
This System is a Load of BS
You had always been sick, hospitals and bitter medicine had always suffocated your life. Every day a new blood test, a new medicine. You never had a normal life after you turned 12. You were always sick, always frail….
When was the last time you smelt the fresh air and not the alcohol smell of disinfectants? When was the last time you felt the wind blow your hair instead of the fan nurses set up for you during hot summer days? When was the last time you tasted something that wasn’t the bland hospital food? You couldn’t even remember the last time you went outside, it didn’t matter anyway, you were slowly losing your senses and dying….
‘System loading……’
“Welcome User!”
User? System? Like a game?
“What would you like for your first wish to be? “
Wish? You must be hallucinating now… is it the effect of the new medicine? Oh well.
Hmmm…. A wish? Maybe you’d wish for those healthy bodies that everyone seemed to have in Naruto and that fiery determination.
“Wish granted! A Healthy body is being prepared! ⅘ wishes left!”
Maybe you really were going crazy. Oh well you expected it some day, who said it couldn’t be today. Hmm if there’s 4 more wishes left then what about some sort of survival camping power? Like those survival things you saw on tv!
“Wish granted! Skill ‘survive’ and ‘camp pocket’ applied to new body! ⅗ left!”
Maybe something to do with appearances?
“Wish granted! Skill ‘Makeover’ applied to new body! ⅖ left!”
Hmm, you definitely never wanted to be sick again!
“Wish granted! Skill ‘Always healing’ applied to new body! ⅕ left!”
you definitely want a cool power! Like those bending skills from avatar the last air bender! Or that awesome eating skill from ‘that time I reincarnated as a slime’!
“Wish granted! Skill ‘Avatar’ and ‘Predator’ applied to new body!Choose an occupation!”
Huh? You hadn’t made the wish yet?! What kind of shitty system takes a wish away from a dying patient! Anyway, an occupation huh? Wouldn’t it be funny if you chose something like a circus master? Hahaha-
“Occupation chosen! ‘Circus Master’ is now your current occupation.”
‘Transferring current bodies skills……………Complete!’
‘Transferring memories……………’
(As you heard the heart rate monitor flatline you could only form one thought)
“I’m so tired…..”
‘Memory transaction complete! Your new body is finished!’