Bonus Chapter (Aftermath)
"Brother, where are you going?"
Tobirama grip Hashirama's wrist when Hashirama was about to escape from the hokage office, to meet his sweet love.
"Getting lunch with Madara."
Hashirama says nonchalantly.
"Oh really? Do you remember that you lose the bet?"
Tobirama rummage his pocket, as Hashirama face went pale.
"Noo!!!!" Hashirama whines as Tobirama read the contract out loud.
"I, Hashirama agree to bet, that Madara Uchiha doesn't have any feelings for me. If i am right, i win, and Tobirama will do a week workload and treat me food everyday for a week. If i am wrong, and Madara indeed feel something towards me, then i lose, so I will work on the past week workload in one day, and treat foods Tobirama for a week."
Tobirama clear his throat.
"That's what it said, and you sign on it."
Tobirama show the paper to Hashirama, as Hashirama walk back to his desk and slump over the desk, tears fall like a waterfall and make a puddle on his desk.
"I told you so. You always lose a bet."
Tobirama grins smugly.
"And it was obvious anyway. That Uchiha is oggling you in every chance he got."
Tobirama grunts and roll his eyes.
"What??? he does???"
Hashirama gasp as he blush and smirks sheepishly, knowing how much Madara loves him back then.
"You're too blind and too denial to see it. Now go back to work, and give me money for lunch."
Tobirama reach out his hand and demand money.
"Hiks- my little brother is robbing me"
Hashirama pick up his onigiri shaped coin wallet and hand several coins to Tobirama.
"This isn't gonna be enough, brother!"
Tobirama click his tongue.
"I gamble everything away!! look, thats the only coins i got!"
Hashirama flip down his wallet and cries again.
"Stupid brother."
Tobirama roll his eyes and left.
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"Hello? Who the fuck are you, daring to call my office! This better be important."
Madara yell into the telephone that keeps ringing for the last 5 minutes. He hates taking phonecalls.
"hiks- hiks- huaaaa Madaraaaaaa"
It was the stupid idiot hokage.
"...you're so fucking dumb! Why would you bet on something so OBVIOUS, and you say if you lose, you will do a week of workload in one day?!"
Madara click his tongue, but he was secretly was trying to handle himself, preventing him laughing out loud.
"Hiks...i was just- blurting things. I like gambling and yet i always lose."
Hashirama pouts as he sigh.
"THEN STOP GAMBLING, YOU MOTHERFUCKER-"
Madara grip his telephone tightly, trying not to slam it and broke it for the 10th time this week.
"I'll help you."
Madara grunts as he sigh.
"I'll bring several recourses with me too."
Madara sigh and end the call, as he prepared to take off.
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"Hah..that was quite a good meal. Good thing the ramen guy know my situation. I told him to charge my brother for my ramen the next time he come."
Tobirama grunts as he walks back into the office.
He take a sweet time for his lunch, strolling at the village, teaching kids some jutsu. And when he come back, it was only one hour away to the end of worktime anyway.
Tobirama was walking at the hallway, when he sense not one, not two, but fucking-TEN chakra in the office?!
No, more like four chakra, and the others are chakra clones.
Oh god.
Tobirama walks inside, preparing for the chaos that is waiting for him.
He opened the door and saw the office were literally in chaos, papers flying everywhere, fucking 5 of Hashirama's clone and none of them are doing any work!
Clone 1: Watering fake plant
Clone 2: Entering a cupboard to find some snacks
Clone 3: Carving wood statue
Clone 4: Scribbling moustache on Tobirama's photo on the wall
Clone 5: sleeping on the desk
Tobirama couldn't process anything, yet we was welcomed with another chaotic situation.
"Stupid Hashirama! You're not supposed to agree that!"
"No Madara!!!! Exchanging corps is a good deal!"
"YES BUT NOT 1000kilo of rices in exchange of 2000kilo of FUCKING MUSHROOM!!!"
"but i like mushroom soup-"
"YOU LIKE MUSHROOM YOUR ASS!!! THAT'S IT!! JUST GAMBLE AWAY OUR VILLAGE, YOU STUPID HOKAGE!!!"
"WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID, YOU GLOOMY EMO UCHIHA!!"
"WAAAAHHH!!!"
"Okay Madara-sama Hashirama-sama please calm down."
Hikaku was trying to separate those two who are fighting on the ground, with mokuton all over them and entangling them. Hashirama is pulling Madara's hair and kicking him, Madara is smacking Hashirama's head nonstop, making the hokage become more stupid.
"Should i seal them in a jar? Both of us will probably finish this faster than those two."
Mito said in a mischiveous tone and laugh devilishly.
Tobirama's jaw dropped on the ground, he want to rip off his own head so bad, or maybe flee away from the country, fly to another planet and have a happy little family there as he go fishing everyday.
"Oh, Tobirama-sama. Welcome"
Mito stands up and bow, as everyone else suddenly shut up and didn't make a noise at all.
Tobirama inhales and yell from the top of his lungs, as his chakra ooze out and explode.
"GET OUT!!!!!!!!"
The window glass were all broken and all of them run away from the office, to save their own life.
Tobirama inhales deeply and sigh, eventually he use his clones to fix the mess while he lecture everyone, especially his stupid brother and the emo uchiha guy.
"But..i think this is worth it. Rather than living a life that i don't want."
Hashirama said as he smiles at Madara.
"Hmph..suit yourself. Dumbass."
Madara stick out his tongue.
"I love you, Madara"
Hashirama grins wide and lean his head against Madara's shoulder.
"...i love you too, stupid idiot Hashi."
Madara whispered as he grunts, as Hikaku and Mito were awww-ing towards them.
Tobirama glares, and all of them get back into position and scribble on their paper.
"Dear Sage Six Path please give me a vacation"
Tobirama mumbles in his heart.
After everything that had happened, Tobirama definitely deserve a vacation.