Pairing:
Hashirama x Tobirama
Madara x Tobirama
Izuna x Tobirama
Tobirama was researching jutsu in his laboratory when the door suddenly swung open. A dark figure rushed in, wrapping slender arms around his long, lithe body, burying its face into the crook of his neck, inhaling the scent of the person in its embrace.
"Brother, let me go," Tobirama said flatly.
"No, no wayyyy! Tobirama, you're always stuck in this lab and never pay any attention to your dear older brother!" Senju Hashirama tightened his arms around him. If it weren’t for those two troublemakers back at home, he would’ve rushed (sprinting all the way) here much sooner.
Tobirama, with a brush in one hand and a scroll in the other, calmly read through the text on the scroll while jotting down notes, completely ignoring his older brother's antics—even the hands that were continuously wandering over his body.
"Where are Izuna and Madara? Didn't they come with you?" Tobirama asked.
"Nope! It took all my effort to deal with the mess they left at home. I just sent them off on missions and immediately rushed over here to see you. I missed you sooo much! Come home already, Tobirama!"
Tobirama finally snapped at the incessant "Tobirama, Tobirama, Tobirama." He mercilessly gave his brother a chop on the head.
"Shut up! You leave unfinished duties to run over here. And you three! Causing chaos in the village by day and leaving me half-dead by night. Go home? Dream on! I’m not going home!"
Not going home! Not going home! Not going home! It had to be said three times for emphasis.
"Hmph, just the lab, just some duties, just being Hokage—what's the big deal? Today, you belong to me. Are you saying I can't carry you home even for a single day?" With that, Hashirama pushed his younger brother onto the large table, taking care to avoid the fragile vials and test tubes. If any of them broke, his fate would be worse than theirs.
Using Wood Release, Hashirama restrained Tobirama, lifted his chin, and kissed him passionately, savoring the sweetness of his lips. Caught off guard, Tobirama's mouth fell open, and Hashirama took the chance to plunge his tongue inside, like a snake greedily tasting the warm honeyed depths.
Tobirama was dazed from the kiss, his body going limp. By the time his brother let go, his usually sharp mind was foggy. His beautiful face flushed red, and his signature bloodstone-like phoenix eyes glimmered with a thin layer of moisture. His pale skin, perpetually fair, was now tinged with an alluring pink. Hashirama swallowed hard, his throat dry, as his body below had already stirred, crying out for release.
"Br..Brother, no... you can't..."
Ignoring his younger brother’s protests, Hashirama leaned down to kiss the flawless white neck. His lips were just two centimeters away when—
"Tobiramaaa, we’re back! If it weren’t for that shameless Hashirama abusing his position of power, then—" Uchiha Izuna burst into the lab with an elated grin, his eyes crinkled with joy as he rushed forward to hug his beloved after completing a mission. But when he opened his eyes and saw the scene in front of him, his excitement vanished, replaced by a dark aura. His Sharingan spun to life, glowing with an ominous red as he glared at Hashirama.
"Izuna? Why are you just standing there? Tobirama’s not in here—HASHIRAMAAAA! What are you doing? Get off him now!" Uchiha Madara, who had followed behind, stopped in his tracks as he saw his younger brother freeze. Moving forward to see what Izuna saw, his fury erupted at the sight.
Old grievances and fresh fury surged together as Madara charged in, yanking Hashirama off his "wife." Izuna, meanwhile, helped Tobirama sit up, holding him protectively while shooting daggers at Hashirama, who was now grappling with Madara.
"Why are you so mad? I sit here every day processing village affairs while you all get to stay close to him! Is that fair, Madaraaa?! Today’s the first time I have free time, and you two just had to barge in and ruin it!"
"Shut up! Acting like you actually work seriously when you just slack off the moment I’m not looking! You get to sign papers next to Tobirama while we deal with clan matters and missions across the border! Fair my ass!"
"Madara’s right, isn’t he, Tobirama?" Izuna chimed in, seizing the moment to stir the pot further. He turned to Tobirama, whose face darkened as the three bickered loudly.
"Water Release: Great Water Wall!"
A wave of water surged forward, tossing all three of them out of the room. Tobirama slammed the door shut and, before bidding them goodbye, left them with one final message: "If you want to cause chaos, do it at home. Stop disturbing me and the village. I’ll return when I feel like it. Goodbye!" With that, he activated the lab’s highest-level barrier, completely crushing any hope Hashirama had of bringing him home.
Outside, the three soaked "husbands" called out Tobirama’s name like wet cats. But their beloved wife paid no mind~
Madara smacked Hashirama on the head before helplessly turning to his brother. They could only look at the closed door, defeated. Poor Madara—he hadn’t even gotten a chance to enjoy a single moment and now had to head back empty-handed.
Thus, the grand plan to bring their wife home was born.