Reader-kun thinks he's the main character.
“Fix it.”
Reader-kun couldn’t believe his eyes. He's starting to hyperventilate. His knees are weak, heart is palpitating, armpits are sweating, eyes are tearing up, his lips are wobbling as he mouths what he is typing on his phone with his shaking hands.
“H-hi, c-could you puh-pwease st-stop calling your fa-fanworks f-f-“fix it”? It’s l-like saying Itchy-Itsy-Ditsy-Izuocha b-becoming c-canon w-w-was somehow a m-m-mistake,”
Reader-kun pauses as he takes a deep breath,
“a-and not th-the o-obvious e-endgame f-for th-these cuh-characters the way that Creator-sama w-wrote th-them.”
Reader-kun takes another deep breath. He couldn’t believe how two words have a profound and deep effect on his human psyche so much so that he sustained damage on his physique too. He reckons this "fix it" fad is as bad as chapter 430. He is, needless to say, traumatized. And he is entitled to compensation!
How could people deny Creator-sama’s canonization? How DARE they act like they somehow know better than Creator-sama himself! Sure it only implied heteronormativity, but one must not underestimate the power a “dap me up” holds!
He stares at his phone for hours, pleased that a lot of people agree with him! He couldn’t sleep. He couldn’t even eat! A few minutes have passed and Artist-sama is not replying at all! How dare she have a life outside Tweeter?
Artist-sama, sensing Reader-kun’s crisis, humors him and deletes her work.
Reader-kun, who hasn’t moved on his spot as this is more important than anything, instantly opens his notifications and is delighted with what he sees.
Artist-sama replied and deleted her work! What good news! Almost as good as the implied heteronormal canon! It only took almost a full day, but whatever.
Reader-kun replies to Artist-sama. Deleting her fanwork is not enough. She must never do it again, using the cursed words “fix it”. She should learn her lesson once and for all. After all, she is not a Creator-sama.
“Honestly, you’re a bigger person than I am for deleting the original post and reuploading this without the original questionable caption!”
Honestly, Artist-sama is not a bigger person at all because if she were, she wouldn’t have posted a fix it in the first place! How dare she act like a Creator-sama? But whatever, Reader-kun is pleased with himself. But he added for good measure,
“Just think about what the term “fix it” might imply in the future. If you simply hadn’t written that then I wouldn’t have been bothered by this (admittedly well drawn) comic.”
Reader-kun is torn about the last bit. He hates to admit it but the comic is indeed well-drawn. Artist-sama is gifted by the gods. (Reader-kun is not jealous at all! That's why he had to type "admittedly well drawn" twice!) So why is she making art of the not-canon instead of the canon when canon is clearly superior? Why are people making art that is not-canon? He can never understand these silly people.
He looks at the number of works listed under canon and not canon. There are almost a hundred thousand under not-canon. And only less than ten thousand for canon. But he has hope. He has hope that ALL artists and writers will make works for canon once they are educated by enlightened people like him. It's not harassment or entitlement at all, it's called enlightening and educating the masses. They just need someone like himself to show them the light! That is his role after all, not to create but to make others do the work!
Reader-kun is satisfied. Oh how smart he is! Oh how amazing he is! Reader-kun sugoi! A lot of people agree with him and called him their spokesperson and representative. Lots of those people are called dudebros, but whatever! What matters is his voice being heard and broadcasted to the masses! Being a protector of canon sure is hard work! He has to defend Creator-sama's honor! Another job well done for Reader-kun! He deserves a good night's sleep after this!
He sleeps soundly knowing that he is right and what is implied is canon by Creator-sama.