Chapter 1
“You want me to take on a WHAT!?” Naruto Yells.
Kushina Uzumaki, Naruto’s mother and the 5th Hokage, sighs. “You heard me. I want you to take on a Genin team. You’ve been a Jonin for 7 years now, and you’re arguably the strongest Shinobi that Konoha has to offer, and yet all you do is eat, sleep, fuck, and repeat. You don’t even seem to care most of the time. So, to get you off your ass and make you start doing something worthwhile, I’m having you take on a Genin team.”
Naruto groans in frustration. “Hey, I take missions too. Besides, I don’t see what you’re complaining about, seeing as half the time it’s you or Naruko that I’m fucking.”
Kushina raises an eyebrow. “Naruto, you take a maximum of 1 mission a month, and you only take S-rank ones, so missions are not part of your regular schedule. Also, good news, Naruko is on your Genin team, alongside Satsuki Uchiha and Hinata Hyuuga. Finally, we haven’t had sex in 2 weeks, so don’t start with me on that ‘half the time it’s you or Naruko’ bullshit. We only fuck when I decide to join you and Naruko, which is not a common occurrence.”
Now it’s Naruto’s turn to raise an eyebrow. “You mean to tell me that you’re forcing a Genin team onto me, and putting 2 girls that I have sex with on the regular into it? Besides, aren’t Genin teams usually 2 guys and 1 girl? What’s with all 3 being girls this time?”
Kushina shrugs. “All the other teams this year are the normal 2 guys 1 girl lineup. There’s just not enough boys graduating the academy this year for these 3 to be put into one of those teams. Besides, all 3 are members of major clans, Naruko being your sister and my Daughter, and the heir to the Uzumaki clan seeing as you’re the current head since I’m the Hokage and as such can’t represent the clan in council meetings due to the conflict of interest it would cause, Satsuki’s going to take over the position of Uchiha Clan Head from Mikoto as soon as she reaches Chunin, and Hinata’s the heir to the Hyuuga clan. There’s nobody better to protect them than you, and I doubt that Hiashi and Mikoto would be okey with anyone but you or Kakashi being their daughters’ Sensei, and we both know that Kakashi would just slack off the whole time.”
Naruto sighs. “Yeah, you’re right, he would. I’m still going to force him to train Satsuki in the Sharingan as soon as she awakens it, though.”
Kushina nods. “And, when that time comes, I’ll make sure that he actually trains her rather than slacking off.”
Naruto then turns to leave the office. “Seeing as you’re not going to let me heft this onto someone else, I’ll just go collect them now. I will get you back for this, just so you know.”
Kushina grins. “You can try.”
Naruko stares at the door in anticipation, waiting for her team’s sensei to arrive. “So, who do you think it’ll be? You think it’ll be Naruto? Gods, I hope it’ll be Naruto.” She says excitedly to Hinata, the busty Hyuuga giggling at her enthusiasm.
“Maybe. I’m pretty sure that he would turn down any Genin team he would be given, even if we were on it.” She says in response.
“Not if Mom sprung it on him last second and gave him no other option other than to accept.” Naruko rebukes. “And, knowing Mom, that’s exactly what she would do.”
Hinata thinks it over a bit. “Yeah, you’re right. That is something that Kushina-Sama would do. Especially since that’s the only way that she can make Naruto-Sama take on a Genin team.”
Suddenly, Satsuki speaks up, startling both Naruko and Hinata. “Who is this ‘Naruto’ that you both keep talking about? And you, Hyuuga, why do you call him ‘Naruto-Sama’? Besides, even if he is our Sensei like you both keep saying, he’s late.”
Naruko and Hinata glance at each other before turning back to Satsuki.
“He’s my brother, and one of the strongest Shinobi there is. He’s so strong that he became a Jonin at 9 years old.” Naruko states matter-of-factly.
“As for why I call him Naruto-Sama, well, you’d have to have sex with him to understand.” Hinata explains, drooling a bit at the memory, Naruko nodding in agreement.
“And as for him being late, that just confirms that it’s either him or Kakashi-nii-chan. They both have a habit of being late, though it’s for different reason. Kakashi-nii-chan spends a few hours at the memorial stone every day, which causes him to be late rather often, but Naruto’s usually just asleep or fucking someone.” Naruko finishes.
“Or arguing with Kushina-Sama.” Hinata adds.
“Or arguing with Mom.”
“To answer your question, it was actually both of the last 2.” Naruto says, suddenly appearing in the front of the room. “And yes, I am your Sensei. Don’t even think about calling me Naruto-Sensei, though.”
Massive, excited grins form on Naruko’s and Hinata’s faces at this, and Satsuki’s eyes widen at having not sensed him despite the fact that she was actively searching for chakra signatures approaching the entire time.