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Porn with Feelings
Family Dynamics
Oral Sex
BDSM
Reader-Insert
Headcanon
Romance
Light Bondage
Anal
Overstimulation
Lactation
Breeding
Character Analysis
Pregnancy Kink
Group Sex
Come Marking
Menstrual Sex
Birth Control
Protective Uchiha Madara
Uchiha Madara Needs a Hug
Good Uchiha Madara
Uchiha Madara-centric
Rinnegan
Uchiha Madara Has Issues
Inappropriate Use of Sharingan (Naruto)
Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan
Summary
A collection of my headcanons, scenarios, answers to Asks, and character analyses from my Tumblr on Uchiha Madara. The pieces range from fluffy to funny to serious to all-out smut, in no particular order.Contents:1) On Romance2) Birth Control3) Non-conventional (?) Sex4) Madara's Best Friend5) Off-Label Sharingan Use + Smut Scenario6) Off-Label Rinnegan Use7) Against Kunoichi/Medics8) SFW Alphabet9) NSFW Alphabet10) Canadian Madara11) Complimenting His Looks12) Madara and Sweets13) Is Madara Hot in Canon?14) Daddy Madara15) Dirty Blood Kink Scene
Note
Finally got around to bringing the headcanons over too! This is an ongoing work as I continue to write for Madara.
On Birth Control
April 30, 2025 at 08:52 AM
- Birth control is more on you than him. He doesn’t like protection, preferring to go raw dog and feel all the textures of your walls, so condoms are out of the question. I also doubt proper condoms existed in this hot grandpa’s time
- Madara likely relies on the (not very fool proof) pullout method. He’s always conflicted because his every instinct is to bury it deep and seed you well, but if he knows you don’t want to be pregnant at this time, he’ll do his best to not make a creampie between your legs
- Doesn’t bother with traditional methods of birth control like the rhythm method, aka counting your menstrual cycle to track when you’re fertile. He likes children anyways and wouldn’t mind having some with you. He’s easily aroused, and once he gets going, there’s nothing that’ll stop him
- Is open to more modern and reliable methods of BC. Actually he’s super happy if it means you’re more inclined to let him have you his way (read: creampie)
- However, I’m convinced not even my method of contraception, an IUD, can fend off Madara’s powerful swimmers. I’m scared for your uterus, if you have one
- If despite all your collective attempts at contraception, you still get knocked up, expect Madara to take full responsibility for his actions
(horniness). This family man will take excellent care of you, not only when you’re pregnant, but during labour (he wouldn’t miss his baby’s birth for anything) and beyond as well. He’ll be so proud of you and the child, the precious life the two of you created together. - Madara is overprotective. He will be extremely involved in his child’s (and your) life and would provide everything for the two of you. He will be an excellent father
- If you weren’t already married, he will try to correct that. How lucky! To be the baby mama and wife (?) to the best baby daddy!