Cat
Original Prompt: Cat
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It was the squeaky, rubbery sound of the costume that alerted the kunochi to Naruto's presence. “Eh, what do you think?” he remarks proudly, showing off his new costume.
Sakura purses her lips, “is this...what you want to wear to the party?”
“Yea...wh...is this not a good costume?”
Sakura inhales, and holds onto her laughter, “its just...its a little much, isn't it?”
The popularity of such a costume being worn more by woman aside, Naruto's inability to walk properly in the decked shoes that came with the outfit proves enough entertainment on its own. Naruto frowns, and remarks, “this outfit is unisex”.
Sakura nods, looking the feline-like latex suit up and down, “I'm sure”.
“Don't discriminate, Sakura-chan!”
The kunochi holds up her hands, “okay, right, if you like the costume, then so do I”.
“Thank you,” Naruto replies, exasperated by Sakura's behaviour.
Sakura, through pure determination, continues on by restraining herself from giggling, making jokes, or even smiling at Naruto's choice of attire. She offers the blond a drink, and the pair begin to chat in the kitchen. Her discipline to this shines through as she finds each passing second easier to forget Naruto's choice of attire – that is, until Sasuke arrives home.
“You went to the wrong side of the sex shop, idiot?” Sasuke teases, heading towards the fridge, and opening it to see what drink he can grab.
Naruto screeches his reply of, “shut it, bastard. Don't discriminate!”
Sasuke rolls his eyes, “why did you let him in the apartment, Sakura?”
The kunochi looks between both men, “I didn't,” she replies quietly.
Sasuke exhales, “so he broke in again”.
“Can you not talk about me like I'm not here,” Naruto interjects.
Sakura turns to him, “sorry,” she adds on quickly.
Sasuke snorts, “seriously idiot, why are you wearing that?”
Naruto huffs, “its unisex, and I like it!”
Sasuke pauses with a scrutinising expression. He glances over towards Sakura – 'what...do I do here?'
Sakura frowns, and implores with a glare – 'support Naruto's choice, Sasuke-kun'.
Sasuke turns back to the blond. He clears his throat, “right...if you like the costume, then so do I”.
Naruto smiles, and replies with exasperation “thank you”.