Chapter 4
"Madaraa...i wov you"
Hashirama mumbles in his sleep.
Tobirama was still bringing Hashirama on the way home, raise his eyebrows.
"You what?"
Tobirama asked again.
"Madara..i love you, why dont you believe meee"
Hashirama hiccups and dooze off again.
Tobirama sigh and grunts.
"You two need to talk it out. Seriously."
Tobirama roll his eyes and bring Hashirama to their house.
The next morning, Hashirama wakes up and yawns, not remembering what happened when he was drunk. As always.
He heard Tobirama cooking in the kitchen, he quickly get down from bed to help his brother.
"Good morning Tobirama!"
Hashirama beams as he drink some water then help plate the food.
"Morning, brother."
Tobirama nods and finish his cooking, as Hashirama quickly swoop in to wash the dishes.
"You should've eat first then wash dishes."
Tobirama grunts and shake his head.
"Yeah, but i don't want you to do the dishes so i'll just do it now."
Hashirama starts humming as he wash the pans and pots that Tobirama used to cook.
Hashirama went back to the dinning room, and saw the table full of food.
"Wow! this is amazing."
Hashirama beams and sit down.
"Thanks for the food, Tobirama. You're the best."
Hashirama clasp his hand together and start eating.
"Brother. You need to talk with Madara."
Tobirama munch his food and glance at Hashirama.
"Huh? Talk about what? he didnt do anything wrong."
Hashirama start getting skeptical at Tobirama.
Tobirama raise his eyebrows too.
"That's not what I meant. You need to adress how you feel towards him. While sober."
Tobirama emphasize on the word sober.
"I don't understand what you're talking about, Tobirama. Care to elaborate?"
Hashirama tilt his head.
"Wow seriously? Do you even remember anything you say when you're drunk?"
Tobirama roll his eyes.
"Hmm..Right! i don't"
Hashirama laugh out loud.
"You keep saying Madaraaaa i wov youuu"
Tobirama mimic hashirama behaviour, then he realize how cringe it is and gag.
"Wow, no way. You're pranking me!"
Hashirama play with his food then take a big bite.
"Why would I play with you? I'm saving you from embarassment. You keep saying that nonstop until you fall asleep. I think you need to let it out."
Tobirama roll his eyes.
"I don't have anything for Madara, Tobirama. You're reading this all wrong."
Hashirama still try to deny.
"I'm reading wrong your ass!!! You say it yourself in your sleep and when you're drunk!"
Tobirama point at Hashirama with frustration.
"For the record, everyone knows how you feel towards Madara. That's why some of them wonder why you accept Mito as your future wife."
Tobirama drop the bomb, and Hashirama went histerical as he panic.
"What?!! What????? You're- you're joking! What are you saying!!"
Hashirama wails his hand as he start sweating.
"I'm not joking, brother. Everyone knows how you feel towards Madara. Even Madara himself."
Tobirama grunts in frustration.
"WHAT?????"
Hashirama yell right in Tobirama's ear almost making the younger brother deaf.
"BROTHER!! STOP SCREAMING IN MY EARS!!!"
Tobirama smack Hashirama's head then Hashirama sulk in the corner.
"You need to face it! Everyone knows. Even Madara knows. He doesn't want to ask you because he think you're toying him! And you are engaged to Lady Mito."
Tobirama grunts and glance at Hashirama.
"...You know the whole thing with Lady Mito right? and beside that, Madara doesn't love me back. Ofcourse i'd just get engaged to Mito and live a happy life, rather than confessing to Madara, get depressed from being rejected!"
Hashirama stand up and pat down his pants.
"Brother, you can't know how Madara feels if you don't talk to him."
Tobirama sigh softly.
"I will bet you- on-"
Hashirama thought for a bit.
"I will bet you on my bonsais! That Madara doesn't love me back!"
Hashirama exclaims and laugh.
"I dont need your bonsais. And stop betting everything! You stupid gambler."
Tobirama grunts.
"I'll uh...i'll bet on a week of paperwork that i've neglect. If i lose, i will work on it. If i win, you'll do those instead."
Hashirama grins wide, feeling confident.
"You dare bet on paperworks on how Madara feels about you?!"
Tobirama starts getting frustrated.
"Yes! oh-"
Hashirama added.
"I'll treat you in a week. If i lose that is. If i win, you treat me in a week."
Hashirama grins smugly.
"You know you're so stupid brother? You always lose in gamble and this is the most obvious thing!!!"
Tobirama roll his eyes.
"I'm positive for this one. He saw nothing in me!"
Hashirama smiles wide.
"Whatever you dumb brother. I'll write down the bet thing, and you better be responsible."
Tobirama whip out paper and quill out of nowhere. He quickly write down the agreement and sign it, then ask Hashirama to sign it too.
Hashirama sign it happily, with grin on his face. He can't wait to win!
"...You need to talk to him today. There is an open party at Uchiha compound, you go there and talk to him."
Tobirama added again.
"And no getting drunk! Please!"
Tobirama groans and shove down the document into his pockets.
"Alright, alright. Let's go to work for today."
Hashirama hug Tobirama's shoulder and walk next to his annoyed brother.