1 - Fudge the Sage
Haruno Sakura has enough experience with team 7 and their particular brand of crazy, ridiculous, or borderline world-changing to know that she has been reborn. Sakura can tell because of the bright white light. She can tell because she’s being lifted with one hand.
Sakura can tell because she’s the second smartest person in her graduating class and possibly the village.
She doesn’t know how it happened.
She doesn’t know when it happened.
She doesn’t even know why it happened.
She just knows that even as blurry-eyed as she is, the mauve hair she can barely make out and the blubbering she hears distantly is her father.
That the tired but fond sharp tone and reprimand she can’t quite yet understand is her mother.
She doesn’t have a clear grasp on her chakra pool and is thus unable to do a seal-less ‘kai’ but she’s confident that this isn’t a genjutsu.
Given the crying sound ringing in her ears distantly and the fact that whoever is holding her looks like a giant, Haruno Sakura is confident that she is a baby.
Fuck the sage…