The Heart of the Leaf

Uchiha Sasuke/Uzumaki Naruto, Sarutobi Asuma/Yuuhi Kurenai, Nara Shikamaru/Temari, Hyuuga Neji/Tenten, Gaara/Rock Lee, Hyuuga Hinata/Uzumaki Naruto, Might Guy/Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke/Haruno Sakura, Shinki (Naruto)/Original Character(s)

Fanfiction refusal of the call Hyuuga Neji Lives Uchiha Sasuke Being an Asshole no beta we die like shinobi No one tries to kill Gaara Boruto is barely in it We stan Sakura Naruto gets to attend his fucking ceremony goddammit Shikamaru needs more fiber Maybe Shikamaru shouldn't drink with serial killers Inojin went for paintbrushes came back with Hidan's scythe Don't talk to dismembered heads in the woods Murder is on Tuesday's agenda Tooth-rotting fluff so brush your teeth tenten deserved better The brats have brats now The Hokage position has a high turnover rate Maybe we're all just Sasuke Everything is a drag Mitsuki deserves good things Is Hidan still in the hole? Diggy Diggy Hole Why tf did Tobirama make so many forbidden jutsu? Those guys from Naruto If he can never die then he can never rest Fuck Team Twat-Waffle Somebody give Sasuke a limb before he's unarmed Jiraiya wrote self-insert porn with plot ao3 fics Kakashi Hatake has imposter syndrome The imposters never have the syndrome I AM THE PRETTIEST PRINCESS Finally a realistic sibling relationship But the Call knows where you live and you can't fight fate Fate has been trying to contact you about your destiny's extended warranty Naruto has undiagnosed ADHD Born to shojo forced to shonen The ports are empty the ships have sailed Maybe Author will eventually finish this story spoilers duh rife with references Shikamaru Nara is Half-Uchiha and I will die on this hill The idea had been bugging me for awhile more effort in the tags than the fic