Just another horrible day
Deidara looked at the calder, it was may 5th, his birthday, he looked over at his desk and saw a card that said “ happy birthday” but birthday was spelt wrong it was spelt as “biuthday” Hidan probably made it, because Hidan never got a good education.”that is sweet of him” deidara said out loud opening the card to see what it said inside. “ happy birthday diedara you are now 25 right? That’s good. Do you want to good get some lemoade i know it is your favrot” Deidara looked at the card and laughed “ his handwriting is absolutely horrible, and his spelling is even worse ,but he is getting better, deidara could give him credit for that. Deidara put the card in a draw with a couple other letters all with varoses misspellings. Getting dressed was the same every day. He always wore the same thing every day, just some black pants, and a crop top with fishnets underneath the shirt with the kage cloak over everything with the hat.
As he walked out of his room an ungodly voice hit his ears “good morning Deidaraaa!” It was Tobi and his annoying ass voice deidara hated Tobi, deidara had hated Tobi ever since he was a teenager when they first met.”good morning to you too Tobi” he hated Tobi but he wasn’t going to act like a teenager who thought he knew more than he actually did. “You know Deidara , something feels different about today,” Tobi said “hmm let me guess, oh are you trying that new diet i told you to do? Nooo it can’t be that you are looking fatter than ever,” Deidara was taken a bit aback by Tobi’s comment because he wasn’t fat this had come out of nowhere. “hmmmm what could it be, hmmm i know it’s your birthday!!!” Tobi finally puts his finger on it. “Happpy birthday Deidara!!” Tobi yelled at the top of his lungs, tackling deidara in a hug “oh we are going to have so much fun today running around exercising and doing stuff” more things that were used to lose weight deidara started to feel confused what was tobi on about it was starting to make him uncomfortable . “Actually after I got breakfast I was going with Hidan to go get lemonade at the bar”deidara said quietly as he awkwardly tried to push Tobi away from him. “But,but am i not your friend or do you just not want to spend time with me,” Tobi said in that highly annoying voice that he almost always talks.”yeah but i really wanted to go with Hidan, and i can hag out with you later” Deidara said quickly running away from tobi.
He quickly got breakfast, and then went to his office where Hidan was waiting for him wearing a leather jacket with a white tank top with jeans and his hair was loosely pulled back with some of it falling down in front of his face. Hidan saw him and waved before yelling “hey slut ,how is your bday going?” Hidan slapped him on the back “it’s going good i mean as good as it can go” Deidara said “well i got a day off from kakuzu and his boring lessons, but here is the real surprise i got you and me tickets to that show you really wanted to see that was super booked,it’s not really my kind of thing but i thought i would take you there because you talked about how much you wanted to go.” Deidara was extremely excited “really you did im Impressed” he said smiling. And so for the rest of the day deidara spent it with Hidan. Hidan was the only person he felt happy with whenever he was with Hidan. Deidara felt like a kid again and that was partly because Hidan was so childish but he still enjoyed his company.