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Summary
A collection of my headcanons, scenarios, answers to Asks, and character analyses from my Tumblr on Uchiha Madara. The pieces range from fluffy to funny to serious to all-out smut, in no particular order.Contents:1) On Romance2) Birth Control3) Non-conventional (?) Sex4) Madara's Best Friend5) Off-Label Sharingan Use + Smut Scenario6) Off-Label Rinnegan Use7) Against Kunoichi/Medics8) SFW Alphabet9) NSFW Alphabet10) Canadian Madara11) Complimenting His Looks12) Madara and Sweets13) Is Madara Hot in Canon?14) Daddy Madara15) Dirty Blood Kink Scene
Note
Finally got around to bringing the headcanons over too! This is an ongoing work as I continue to write for Madara.
Canadian Madara AU
April 30, 2025 at 09:03 AM
Of course I can write this! Thank you for this ask. It was fun! Madara will be Canadian here because that’s hilarious for me to write:
- Speaks like a good Canadian boy: says “Eh” and “sorry” a lot even when it’s something minor and he isn’t at fault
- Madara lives in Northern Canada away from other people in an igloo. He rides a moose to work
- He dresses like a lumberjack (plaid shirt and jeans) and drinks maple syrup shots
Just kidding! You should have realized I was trolling the moment I said Madara apologizes a lot. And moose and igloos don’t exist in the same place. By the way, the English translations I’ve read don’t sound particularly Canadian to me for Madara. If anyone knows of the post highlighting how he sounds Canadian, please let me know! I’d love to read it!
But of course Madara can be Canadian because a Canadian can look and sound like anyone, including someone with Japanese heritage
- Madara is exceptionally proud of his Japanese background, especially in a country with a smaller Japanese community than the other East Asian nationalities he is often mistaken for
- His home contains a variety of Japanese items, such as katanas displayed on the walls, tatami mats, and byobu (folding screens with panels decorated with paintings and/or calligraphy). He owns several yukatas and kimonos
- As much as he loves traditional Japanese food, he likes trying food from other cultures. He is spoiled for choices in his part of the country, but he most strongly prefers cuisines that aren’t too heavy
- He is fluent in Japanese, French, and probably Mandarin and enjoys reading classical works in these languages in addition to English. He makes a point to occasionally speak in Japanese to his Japanese peers to maintain his language skills
- Madara lives in the city away from the city center in a greatly overpriced mansion. However even in the suburbs, it is more densely populated than he enjoys, but he tolerates it because of its relative proximity to his job. Whenever he has a stretch of days off, he and Izuna often escape to cottage country a few hours’ drive away and engage in their outdoor hobbies. The cold doesn’t bother him
- He is a black belt in karate. His other hobbies include rock climbing (especially bouldering since he appreciates the risk), archery, and Japanese calligraphy
- He could be involved in the business world, but I can only vaguely hand-wave about ‘business things,’ so I’ll suggest something else I can see Madara doing that I’m familiar with instead
- Madara is a thoracic surgeon (half of the ones I see are Japanese okay). He is excellent at his specialty, a perfectionist, and world renown for his surgical skill and medical knowledge. His surgeries are a work of art, but he’s a bit like an assembly line – patients in and out of his operating table. He fits the stereotypes of a surgeon too: Madara isn’t known for his bedside manners after all. He has a slight God complex due to his expertise, but even if he’s brusque, he remains adequately professional to his colleagues to avoid complaints
- He actually destroys the image of the average Canadian’s polite speech patterns, which excessively contain “thank you,” “sorry,” and other hedging language. Madara doesn’t waste his time with these pointless words. Everything he says is meaningful, otherwise he wouldn’t bother speaking at all
- …Madara doesn’t care about hockey…