t really want to show a charming slightly naked female version of himself after all.
“I’ll be going now, Jiji! I have friends to invite for a sleepover!”
“Wait, Naruto! What’s sleepover?”
Naruto is already out of the office when the Third Hokage tried to question his sleepover plan since it differed from what the old man assumed the play date was supposed to be.
…
Well, Naruto's plan of sleepover needed to wait for a few more days since his friend's parents need preparation, which is what his friend informed him about.
Honestly, what do they need to prepare, anyway?
He got Anbu stalkers around when staying in the compound, there is only two or three Anbu following him around when he is outside. But rarely, he doesn’t need an Anbu when his wolf is home.
There is no need to worry about their child's safety while staying in the Hatake-Uzumaki-Namikaze compound because as the demon fox vessel, his surrounding is well-protected.
Well, aside from the kidnapping event that is.
“Brat, they feared your sudden whim and cruelty. What if you suddenly change your mind and decided that it's better to murder your friends during their sleep? It could happen since it's you we are talking about.”
Naruto ignores the mocking voice of the demon fox in his mind.
“I might hate to admit it, but accept the fact that you are more of a demon than I am at this rate, kid.”
Once again, he ignores the demon fox who is acting like he is better and smarter than him.
“And you think it's a smart plan to secretly enter the Uchiha compound? Brat, this Clan is full of evil people, you should stay away from them. Honestly, the only good one among them is the brat who decided it's better to eradicate his entire Clan.”
Honestly, he didn’t want to have a constant mind reader in his life; he wants his privacy, which is out of his grasp now.
Oh, how pitiful Naruto's life is turning out to be.
“The world is going to be a better place if this evil Clan is gone. Look at what their members end up creating, two madmen who are duped with a fake dream of peace. Heck, even your pretty Uchiha would end up growing twisted.”
Alright, he had enough of the demon fox's arrogant attitude and began to imagine shameless, perverted, and depraved stuff in his mind while creeping inside the Uchiha compound.
Naruto could multi-task after all.
“BRAT! STOP WITH YOUR DISGUSTING THOUGHT! URGHHH! YOU JUST DIDN’T THINK OF THAT! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU?”
Ah, a piece of music to Naruto's ears, and alright, he shouldn’t have gone and thought of the human figure of the demon fox and his sand sibling doing it with Uchiha Madara.
But he doesn’t regret it though.
It's the only thing he could think of to make the demon fox stop always bitching around, especially when it concerns the Uchiha. The fox is clearly obsessed with the Clan, meaning Kyuubi has a hot in them.
Naruto could understand, he seemed to have a bit hot for his special friend too, the grown-up version.
“I DO NOT! YOU DISGUSTING BRAT!”
Heh, like I believe you.
Just hearing the following nonsense of what the demon fox wanted to do and thought about the Uchiha wasn’t evidence enough of the demon fox's obsession.
Honestly, if Naruto gets to choose which of the Biju is stuck in his guts, he would choose the eight-tailed beast since the Octo guy is awesome or the six-tailed one, which is known as being the nicest out of all the bunch.
“BRAT! I AM THE KYUUBI! THE MOST POWERFUL OF ALL! HOW DARE YOU WANT THE OTHERS!”
“Alright, you are the best. The fluffiest of them all. Honestly, chill out. You should know when I’m kidding around.”
Can you calm down? I needed to go get my Moon/Sun!
“YOU CLEARLY WEREN’T JOKING, BRAT! DON’T FORGET I COULD READ YOUR MIND!”
Of course, Naruto trying to secretly enter the Uchiha Compound had failed, if weren’t for their fancy eyes, he would have succeeded. And what were those looks about? They are the clan known for their madness for goodness’ sake!
They shouldn’t have been looking at him like he is a lunatic!
Naruto is offended greatly, thus, it was the start of his pranking years.
Oh, how glorious it was! He never thought the Uchiha would look so good in pink hair!
….
“Do you need something, Naruto?”
At another time, Umino Iruka would be the main reason the original Naruto didn’t turn into a sociopath just as Gaara had been.
“Iruka-sensei, you just intruge me.”
It was almost a year, and the pink-haired Naruto soon to be six years old finally put his interest in his class sensei after a few days of seeing him in the Third Hokage office. The man had been trying to ignore his existence and acting incredibly awkward, and he finally find himself curious about his teacher.
When Naruto saw Iruka with the Third Hokage, he was finally reminded that this Umino Iruka before him wasn’t the same person as the first person the original counterpart treasured the most in his life.
A father figure.
Naruto doesn’t need a family, or a father figure in his life. He is content and pleased with the Fourth Hokage as a father even if the man isn’t alive.
So, it's quite obvious the two of them wouldn’t grow to have the same relationship as what happened with the original Naruto.
Especially when he is insane already.
And well, there must also the fact that Naruto is growing possessive of his wolf, and couldn’t help but think of the famous pairing in his previous life about the two of them. Thus, the lack of interest so far in one of the important characters in the canon story.
“You obviously dislike me deep in your heart, but the thing is. It's quite different from how most of the villagers felt about me.”
Naruto brightly smiled with a hint of cruelty hidden at the brightness while his cerulean eyes peered up at the suddenly white face Iruka standing behind the front desk with childish curiosity.
“There aren’t a lot of them, but, you are also among the few who felt some sort of genuine guilt whenever you look at me after feeling hatred in your heart. No matter how small it is. It's quite fascinating and interesting how a person could be the same but different when it concerns their emotions.”
Naruto wonders how this Iruka would see and view him. Since it's quite obvious, the man wouldn’t be able to see himself in the way Naruto is acting. Despite how he started pranking, it wasn’t for the sake of trying to make the people know of his presence.
Nor an unheard plea to stop ignoring his existence.
Naruto is pranking because he simply found it entertaining during his boring days.
“You are interesting, Iruka-sensei.”
Naruto nodded his head acting like he just haven’t pulled the rug under Iruka feet after sharing his observation.
“Oh, don’t worry. Despite how I could sense your feeling, at least, it isn’t malicious like most of the villagers. It's the entire reason I continued attending this class. It's quite hard to focus if I keep getting waves of malicious intentions the entire time I stay in the Academy, you see.”
Naruto hops down from the desk he was sitting at while waiting for all his classmates to leave the classroom to have private time with Iruka.
And since Naruto's interest and curiosity were finally pacified, especially when he was finally in a reasonable state to ignore the pairing from rabid fans on his previous life when it concern his wolf.
“Besides, I could tell you love your job. You love teaching your students and truly performing your duty as a teacher, unlike the others.”
Naruto turn his head after stopping in the open door to stare at the unresponsive and blank face of Umino Iruka, who was definitely being shaken by his words, not like he cared but then again, this is one of the many people who could be kind to a Monster.
Who could clearly see the child instead of the demon fox sealed in his stomach.
So for the original counterpart's sake, he tried to show he could be a good student to a dutiful teacher.
“Keep going Iruka-sensei and you might just become my favorite teacher.”
Then, Naruto walked away, not before seeing the way Umino Iruka tense and stilled body lost all of his strength, like a high-strung string that was finally cut off, as the man's upper body half curled over his desk, while desperately using his hands to keep himself from falling in the ground.
Huh… did he just perform the opposite of talk jutsu? Or a bad talk jutsu skill?
“Brat, your curiosity is cruel. I even feel bad for the man. If your counterpart sees you right now, he would beat the shit out of you.”
Naruto inwardly shrugs while walking outside the Ninja Academy, which was a bit later than usual.
“It's too bad, I’m the one this world got.”
If Iruka continue to ignore Naruto like always the following days after his confrontation, well more than usual, the result did not disappoint him because there wasn’t any expectation or hope from what he had done.
…
In the afternoon after Naruto finishes an interesting chat with Umino Iruka, who also could have become a great father figure, he finally arrives at the compound when it almost getting dark.
Because, instead of directly going home; he went up to the Hokage Monument and sat at his father's stone head to stare at the entire village, for which his father foolishly sacrifice his life.
Naruto still doesn't get the self-sacrifice his parent had done to protect a village he thought doesn’t deserve it. Even though he started changing his hair color to stop the people from guessing his parentage, but, it's quite obvious some of them had doubts a long time ago.
They simply refuse to acknowledge it, turning a blind eye to the painful, familiar coloring, or simply in a denial.
Honestly, Naruto couldn’t help but roll his eyes since they are ninjas for god’s sake.
But it's easier to blame someone, to put all the resentment toward one person.
Of course, the old man showed up and disturb quiet Naruto's time with his father, even if it was only a stone head.
And then he started listening to the old man another brainwashing word while the demon fox keep laughing in his mind.
It was really a stressful day.
Thus, Naruto's feet noisily run toward the hall, unlike the noiseless footsteps he had trained himself after returning home, before flinging himself toward the injured wolf who just arrive from the mission.
And as always, Naruto wolf is on the brink of chakra exhaustion.
Nonetheless, he embraces his wolf with his still-short arms, before using one of his hands to gently thread his small fingers upon a rather soft gray-silver hair in a soothing and calming manner.
“Welcome home, Kaka-chan~ I miss you!”
Despite knowing how awkward Naruto's wolf could be, and continuing to become frozen at the show of emotions, he continues to do so whenever the man is home, especially from a grueling mission.
Even he started hearing Kakashi growing reputation after all.
“Just wait for a bit and I’ll make your favorite food for dinner.”
Although it's a bit late, and it was easier if they could just eat outside, but, they are still trying to hide Naruto's parentage, and being in the company of Hatake Kakashi is a glaring fact of who he is.
And when the man didn’t stop Naruto from making their dinner, which was something he trained the wolf from rejecting, he smiled brightly before leaning over and placing a gentle and soft kiss on the man-covered cheek.
There is the usual sign of body tensing, but seeing as it was less than when Naruto started showering the man's affections, well, it's a win-win situation for him.
“Good.”
Naruto almost purred at the man's obedience. He likes it when the man is getting used to his presence, touch, and actions.
Honestly, the man is extremely skilled, talented, famous, and highly intelligent, and yet, he is allowing a child to almost dictate his life.
It was surprising and awesome at the same time to know he got some control over the famous Hatake Kakashi, who had the strength and power to become the Hokage in the future.
It was such a thrilling thought and Naruto love it.
Yes, Naruto could see how Hatake Kakashi allowing himself to be manipulated like it is giving the man some sort of aim, even if it's twisted, and direction on his miserable life. Hell, Naruto even managed to shorten the time his wolf normally stood frozen in the memorial stone for a long time.
The crazy Obito doesn’t deserve it after all.
Anyway, Naruto really likes Hatake Kakashi, more so than the one in the original canon story, because this wolf is his.
Ignoring the snobbish snort of the demon fox, who is always reading his thought.
Naruto happily skipped toward the large kitchen, ready to prepare miso soup with eggplant, which was always easy to make, then grilling saury fish, since he got a lot of stock in the refrigerator, which he got like three since he bought an additional appliance.
After all, there are also 8 dogs around, because Kakashi let out his dogs around the compound most of the time and doesn’t let them stay in their summoning world.
Well, mostly for Naruto company though.
Honestly, they are so adorable to have around, although their first impression of each other wasn’t as great from the start, seeing as they can sense something twisted within him.
But well, everything turned out alright in the end, since they could see he is doing good to Hatake Kakashi, like slowly turning the man into getting used to how to properly live a normal life.
Heh, the irony of it. The 8 cute dogs are simply wrong.
Naruto wasn’t good to Hatake Kakashi because in the end, he too will die, leaving another scar on the man's already broken heart or he might be the last straw to the man's tethering sanity.
And if in the middle of the night, unable to sleep for the night, he sat upon the open front porch in the traditional house of the Hatake with thoughts of atrocity that could label him as a traitor, since such thoughts have never disappeared despite how he had been behaving nicely.
Well, no one needed to know that.
…
Naruto doesn’t know if it's the world differently if it is something he had done to change things or if there is an age difference, but he doesn’t know if the Uchiha Clan massacre would happen at the exact time.
Yes, he believes the Uchiha Clan would be removed from the world even if Uchiha Itachi had somehow chosen a different path.
Why?
Because, the disappearance of the Uchiha Clan is part of Madara, Black Zetsu, and crazy Obito plan if they didn’t want any complication with their ability to control the Biju with their fancy eyes in the future.
So, it doesn’t matter if Naruto tried to interfere with the Uchiha Clan massacre because one way or another, they will be gone, the only difference is if his Moon/Sun could keep his life during the designated time.
If Itachi didn’t make his move along with the evil man, Danzo since it's quite obvious the Uchiha coup would weaken Konoha power and reputation if revealed. It's the entire reason the evil man had chosen the massacre instead of another plan to take the Uchiha down.
Especially for their eyes, since it's easier to retrieve it that way.
Thus, it might be what causes Naruto to grip the clothes of Uchiha Shisui after introducing himself after coming along to pick up Sasuke with Uchiha Itachi before childishly using the universal sign of ‘Pick me up’.
Naruto ignores the look Sasuke is giving him for it.
Honestly, he is doing such troublesome things for his oblivious special friend who does not know his miserable fate.
If Naruto is going to have a hellish life, his Moon/Sun needed to experience the same thing too, so Sasuke couldn’t die earlier than him.
“Birdy, up!”
Naruto didn’t see any reaction from Uchiha Shisui after revealing a bit about details on his Anbu mask, but at least, the teenager had finally picked him up with a wide grin on his face.
What an awesome poker face, even Naruto wasn’t good at it yet, but he is learning. At least, whenever he shows emotion it was mostly true, so he doesn’t really need to act all the time.
“Well, it seemed I needed to send Naru-chan home.”
Naruto nodded his head, before waving goodbye to Sasuke when it was quite obvious he was going to take their annoying cousin, from what he heard from Sasuke. Although, Sasuke seemed to have assumed Naruto is giving him a chance to interact with his older brother more without other people around.
Then, he blinked for a few seconds and they arrive in the Hatake-Uzumaki-Namikaze compound after a swift body flicker from the famous body flicker Uchiha Shisui.
It was really an awesome skill, although; it made him want to puke what he had eaten for an entire afternoon.
“Here we go.”
Then, Naruto was gently put down at the front gate of the compound, and before the teenager could leave, he swiftly snatch his wrist with a surprisingly tight grip.
“Come with me.”
“Ah, Naru-chan you know I could not do that.”
Naruto ignore the sharp grin and serious eyes of Uchiha Shisui with great ease, the two of them know fully well how insightful he could be, and the fact he already figure out his Anbu stalker identities.
There is a few seconds of weird silence between them, then Naruto slowly lets go of the wrist he is gripping before showing a bright smile along with meaningful cerulean eyes.
“I’ll see you around then.”
Naruto couldn’t help but gently rub his finger after entering the entrance before letting out soft humming songs as he walked deeper inside the compound.
“Kyuubi, when do you think he will come to me after I secretly wrote mangekyo sharingan on his skin?”
He can still feel the rather smooth skin on Shisui's wrist.
“Brat, you are making a dangerous move.”
“I’m just going to give a piece of cruel and useful information. They will just have to decide on what they would do with it.”
At least, he was sure Uchiha Itachi would use the information to keep his younger brother alive in a more proper way, unlike completely traumatizing him.
“Kyuubi, I’m not the original. I won’t be able to pull Sasuke from his madness if he experiences a similar situation from my memories.”
Naruto's smile widens when the demon fox remains silent, before taking off his slipper and entering his house.
“It's the entire reason you didn’t stop me, right? You needed Sasuke if you want to survive and seal the Moon Rabbit Goddess if she is released in this world too.”
After all, it wouldn’t do good to have two insane incarnations of the Old Sage sons who are more hellbent on the world's destruction instead of saving it.
Well, only if he miraculously reaches that situation though. Then he might try to face the Goddess just for the sake of it.
Naruto just had to beat the shit out of the existence who started it all.
Ah, he doesn’t really like the Otsutsuki Clan; they are the source of everything wrong in this world. If he ever reaches the age where he had decided he wanted to have children, he simply pities the future of his children since it's quite obvious they are the world's next punching bag.
Naruto would simply be happy to leave all the trouble to his children and their friends to fix or try to save the world again.
Besides, wasn’t there a great discussion about a future where the original Naruto died in the new series?
Yeah, whatever happens, if Naruto really reaches that certain age, he might request Hinata if she could give birth to two of his children because he obviously wouldn’t commit to marriage life and an extremely serious relationship.
Besides, Naruto would try to see if they will still be able to create Burotu, which was really a bad name, and the incredibly sweet and adorable Himawari.
…
During the Academy, Naruto like sparing the most, because that is when he doesn’t need to worry about giving pain to others. Unlike in the original, he is quite skilled and talented more than the others, does he beat the shit out of them a lot of time.
And the fact that he got more strength than them, causing some broken teeth and coughing blood whenever they face him. Especially those who look at him with cold eyes and mocking smiles like he was weak and under them.
Mostly, the civilian children don’t last long during those spars. There are one time when the parents came running into the Academy and asked the staff to give punishment for what he had done.
Heh, the fool of them, did they forget their children are studying in a ninja school?
However, there is naturally a foolish teacher from the staff, who thought it was a chance he could try to inflict some pain on him.
And Naruto just smiled, ready to retaliate with pain and if the man is unlucky enough, then he might even lose his life because he won’t hesitate to kill him, even in front of everyone eyes.
Although, a frowning Iruka came barging into the commotion and managed to calm the entire situation in the end, causing Naruto to be disappointed since it's been a while since the last time he had taken someone's life.
Nonetheless, he couldn’t help but give an inquisitive look to the silent Iruka, who tried to not meet his eyes before shrugging and walking out to meet his worried friends waiting in the playground.
And if the next following days, the teacher was removed from the Academy well, no one knows it was his fault. Well, since they are ninjas, most people definitely figure out what really happened.
But it wasn’t Naruto's fault, to begin with, the teachers are there to do their job and not use their position for their selfishness, it was also a kind of warning from the Third Hokage to perform their duty right.
Naruto doesn’t regret tattling what happened to his Jiji, which should have known what happen since he still remembers the magic stalker ball in the story.
And after voicing out the fact that it almost made Naruto have the same urge that happened a long time ago in the orphanage had helped the old man to give punishment. Because, if it wasn’t Iruka-sensei calming the entire situation, then something bad would have happened.
There is also a high chance Naruto would target the parents who went to complain in the school.
It was a disastrous event that was stopped before it could begin.
After all, it is quite obvious the old man doesn’t want Naruto to openly show his instability. For other reasons than the safety and peacefulness of the entire Village.
Or also saving some reputation on the Fourth Hokage herald as a great hero after they learn of Naruto's parentage in the future.
And well, Naruto believe the old man had probably finally heard the situation of the Junchiriki in Sand Village.
Gaara started his killing spree during this time, right?
…
Oh yeah, about the sleepover Naruto plan to do, his friend's parent prefers for their children to just hang out in the compound than have a sleepover, obviously still paranoid about his craziness.
Although, in order to pacify Naruto from getting angry at being refused by his request of having a sleepover with his friends, instead they carefully and gently ask if he would like to have a sleepover in their home.
They probably thought it was far better to have a sleepover in their territory than leave their children in his own home.
Not like, he cared, he just felt miffed from being refused after being so excited and asking permission from the old man but he could get over it.
He is mature enough to let go of some stuff, and Kyuubi can you stop laughing?
Thus, he left his compound with a storage scroll for the sleepover time to the Nara Clan. He likes the usefulness of some of the sealing arts, which he already started learning after requesting his wolf for scrolls about it.
He began after the convenient use of sealing art to change his hair color.
Unfortunately, he couldn’t use it by himself compared to simply using chakra with the storage scroll, since he needed Kakashi to change something on the seals whenever he tried to change his hair color.
Then, Naruto walks toward the Nara compound with a happy skip on his step, although he is receiving more looks on his way since he needed to bypass the noisy market district to get there.
It's troublesome, which is what his favorite Nara usually grumbles under his breath.
But well, even the villager's stare couldn’t stop Naruto from feeling the bubbling happiness he felt at finally having a sleepover with his friend.
However, just as the world always wants to fuck up Naruto's life, someone thought it was quite smart to fuck up his day too.
The villagers might not mention the word Monster now, but well, they can still speak in an incredibly brutish, cruel, and insulting way. And Naruto just stared blankly at a drunkard civilian man and his friends as they started insulting his entire existence.
How he shouldn’t have been born.
How his entire existence is filled with nothing but misfortune.
How he deserves to be tortured in pain, miserable, and all alone his entire life.
And all Naruto felt is utter boredom and being annoyed from having someone block his way toward his friend's home.
Then, like the most cliche in a story, of course, the man in his weak and confused drunk state couldn’t stop himself from starting handy.
And Naruto, well, of course, dodge the slow punch coming his way.
And of course, he retaliated, although from the rules he had read, it's against for a ninja or ninja to be from attacking the civilian, but it wasn’t against the rules if they are the ones who made the action first.
So, Naruto just acted in self-defense, no one could fault him for that.
The satisfying sound of a broken bone is music to his ears, similar to the demon fox's reaction whenever he uses his perverted imagination to cause him pain and annoyance.
Of course, the spectacle audience soon returned from their stunned manner and started shooting him a look that he was in the wrong, or the fact he hurt someone, in which he elegantly raise his eyebrow at their stupid blaming words.
“Are you guys blind? It's called self-defense or do you think I will allow myself to be hit when is someone trying to hurt me? I’m not so stupid to become a punching bag, alright?”
Then Naruto tilted his head to the side since people could be unreasonable.
“Well, it's your own choice if you want to be hit by someone, but not me. Anyway, you guys are lucky I’m in a happy mood or else they won’t only be getting a broken bone.”
Then, when Naruto walks away while feeling cool, not until an intimidating Fugaku of all people blocks his way and had taken him to their Uchiha Police Station.
“...”
You guys really deserve to be massacred.
Although it was funny for the Nara Clan Head to come to pick Naruto up from Uchiha Police Station after they inform him because Kakashi was out on a mission, and he was on the way for a sleepover, anyway.
So, it's Nara Shikaku's responsibility and not the Old Hokage who definitely receives a report of what happened to pick up the Kyuubi Jinchuriki, who made a scene in the market district.
The old man definitely wants to pass the headache to the poor Jonin commander.
At least, Naruto met the annoying but still wonderful mother of Shikamaru, who at least deserves the respect and his fake obedience after managing and living with two extremely lazy but incredibly highly intelligent Nara in her household.
Oh, Naruto like these two Nara, but he doesn’t want to be living with them.
He just wishes Ino didn’t come along with the sleepover, although he felt the girl's annoying existence had lessened after tagging along all the time, and no he wasn’t the one tagging along since they aren’t officially the Ino-Shika-Cho team yet.
…
“Little blossom, a fellow pink hair fellow, why are you crying?”
In a rare moment when Naruto was walking with Ino after their two friends, Shikamaru and Chouji had hidden from them, was when they met a crying Haruno Sakura, who look adorable unlike when she had grown into a banshee fangirl to his Moon/Sun.
“Hey, aren’t you the girl always being fun of for having a huge forehead?”
Then there is Ino with her lack of tack.
“What is wrong with a huge forehead? Didn’t they say, it is usually a sign of a person being extremely intelligent? Besides, I have a whisker mark on my fair cheeks but you don’t see me crying about it since I like myself quite well and won’t deny a part of me just because of unimportant people's opinions.”
Naruto peered over the sniffing Sakura, who has incredibly low self-esteemed but could grow into a powerful ninja if trained right.
“Of course, anyone who dared laugh at my adorable whisker mark deserves a punch to their faces.”
“Stop with your barbaric action to everything that goes wrong with you, you blonde narcist.”
Ino hissed at Naruto since after getting along for a while now, the girl seemed to have forgotten the pain she receive in their first meeting. Honestly, the girl had grown some balls.
“It's the best solution since most of the idiots I face couldn’t be reason with. Besides, we are going to be ninjas, there is no way you won’t be nice to the enemy right?”
“Idiot! They are obviously bullies from our school. Don’t make it sound like they are enemies nin!”
Naruto shoots Ino a look at what stupid thing are you even saying.
“Of course, they are enemies. If the person makes you unhappy, and sad, then it's quite obvious they deserve to be placed on your enemy list. Just to let you know Ino, you were on my enemy list before too.”
“What do you mean by that!?”
Naruto already run away, saving his precious ears from Ino's banshee screeching at the revelation that shouldn’t be surprising.
Of course, since he was a little shit, he didn’t forget to reveal a fact one last time before disappearing to find Shikamaru who definitely plan to put him and Ino together in order for them to get along better.
“If it makes you feel better. You are on my Annoying people list now!”
“ARGHH! NARUTO GET BACK HERE!”
…
Then, the time came when Naruto meet Shisui again in a rather private place when there is no Anbu around, which was during the time he was skipping his class since it wasn’t Iruka.
“Ah, you are finally here.”
Then, Naruto made a quick hand sign that he learned from scrolls and was personally taught by Kakashi toward Shisui, which had swiftly told the teenager to use genjutsu on him.
After all, the safest place to speak secret is in genjutsu, he wonders why his fellow transmigrators or reincarnates don’t do it the same way when revealing an incredibly important secret.
Although he appeared to have a sensing skill with ill intent, which the original Naruto had gotten and helped out a lot with figuring out Zetsu identity during the war, but, there is still a difference in sheer power from what the original had gotten after having freedom in using with the Kyuubi chakra.
Then, of course, he shouldn’t have been surprised when the teenager had unconsciously, or consciously? Lash out for more information, obviously frightened and bothered by what he is seeing.
Because Naruto had shown the growing unrest of the Uchiha Clan, the thought of a coup, and the growing fear and resentment of the village toward their Clan.
Then there are the images of Shisui trying to use his eyes on the Clan elders, only to be stopped by Danzo, and then completely caught off guard after the evil man could easily release himself by a supposed powerful genjutsu.
Then one of Shisui's eyes got plucked out after the split moment of the teen having his guard down.
Then the image of meeting Uchiha Itachi with one of his eyes missing, bleeding, and losing the determination to stop the oncoming coup, before deciding to leave everything to Itachi's hand.
Then there is an image of Uchiha Itachi being utterly distrusted by their Clan, and really thinking he killed Shisui despite finding his suicide notes.
Naruto showed the moment Uchiha Itachi had folded and finally could see how their Clan is a hopeless case and the fact that they couldn’t be saved because they started too late since everything started long before they are born.
And then the entire Uchiha being massacred, Itachi putting his younger brother into a traumatic genjutsu that lasted weeks. Then the images of a grown-up Sasuke losing his mind for revenge and finally killing Itachi, which was quite obvious Itachi had let himself be killed at the end of it.
Then there is the last order from the Third Hokage, after learning how the message was intercepted by Danzo, thus the massacre occurred without a warning with the help of the legend along them.
Roots all over the Village, Danzo spread power all over the Five Nations.
Then Itachi joined the Akatsuki, goal of capturing the Biju’s thus the Junchiriki being hunted down for false world peace, before another war of the Five Nations against the Uchiha Madara, then the appearance of Juubi.
Blurred images of a beautiful ethereal white-haired woman along with a black evil shadow along with what it could do as the main mastermind of it all.
Of course, Naruto had manipulated the way he had shown the possible future, so the teenager will misunderstand or he will come up with a slightly wrong assumption or conclusion. And the fact he didn’t reveal Uchiha Obito's identity for the sake of his wolf.
Aside from saving Naruto's moon/sun from dying early, he was also doing it for his sake.
“That wasn’t a good move you did just there.”
Naruto wouldn’t have cared if the teenager learn more about their possible future, but, there is a demon fox who wanted to keep most of the information to themselves for now. And the Kyuubi still doesn’t trust the Uchiha that much no matter what.
“You have been guarding me so nicely when I was still so young. I also figure out my friend Sasuke would be in great trouble if a similar Massacre didn’t occur since my friend is one key for world survival. But well, I don’t really care what happens as long as Sasuke survives the chaos in later years.”
“You Still Want My Clan To Be Massacre?”
“How can you fight against a living legend? How could you protect the Village from its rage that could burn and destroy the world itself? You know, he won’t stop until the Uchiha Clan is gone right?”
Naruto ignores the sharp and high voice of obviously confused, enraged, and appalled Shisui from what he is implying.
“Besides, don’t you love the Village the most? Don’t you want to protect it? The legend would continue to target your Clan using everything to fulfill its goal. Or maybe, you are different from the one future I had seen since I am a different Uzumaki Naruto compared to my nicer counterpart.”
Then, to make matter worse, Naruto uses a threat, well, he thinks it's a threat even though the victim was going to be himself.
“Oh, if you decide to let the old man know and the others without informing me besides Itachi. Then, I’ll give up my life, not before releasing the Kyuubi to the Village. Unlike you who is stupidly devoted to the Village, I have no love or, care for it.”
Naruto fully reveals the madness, overwhelming resentment, and grievance he had toward the entire world to the tense teenager warily eyeing him. Even after all these years, he couldn’t move on.
It was not as easy as what he read in most fanfictions in his previous life.
It was easier to hate, to rage, to filled his entire being with resentment instead of letting go, for forgetting everything and accepting his new reality before simply forgiving everyone and the entire world for what is happening to him.
Ah… it was nice when the teenager had been easy to get along with before, but, well, it's just part of Naruto's crazy and unfortunate life.
He doesn’t regret it though.
“It's hard to do it when I know what I am, what my future holds, and for being hated for simply existing. I just find no point in fighting hard for a hopeless future since there could never be peace in this world.”
Hey Kyuubi… I think I have a Sasuke role in this world.
Even if Naruto is still the sun, but he is a twisted sun, who prefers for everyone to burn in pain and suffer with him.