
WTF Kyoko!
Sakura grinned, "There it is. Home!"
Naruto, "I can't wait to see everyone and check on Nee - chan."
Itachi chuckled, "I am sure she is alright, Naruto - kun. Sasuke - kun would never allow anything to happen to her."
Sakura, "Agreed, he is basically her overprotective brother."
Naruto, "I know, but the last time when they were together, they ended up planning world dominion."
Itachi snorted amusedly, "Oh yes, it happened before during the time you were not in the village."
Sakura startled, "Wait a minute! They were serious about taking over the world with medicine? I thought they were being hypothetical with that."
Naruto sighed, "Knowing them they will do it. They already have a huge reputation because of a lot of medical techniques that do not require chakra."
Itachi said mildly, "People could say they already have control over the medical world. Lady Tsunade's habit of drunken bragging about them does not help in matters either."
Sakura, "Right.... Ah! Here we are, Konoha. Hello Kobe - kun, we are back."
Kobe the guard for the morning shift smiled, "Welcome back Sakura - chan, Itachi - sempai and Naruto - kun. How was the mission?"
Itachi, "It went exceptionally well. We are looking at an increase in products from Ame from next month."
Kobe, "That sounds like a wonderful outcome. Oh Naruto - kun, your nee - chan and Sasuke - kun have gone into lock down."
Naruto, "They have what? I knew things were going too well."
Kobe raised a hand in a placating manner, "I am not fully aware of the details but it seems something big happened and Karin - dono the Head of Grass medical centre is here too."
Sakura, "Naruto - kun, head to the hospital, we will report to Godaime - sama about the mission."
Itachi nodded, "Go! Find out what is happening."
Naruto, "Thank you Sakura - chan, Itachi - nii."
Naruto rushed to where his team would go during a lock down, it was an area littered with seals. Here only the three of them and people they allowed inside could enter and Naruto sensed three more. Naruto used his chakra to enter the area and went in search of his team that he could sense inside the house that was built to defend against any invaders and attackers. The garden was in full bloom with different summer flowers swaying in the sun but he ignored it and headed straight for the house in the middle. Naruto knocked before opening the door and stopped feeling stunned by the scene before him.
Naruto, "Since when do we run an orphanage?"
Kyoko, "Welcome back Naruto and congratulations it's a boy."
Sasuke swatted her head, "That is not how you tell someone they are a parent."
Naruto gaped, "What the fuck, nee - chan? I am pretty sure Sasuke is a guy like me and if anyone should get pregnant between us it would be me. I have the fox inside me after all."
Kyoko, "Nah! Not necessarily, I mean why carry the burden when Orochimaru did most of the work for us?"
Naruto took a deep breath, "Once again what the fuck nee - chan?"
Karin snorted, "Long story short, Orochimaru has been collecting our DNA to create human sized weapons."
Neji, "Either that or a new body to take over."
Naomi, "I reckon it's the second one."
Sasuke took out the DNA tests results, "Sarada is mine and Karin - chan's, Boruto is yours and Naomi - nee's and Kawaki is Kyoko and Neji's kid."
Naruto, "Mine?"
Naomi, "Yeah, want to hold him?"
Naruto nodded as the blond toddler looked up at him and cooed making Naruto melt at the sight. Sasuke pushed him to get a shower first and then to join them to which Naruto agreed and headed to get a warm shower. Kyoko had a smile on her face as she cooed at Kawaki who crawled over to her from Neji. The older shinobi was staring at the toddler like the little one was the most precious thing in the world. But then again the three toddlers most definitely were at this point, having the three babies kind of changed a lot of things. Kyoko had been planning on going after Orochimaru again but now having a kid around changed a lot of things.
Sasuke walked over to give the three a check up and their weight had increased and hopefully they would get to the stable weight soon. Naruto questioned him over what happened and Sasuke got him up to date on the latest mission Kyoko had gone to and the result of said mission. Naruto had another 'What the fuck nee - chan?' expression on his face. He would have voiced it if Boruto did not catch his attention again by pulling his hair and babbling at him. Naruto nuzzled the blond baby and could hear his own parents who had been quiet earlier coo at Boruto as well. They had been quite shell shocked too earlier but now were smitten by the little guy.
Naruto, "Hey Boru - chan, I guess I am your Dad."
Naomi, "We need to figure out how to tell others and how to raise him."
Karin, "Especially Sarada, I have my responsibilities as the Head Medic of Grass Hospital."
Neji, "The Hyuuga clan will be very ecstatic to know that Kawaki is mine and Kyoko's but there is a big problem."
Kyoko sighed, "They will try to marry us to each other."
Naomi bristled, "No, absolutely not. I mean I love you Naruto - kun, you are basically my brother. However I like girls not boys."
Naruto grumbled, "And I am gay. This is going to be complicated, isn't it?"
Karin sighed, "I do not even want to get married. I am happy as a single unmarried woman."
Kyoko, "Ditto that Karin - chan. I am not ready for marriage either. I am happy as a surrogate mother but marriage is a whole other ball game."
Neji, "Perhaps but it is not a bad thing, is it?"
Kyoko smiled, "Of course not but I know myself better than anyone else in this world. I would be a terrible marriage partner."
Naomi protested, "No, you would not."
Kyoko raised her hand, "Yes, I would Naomi - chan. I am the type who would kill the Hokage if I find out they are a danger to my kids. I would not want my family to be involved in such a dangerous situation especially my kids."
Neji stared at the brunette, "I can't even argue with that statement."
Naruto, "Even me, nee - chan?"
Kyoko, "You would face a worse outcome, outoto."
Naruto shivered but asked, "What do you mean?"
Kyoko chuckled, "You would be sealed away and under my strict care. The hell training I gave you before would be nothing compared to the rehabilitation I put you through."
Naruto eeped in his mind but nodded outside, "Right! Just as I expected of you nee - chan. I can always trust you to ensure I do not become evil."
Kyoko, "I also expect you to stop me if I go off the rails Naru - chan. I hope these situations never come up but we know our luck and well.... "
Sasuke groaned, "You just had to remind us, Koko - tan."
Kyoko, "Someone has to keep records of our past shenanigans."
Naomi sighed, "Koko - tan, do you really believe one of us would actually go insane?"
Kyoko hummed, "I certainly hope not but with Orochimaru working in the shadows and a group gunning for Lord Kyuubi.... I say anything is possible nowadays, also have you forgotten what happened in that universe?"
Naruto paused, "I became evil in that world."
Kyoko, "Exactly so it is possible it is either mine or Sasuke's turn now to become evil."
Karin, "But you are not evil though."
Sasuke, "Not voluntarily we are not Karin - chan. However you never know what may happen in the future."
Neji, "Okay that's enough talking about dark sides. Let's get to the important thing today. We agreed to announce the little one's presence in two weeks."
Sasuke, "I really wanted them to have a bit more time but yes, it would be better if we got this out of the way."
Naruto, "We can do it at the Sarutobi compound call the clans and all our families there first. We can tell the rest of the village at a later date, family comes first."
Kyoko smiled, "Si, mi famiglia."
Neji, "That language again. Will you ever tell us?"
Sasuke smirked, "Nope! That's team seven's code language."
Naomi pouted, "Oh come on! Tell us."
Naruto, "Hey, this is our language, make your own."
Karin, "You made your own language, tell me, please ~"
Kyoko, "Sorry nope, this is for team seven only. But if you want there is another language we do not mind sharing with you."
Neji, "Oh?"
Naruto, "It is called Kugo."
Karin, "Kugo?"
Kyoko, "Yeah, we will share that later, now let's focus on the little ones."
Sasuke, "This is going to be either messy or a big change."
Naruto, "You are telling me. I will send my clones out to make sure the place is secure. I am sure our Senseis will support us too."
Naomi, "I have not told Anko - Sensei anything yet."
Kyoko, "Kakashi - Sensei knows because he is still one of the top ANBU members."
Neji, "I will have to inform Gai, Lee and Tenten about this development as well."
Kyoko, "Oh yeah, you, Lee and Tenten are in a relationship with each other."
Neji, "It is useful for us as it helps increase our chances of keeping each other safe during missions."
Kyoko's eyes twinkled, "This means Kawaki will have four parents not two."
Neji chuckled, "That as well yes."
To be honest Neji was expecting Kyoko to protest against his relation with Tenten and Lee just like his clan elders did. But he really should have known better than to come to that conclusion, Kyoko was a person who valued the happiness of her loved ones over societal norms. As long as they were happy and did not hurt anyone else she would support them without a doubt. Naomi looked like she wanted to say something about that but stopped deciding to talk about this later. Neji had a feeling he knew what it was about, after all Naomi's crush on Kyoko was not a hidden secret.
The next few days went by with Neji updating his team on what happened getting a reaction similar to Naruto from them. Neji's lips twitched in amusement and after a while both Tenten and Lee were gushing over Kawaki. Naomi had done the same for her team and to say Torune and Sakura gave an exhausted sigh was not a surprise. They were just glad their teammates and friends were safe and no world ending event was occurring. Karin did not have a team anymore only a support group of trained medics who were running the hospital back home. Soon enough the day of announcements arrived and they gathered at the Sarutobi compound.
Azuma, "Goodness, both Uchiha and Hyuuga clans under my roof."
Tsunade, "Some things happened."
Azuma, "Let me guess Kyoko?"
Tsunade took a deep breath then released it, "Yes Kyoko."
Itachi went in search for Sasuke, "Are you alright?"
Sasuke, "Hey nii - chan, yeah we are good."
Itachi eyed the little girl in Sasuke's arms, "Something you forgot to tell us Sasuke?"
Sasuke shook his head, "Not really. It will be announced today. Their safety came first."
Itachi, "I will handle Dad but you are on your own with mom."
Sasuke, "I get the feeling she would be too busy to shout at me."
Hanabi, "I wonder what they will announce."
Hinata, "Who knows? I just arrived yesterday after my mission. I have not seen Neji nii - san around though."
Tsunade cleared her throat getting their attention, "Respected clans, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming in such short notice. We have an announcement to make. First we are increasing the security around the village."
Tsunade raised her hand to pause any questions, "The reason is because Orochimaru has gotten his hands on the DNA of certain clans. We suspect his student is involved."
Tsunade watched the clan heads murmur, "Second, congratulations to the clans on their new generation."
Fugaku, "What do you mean Hokage - sama?"
Tsunade, "Bring them and introduce them."
Kyoko, "This is Kawaki the baby created with mine and Neji's DNA."
Naruto, "This is Boruto, he was created from mine and Naomi's DNA."
Sasuke stepped forward, "And this is Sarada, she was created using mine and Karin's DNA."
Neji, "None of us agreed to it however."
Karin, "This was done without our consent."
Naomi, "So congratulations you are grandparents."
Ino said what everyone thought, "WHAT THE FUCK, KYOKO?"
Kyoko shrugged, "Yeah, shit happened during my mission. I will not lie."