I Was Reborn as a Jinchuriki, but I Chose to Be a Director

I suppressed a laugh and pretended not to understand. "What?"The man before me sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. "Naruto, please come back to the village. We can fix this!"I forced my heartbeat to steady as I casually ran a hand through my red hair. Damn it. How did he find me?-----------------------------------In a world where people breathe fire, throw kunai, and throw all common sense out the window, some cosmic prank decided I should be reincarnated as Naruto Uzumaki. I mean, seriously. Of all the people in the world, why him?Look, I get that Naruto is the "hero of Konoha" and all that, but there's no way I’m sacrificing my life for a village that’s put him through the wringer. I had my plans. Secret ones. I’d decided long ago I wasn’t sticking around Konoha. I was going to run away and make something of myself—something no one would expect. A career where no one would ask me to fight for my life on the regular. I was going to be... a movie director.Ridiculous, right? Not when you’re me, and not when you’re Naruto.But then came the biggest twist of all. Turns out, my parents weren’t dead after all.