I don't like you. Moi non plus

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I don't like you. Moi non plus
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Beer & coffee

Vi was waiting for Caitlyn, leaning against the half-closed wrought iron gate, after quickly changing in the school’s bathroom. She never felt comfortable undressing in front of people, let alone in front of her. Vi sighed, releasing a thick cloud of steam from her mouth. Winter was slowly settling in Paris. She crossed her arms, tightening her leather jacket around her body, thinking about the biting cold that would invade her apartment in a few weeks.

In a few short, sharp sentences, Vi and Caitlyn had agreed to meet up for a drink. Neither of them had been able to talk in the principal’s office, too stunned by what had just happened.

"Sorry, I hope I didn’t keep you waiting too long," Caitlyn said, her boots echoing on the cobblestones. It was the first time Vi had seen her out of uniform: a black coat reaching her ankles, jeans that hugged her long, muscular legs. While she looked stunning in her school uniform, it didn’t do her justice, and Vi had to stop herself from gawking.

Vi had never been considered short, but Caitlyn was a good head taller, and she didn’t mind at all. On the contrary, she had always had a thing for tall, unattainable women.

With some effort, Vi tore her gaze away and turned on her heels, heading toward the nearest café. She bit her lip: Pull it together, Vi.

"You coming? I’m freezing my ass off." She didn’t turn around, but she could tell from the sound of footsteps on the sidewalk that Caitlyn was following her.

 


 

"Un café pour moi, je vous prie, sans sucre" 

"Une pinte, blonde, merci" 

The waitress left with their orders and Vi surveyed the surroundings. Large stained glass windows let the evening light fade onto the wooden tables, covering them with a multicolored glow. Thick, plush cushions spilled over the chairs and benches. A curtain of transparent beads separated the kitchen from the room, tinkling to the rhythm of the dishes coming out. Red, green, pink— the colors clashed, but this chaos gave it a certain coherence. Dreamcatchers hung from the ceiling, crocheted blankets carelessly thrown, tarot cards available for self-service... Vi felt like she was swimming in all the hippie-witchy-gay clichés of Pinterest. I should bring Powder here, she’d get a kick out of it.

Vi leaned forward, elbows on the table, hands clasped.

"So, Kiramman."

"Caitlyn."

"What?"

"My name's Caitlyn."

A silence fell, her comment interrupting the train of thought and replacing it with another: Kiramman had a name. She ran a hand over the shaved side of her hair and continued:

"So. Yes. Caitlyn." Saying it for the first time, she appreciated the sound, the way the syllables rolled off her tongue, and a slight blush crept onto her face. "Anyway. As the principal said, I'm here to help you... improve your pastry skills." Vi had chosen a diplomatic phrasing, and Caitlyn nodded slightly, grateful. The truth was, she was disastrous, and without help, passing the year was out of the question.

The waitress returned and placed their drinks, which they took with polite thanks. It was Caitlyn who resumed the conversation, locking eyes with Vi.

"Listen, Vi. I know we got off on the wrong foot, and you're probably going to refuse to help me. I just wanted to clear up the misunderstanding. I’m sorry for the bad joke on the phone. It was just an imitation of my mom, and you showed up at the wrong time. Please, don't take it as my actual opinion."

Her cerulean eyes, so sincere in hers, made Vi slightly choke on her beer, which she had been drinking contentedly. She set her glass down with a sharp thud, hand over her mouth to wipe away the liquid she almost spat out. Vi hadn't expected an apology. She had thought that this snobby girl would kindly tell her that she’d rather find someone else to help her. Her mind worked quickly; she didn't tell her that the principal had practically forced her—except without the knife to the throat—to help.

"Yeah, yeah, okay." The apology had touched her more than she wanted to admit, and she made an effort to take control of the conversation again. "Let's say I help you, what do I get out of it?"

"Mmh." Caitlyn stirred her coffee thoughtfully, not at all caught off guard by the question. "What do you want?"

You. My hand on your neck and your lips on mine.

Vi pushed that intrusive thought away. She was definitely way too horny for this conversation. A pretty, icy face, a body carved from marble—and that was it, her brain stopped working. To hell with the fact that the person in front of her was probably unreachable, certainly straight, and probably looked down on her. Powder had always warned her that she had terrible taste in women.

Vi stared at Caitlyn and suddenly had a brilliant idea. The best idea of the century, actually. A way to make the most of the situation and come out on top. With stars in her eyes, she exclaimed:

"Meat. Meat. I'll trade you a lesson for a kilo of meat."

Caitlyn stared at her and burst out laughing, revealing a slight gap between her front teeth.

"Merde, adorable," Vi thought.

"You want... meat? Are you sure about the word in English? I'm fine with it," Caitlyn said, now laughing uncontrollably, not expecting such a genuine answer.

"Shit, cute," Caitlyn thought.

"Hey, you have no idea how much that shit costs." Caitlyn's laughter was contagious, and Vi smiled despite herself. "If you accept, I get my protein, and you get the most dedicated teacher in the world."

What do you mean, devoted.
Caitlyn's mind wandered to places where pastry lessons ended up on the counter of her kitchen, but this was NOT the time to think about that. And Vi definitely had someone in her life. Instead, she asked a question that had been on her mind since meeting with the principal.

"Wait, I thought you were in bakery?"

"Very observant, Madame." Caitlyn raised an eyebrow and took a sip of her coffee to keep her cool. "I was at the same school last year, but in pastry. Everything went great and I got my diploma, just... bakery is less of a pain in the ass."

"Less... boring?"

"No, less annoying. No frills, no need to spend 50 minutes decorating a cake and making sure everything is perfect. Bread is less of a pain: flour, water, yeast, and done." She took another sip, her pint almost empty. "By the way, can we do the lessons at your place? My place, no way."

Her apartment, with no oven, 9 square meters, mold on the ceiling, would NOT work.

"Yeah, sure! I’ll give you my address." Vi handed her phone to Caitlyn to put in her contact details. When she got it back, she saw the address Caitlyn had just texted her and nearly choked.

"Place du Tertre, you REALLY live at Place du Tertre?"

This girl isn’t just rich, she’s fucking loaded. Vi’s heart tightened, it was bringing back way too many memories from high school—memories she really didn’t want to recall. Some wounds heal in layers.

"Listen, is it cool if I come tomorrow? We’ll do as many sessions as possible, get it all wrapped up ASAP, and then we can go back to our little lives, each on our own."

Caitlyn raised an eyebrow, didn’t say anything, surprised by the tone shift. The shared laughter and casual conversation from just moments ago seemed like a distant memory. A chill had set in.

After agreeing on the time—tomorrow, Saturday, at 2 PM—Vi stood up, paid for both drinks at the counter before Caitlyn even noticed, muttered a "Goodbye," and left.

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