> BE GAMZEE LASTNAME BOY:
You are Gamzee Macarena. You are currently on a romantical date with your bestest bro ever ever ever Tabo Nibo. You are at Lesbian KFC, and are currently CHOWING DOWN on this sick pb&j sandwich. Fuck, it's delicous. But... you notice something about the peanut butter. You pick up the top piece of bread, looking down at it.
"dUdE. hOoOoOoOlY sHiT. iS tHaT tYlEr ThE cReAtOr WiTh ThE lEsBiAn FlAg On HiS fAcE!!!!????Do:"
"uH, wHAT? wHAT THE FUCK, uH, sORRY MY TOURETTES, uH, iS IT MAN? }',:("
> BE TYLER THE CREATOR NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW THE FOG IS COMINGGHHHUHGGH
You are now Tyler, the Crator. Currently, you are in a pb&j sandwich in Lesbian KFC. You don't know how you got here, or why you're here. You might actually write a song about this, as it is really inspiring. And beauitful. Like twerking for A$AP Rocky. You like to lick him sometiems. But that's besides the point. You are in a pb&j sandwich. You are in a pb&j sandwich. You think about how you want to cuddle with A$AP Rocky right now. But right now yoaure cuddling with penis butter and jelly sandwich. This isn't the best situation to be with. Suddenly, you feel the top bread being lifted and light fills your eyeballs. You see the face of this weird alien juggalo guy wholooks high off his fucking ass fuck FUCK!!!!!!!
You hear him speak. His voice was really loud to you because you are tiny and in a pb&j sandwich. He kind of sounds like you. Strange. Must be a pibby glitch. Anyways. He was talking to someone else, probably his GAY BRO. Like you and A$AP Rocky. This is weird as fuck.
"dUuUuDe ItS lIkE a MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClE uP iN hErE i CanT bEliEvE tYlEr ThE cReAtOr Is In My PeNiS bUtTeR jElLy JaM sAnDwIcH tAvBrO"
"aRE, yOU SURE YOURE NOT, uH, hALLUCINONANTING,,??.? i DON'T SEE TYLER, tHE CREATOR IN YOUR PB&J,, oR, uH, aNYONE FOR THAT MATTER"
"aRe YoU mOtHeRfUcKiN sAyIn,"
"tAvBrO, aRe YoU sAyIn' ThAt ThE mOtHeRfUcKiN' mIrAcLe Of TyLeR tHe CrAtOr BeIn' In My PeNiS jElLy SaMdIcH iS fAlSe AnD uNrEaL"
"tHaT's NoT mOtHeRfUcKiN' cOoL mAn ThAt'S lIkE dIsReSpeCtInG mY ReLiGiOn AnD sHiT wHaT tHe MoThErFuCk BrO"
> STOP being tyler the create because apparnetly he ISN'T THERE AND WE LIED TO YOU. sorry. Just Be Gamzee Now