So once apon a time, in a very VERY modern castle town. There were two goddesses.
And they were very, fucking hungry so like a logical person would, they went to the damn wingstop across the street because mcdonalds was closed. tragic
So like the absolute badasses they were, they fucking kicked down the door of the establishement.
" WHO THE FUCK IS WORKING HERE. "
" uhhhhhhhhhnmkdd me- " A green haired girl with a bow spoke up.
" oh great its you god fucking DAMNIT- " shikyou screeched, looking at her.
tsukuyomi stared at shikyou. " bro stfu and order our damn meal pookie "
" beisbdksnsksnd- ok anyways right soooo- lesbian!- "
" mai- "
" same fucking thing. "
" you work here right??? "
" yes shikyou.. " mai would sigh
" so can we get everything on the menu- only the BEST for my beloved pookie bear :3 " shikyou would blink and look at tsukuyomi
" i will fucking make you sleep on the couch do not pull this shit " tsukuyomi gazed at shikyou
" D: "
" ok so thatsss like " mai would do her calcuations
" 1,096,084.49 yen "
" what the f— ok ykw yeah sure :3 "
" hey mai can you turn around i think i see akari!!! "
" OH WHE- "
and then blah blah blah shikyou beheaded mai and then they ran out the wingstop with one of everything on the fucking menu the end