Chapter 3
“I don’t think there’s any need for introductions, so everyone meet me at training ground 7. I have a little test for you.” Naruto says before seemingly fading from existence.
“What just happened?” Satsuki asks, shocked by this. “That didn’t feel like a Genjutsu being lifted, and he didn’t dispel like a clone would, so seriously, what just happened?”
Naruko giggles. “That was Naruto’s own original jutsu. He calls it ‘Astral Projection.’”
Hinata nods. “It’s based on the Yamanaka clan’s mental projection jutsu, but instead of projecting his mind into someone else’s, he transfers his mind somewhere else physically, and forms an illusion of himself where he does. Don’t bother asking him to teach it to you, he can’t and won’t because it is officially classified as a Yamanaka Clan Jutsu due to him inventing it for them after the clan head challenged him to improve one of their clan’s Jutsu after he said that it would be easy. The Yamanaka Clan only allows him to use it because he invented it.”
Satsuki nods slowly. “So it was both a Genjutsu and not at the same time, then?”
Naruko and Hinata nod simultaneously.
“Now then, we should probably get going. It’s a bad idea to keep Naruto-Sama waiting.” Hinata says as she gets up to leave, Naruko following close behind. Satsuki follows a second later.
When they arrive at the training ground, they find Naruto finishing up a seal on the ground.
“Uhm, Naruto-sama, what’s the seal for?” Hinata asks, genuinely confused.
Naruto stands and grins, the seal complete. “Well, Hinata, that’s simple. Normally, Jonin give their Genin teams tests to see if they’re actually ready for the position. I, however, will not be doing that. Instead, I will be testing you individually to see where your current level is in order to properly determine how hard to train each of you. This seal is to record the tests and rank each of your abilities on a scale of 1-5, with 1 being Academy Student Level, and 5 being Kage Level.” He explains. “Once the tests are complete, I’ll send you all home and formulate training plans for you. I intend to have all 3 of you at high-Chunin to low-Jonin level at the very least before the Chunin Exams come around.”
Hinata nods and takes off her sweater and sweat pants and seals them away, revealing her actual outfit, and shocking Satsuki.
“You intend to fight in that?” Satsuki asks incredulously. “That outfit doesn’t look like it offers ANY form of protection, especially considering the fact that it barely covers any of your body.”
Hinata giggles before pulling out a Kunai and attempting to stab herself with it, only for it to be stopped by a barrier of chakra before it can reach her skin. “This outfit was given to me by Naruto-sama, it has barrier seals woven into it that prevent anything from reaching me so long as they hold, so it’s actually more protective then normal clothes or armor. Also, the fact that it’s as revealing as it is is actually beneficial, as most opponents will be so distracted by my body that they will fail to notice my attacks or backup. So, despite how it looks, it is actually more practical than other outfits available.” She explains, causing Satsuki’s eyes to widen in realization.
“Huh, I hadn’t thought of that. Perhaps I should get myself a similar set.” Satsuki says, not-so-subtly glancing at Naruto as she does.
Naruto laughs. “Heh, if you want one I’ll make you one. It’ll take a while though, Chakra-Conducting-Cloth is hard to come by.” He says before turning to Naruko. “By the way, Naruko, you’re first.”
Naruko nods and steps onto the seal, causing it to glow for a second, signaling it’s activation.
“Now then, teat one, Taijutsu.” Naruto says as he drops into his stance, Naruko responding in kind.
“And Satsuki’s score is t3, g3, s4, and n3. Not surprising, she’s already Chunin level in all 4 areas, with the exception of Shurikenjutsu, she’s Jonin level in that due to her impeccable aim.” Naruto thinks aloud as he finishes writing down the results of the test. “All 3 of my students are Chunin-level shinobi despite being fresh out of the academy. I think that I’m going to enjoy this.” He says with a chuckle.
“And I think it’s time for me to enjoy you.” A feminine voice says as long, slender arms wrap around his neck from behind him and a pair of large breasts press into his back.
“Not now, Anko. I’m busy.” He says without missing a beat, drawing a disappointed groan from her and causing her to release him and step back.
“Seriously? I’ve been dry for over a week now thanks to my mission taking me out of the village, and when I get back you’re too busy to fuck? Is this some kind of sick joke?” She complains.
Naruto sets down his pen and turns to face her. “Anko, you know as well as I do that the only one stopping you from having sex whenever you want is yourself. We’re Shinobi. Loyal relationships are not a privilege we have.” He says with a deadpan expression.
Anko groans. “So what? You’re the only man who can satisfy me these days, nobody else has a dick that’s over a foot long and as thick around as my arm. Besides, is it really so outlandish that a girl wouldn’t want to touch a dick that wasn’t her boyfriend’s?”
Naruto raises an eyebrow at the last part. “Anko, we both know that all you care about sex is how much you enjoy it, not who your partner is. Also, the first time we fucked you were already dating someone else, and you probably still would be if not for him dying a year back. Don’t give me the bullshit about not wanting to fuck someone who isn’t your boyfriend.”
Anko grumbles in frustration, but relents nonetheless. “Fine, you win. I was just trying to guilt you into fucking me anyway, though I wasn’t lying about you being the only one who’s able to satisfy me, though. So, what’s got you so busy that you don’t have time to fuck?”
Naruto turns back to his desk and flips to a new page in his notebook to write on. “Well, Mom forced me into taking up a Genin team today, so I’m writing up a training plan to get them as strong as possible before the Chunin Exams role around to guarantee them a promotion. It helps that Naruko and Hinata are on the team, so I’m not completely unfamiliar with my students.”
Anko nods. “Yeah, based on what I’ve heard from the other Jonin, that does take a bit of work. Nothing you can’t handle, though.” She says, causing Naruto to nod in response. “You planning to use the TDTG?”
Naruto pauses his writing, before slamming his head into his desk. “Goddamnit, I completely forgot about that, even though I’m the one who fucking made it.”
Anko laughs. “Well, it is the best way to get a ton of training done in a small amount of time.”
Naruto nods. “Yeah, but it’s dangerous to use it for more than a week at a time. I’ll use it for the week leading up to the exams, that should give me plenty of time to get them ready for it.” He says as he adds it to the planner. “Now then, time to plan out everyone’s individual training schedules.”