
Odd or Even
Morning has already come. She had her one arm across Jiraiya's muscular chest as she laid next to him, her head rested on one of his broad shoulder. When she opened her eyes, she was murmuring something in her dream and met his gaze. "Good morning, drunkard", she just stared at him, still half asleep and after examining his face, she snapped out of it, screaming "what? HUH?! YOU ARE AWAKE?" He patted his face "Guess you still have a hangover from last night,". The thought of him waking pounds heavier than how she ended up in that sleeping position, so she stood up and wondered. "How are you doing, by the way?" followed by another question "How's your arm doing? While you were unconscious, we attached it to you." Jiraiya observed Tsuna's concerned demeanor. He finds it tricky to comprehend her concern for him. "It's okay, I feel fine", he replied with a smile as his eyes dropped to her exposed bosoms. She quickly got aware of it and chide him "YOU OLD PERVY HEAD YOU NEVER LEARN", She fixed her kimono, which had become loose due to her sleeping position. "So, how are things? and Naruto?" his old behavior aside, he is actually curious about their progress after delivering the information he got. "Oh, right, he's training on Mount Myoboku with Fukusaku-sama." She informed of what happened after them aiding him. "Ah, well done!" After fixing her clothes, dissembled hair, and dried saliva on her cheek, she's to head out of the room. "I'll simply let the nurses know that you are awake" Before she approach the door, Jiraiya mentioned their shallow bet, expecting to lighten her mood up cause what he have seen, she looks stressed, probably because of him being in comatose for 2 weeks which he would never assume. "Seems like I won the bet after all," made her stop and jolted "guess you still live up on your title, eh?" he said shrugging his shoulders. "Do you remember what was the odd of your bet?" she asked facing the door. Had him confused, he honestly couldn't recall besides the thing about him dying. "uh, care to explain?" he pleads. She whispered "what an idiot", she built her courage to face and tell him "if you remember, I might give it". When he turned his head to where she was after shrugging, she was already gone, he think long hard to remember it, then Kakashi appeared outside the window holding one of his favourite book. "Yo."
Tsunade hurries to shut the door while flushing and heaving a sigh. She notifies Shizune and the other Shinobi that Jiraiya is already awake. Shizune had been told by her to bring Jiraiya food and the prescribed medication. While walking, Shizune noticed her pinkish face, "Uh, why is your face so red, Tsunade-sama?" upon hearing that from Shizune, she freaked out and tried to think of an excuse "Uh, because.. I drank last night!" she laughs, "get me some soup for my hang over as well" she displayed satisfied expression as she got out of embarrassing situation.
Shizune saw Jiraiya and Kakashi catching up as he gave the meal and medicine to Jiraiya. Shizune smiled as she left Jiraiya's room, overhearing Kakashi, "Hokage-sama frequently drops by." Giggling as she left the room. Kakashi reported every information which he thought that could be connected with his secret missions and even when the Godaime Hokage herself checks on him everyday. Tsunade in her office trying to lessen the stack of papers needs to get done. She seems lively from these past 2 weeks, she had not been eating a lot and barely had any sleep from accomplishing her research artificial arm that functions like a real one, At the end, those sleepless nights were worth it. Tsunade notified the summoning toad that Jiraiya is awake. She's still in her office as the sun sets. Jiraiya dropped a visit to her at the office. She has fallen asleep at her desk. Jiraiya sighs at the view in front of him, "you really sleep wherever you want, huh?". She woke up when he heard his voice, frowning at him "Jiraiya, what brings you here? You are still recovering!" yelling as if it would make him go back to bed unless she uses her fist but she's too tired to try the effective method. "You should know that I heal quickly." he defended. She considers, "Well, you're stubborn, so what do you want from me?" continuing to stamp the documents with her seal. "You might want to have some sake." shaking the bottle of sake in his hand to tease her off. "YOU'RE AN IDIOT! YOU ARE STILL NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK IT!" fistfully grabbed the bottle from him and emptied it out, using 'so he can't drink' as an excuse if ever her persistent subordinate question her about it.
He grins at her and gazes out the window at the sky. "I honestly thought I was going to die back then," he says, feeling sentimental after surviving a near-fatal situation. She turned to face him as she drank the last of the alcohol. "Yeah, I almost won a bet against you for the first time," she said, quickly catching up on his senti tone, which she could feel as well. "But really, I was ready to give up my life after all, I couldn't even save a friend from falling into darkness," he added, still blabbering on about his shortcomings. "What nonsense are you saying?" she screamed, clutching her fist and punching the glass window, causing it to shatter. "Speak like that again, and I'll pound your head real hard 'til you realize that you are anything but a failure!" he stood in horror as she did those, but was also comforted by comprehending the message behind those threats. He then closed his eyes in fear of the impending beating as she continued to waltz approach him while still upset. However, things took a surprising turn when he received a tight, soothing hug instead of a series of powerful, brutal punches to the back. The alcohol took its influence on her, which caused her to be emotional.
He was too stunned to speak, her feelings moved him. With her enormous breast pressing on him, he liked the notion of hugging her. He returned her hug caressing her head. She sobbed and said, "You are so much greater than you give yourself credit for," to him.
"I swear not to say those again, all right? So, are you giving me another chance now?," he grins widely, He thought back to the bet she mentioned this morning.
Had he not remember, she felt the need to force him to remember it, so she turned around and crossed her arms in embarrassment. "If you really want it, then convince me!" still unable to face him. The phrase "well it's gonna be an odd or even" was whispered by him as she approached her. She turned around, not realizing how close he was for her to hear what he whispered, their eyes met. Neither could speak, just drowning in each other's intense gaze. As the heat rises to her face, she tries to break the intense, sexual tension between them, and stutters "aum, uh, ev-" before even finishing a syllable, his lips caught into hers. She let herself break the chain she had placed around herself over the years. Before she could return the kiss, he slowly parted and said "sorry" while their noses were still in contact and their eyes closed, assuming she wasn't ready for it. Upon hearing him apologize, she built up her courage to do the first move. Grabbing his collar to pull him in deep kiss, as they both lost control. Placing her arms around his neck, gripping onto his hair, finally releasing the sexual tension she had for him all those years, which the reason she hasn't done anything with him was her pride and scared of what another lover dying before her could do to her psych. He grabbed her, almost covering her whole snatched waist from the size of his hand while the other holding her jaw. He can't restrain himself knowing all her efforts for him while he was unconscious and how she cared for him and holding back since they were teens. She can't seem to recall the the time she kissed someone and been kissed this hatd. The room was filled with nothing but the sound of their kisses. After a while, they broke the kiss for only reason to catch their breathes, both heaving while literally having no space between their bodies. He wipes her temple with his hand when he saw 2 drops of sweat breaking out untill he saw her drenched chest moving up and down as she catch her breath from the heat they both feel. "Where you looking at, old man?" They both caught up with their breathes. He watches her remove her green haori, cause its hellish hot at her office probably their fault. "you seem to be enjoying yourself, godaime-sama" he smirks at her, when the garment fell on the floor, "i could say the same to you" whispering to his ear making his half-erected cock throbs, he lifted her waist up, grabbing a full of her well rounded ass, she wraps both of her legs to him as a response while they both devour each one's lips, again. Slapping her ass before sitting her at the table made her moan in his mouth. And when he was just about to grab that luscious breast, he had been desiring ever since, somebody opened the door.
"ERO-SENNIN!!!" When Naruto entered the room followed by Sakura, they noticed them being drench in sweat when clearly it was one of those chilly nights in Village. He was standing at the corner near the window, and her, sitting on her chair as usual. He stared at them with suspicious look "what are you two doing?" Tsunade chuckled nervously "catching up?" and boy thank the heavens he bought it. "Are you good now, pervy sage?" he asked him and when he turned around he had a frowned face, "yeah," he answered. He tried to signal him to go away but he's too dumb to get it. Sakura remained clueless as well about what had happened. "hey, hey, let's eat ramen tonight!" he cheerfully proposed the idea popped into his head a minute ago.
Tsunade said, "Oh, you three can go. I still have stuff to do." Jiraiya is devastated and resents Naruto because his lewd impulses have vanished, he had been waiting for his life. When they left the room, she sighs, resenting Naruto as well. She saw her haori laying on the floor under one of pillar of table. Shizune soon entered the office, "I ran into Naruto and Jiraiya," when she got it off and showed her face to Shizune, one of her eyebrow raised, "uhm, Tsunade-sama, your lipstick is all over around your lips." Tsunade gripped the glass she had drank the tea from, hardly. "holy shit" she wiped it off fast enough and acted as if she heard nothing, "what?"
"Ero Sennin, because you just left the hospital, this is your treat," Naruto says. Jiraiya who has been down ever since they left the office didn't even try to argue, "Yeah, after you ruined my best night, I guess." frowning.
Jiraiya grinned as he munch on his ramen as he thought of their passionate kiss. The same with her, she cracked a grin as she does her paperwork at her office.