Dumb Christmas mechs fic

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Dumb Christmas mechs fic
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I'm Bad At Tagging Don't Examine This Too Closely This Is STUPID I'm Not Ashamed I LOVE HER SO MUCH I'm just trying to be funny I have no idea how to write this kind of fic I'm so sorry you guys merry christmas to those who celebrate and happy holidays to all this is so bad I Wrote This While Listening to Will Wood please don't question any of this if I get more wrong I'm still half asleep so I'm so sorry if you have questions please feel free to ask I can do my best to explain anything that's confusing i'm so sorry y'all Canon Asexual Character BECAUSE I CAN ACTUALLY SAY THAT NOW MARIUS IS CANONICALLY ASEXUAL He's just a romantic part of the relationship but the others still love him and he loves them too :> just not sexually THERE MIGHT BE SEXUAL JOKES i don't know yet IM DOING TAGS FIRST THERE WON'T BE ANYTHING TOO EXPLICIT I SWEAR THIS IS MEANT FOR EVERYONE IN THE FANDOM Jonny d'Ville and Nastya Rasputina are Siblings because of course they are Also Nastya and Ashes are the only ones with any real authority Nastya can override Ashes authority too Everyone is mildly scared of Nastya and for a good reason too If you can't tell by this Nastya is my favorite mechanism There's not nearly enough content with her in it Especially not in the actual music She deserves better and I will die on that hill No Beta we die like Nastya One of my friends actually said I looked like her once and I cried she's so pretty I SWEAR I'LL HAVE THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE CECIL PALMER IS WILL WOOD FIC OUT SOON I'M ALMOST DONE WITH WRITING IT I'M SO SORRY GUYS
Summary
I'm writing this to be funny because there's so little mechs stuff involving Christmas. If you don't like the whole “With the power of Love we can do anything!” “How the fuck did you verbally capitalize the L in love?” kind of stuff then might not be a good idea to read this. It's very out of character and I'm writing this in a rush cause it's already 10:40 and I haven't had coffee yet. This is solely for entertainment purposes.
Note
MERCHRIMAS TO THE MECHANISMS FANDOM IF YOU CELEBRATE ITI would write fics on other holidays around this time but I don't know enough about the other holidays to properly write them. Sorry ꒪ ^꒪Also for those wondering about the relationships stuff, It's a Polymechs relationship but TS and Nastya aren't involved, because I think TS is now fully aro/ace and is very happy to just be friends with the others, and Nastya only loves her girlfriend like that.THIS IS MEANT TO BE A FUNNY, WHOLESOME FIC, PLEASE DON'T HATE ON IT I'M NOT GOOD AT THIS KIND OF STUFF YET I'M SORRYYYYYYY

Everyone is in the common room. Well, most everyone. Tim and Brian aren't, probably off scheming or cuddling, as always. Jonny and Nastya are arguing about something or other, no one's really paying attention to them. It happens a lot more than you'd expect really. The toy soldier is watching Marius and Ashes play poker because they somehow managed to drag him into playing a round, And Ivy is on the couch reading with Raphaella curled up in her lap.

Overall, it's a mostly peaceful day, really. There hasn't been any gunfire, or any bloodshed at all yet. It's honestly impressive that it hasn't happened yet. 

That's when a very excited Tim runs in, dragging a mildly annoyed but mostly amused Brian along with him. Both of them are wearing matching winter-themed pajamas. It could be everyday themed for some of the planets they recently visited, but knowing Tim it's winter-themed.

"Guys! It's Christmas!" Tim practically shouts, followed up by Brian ruffling his hair.

Jonny groans, heavily annoyed. "Tim, quiet down. You don't have to yell. And what the hell is a 'Christmas'?"

Ivy, who no one realized was paying attention because she hadn't looked up from her book, decides to pipe in with "If I understand correctly, it's a holiday in some religions on earth, often revolving around spending time with family and friends, watching movies, often about love around the holiday time, and giving gifts. It originated-"

Raphaella cuts her off with a small kiss. "Love, you can infodump to me about the origins later." Ivy responds with a small smile, and she sets down the book, pulling her closer and kissing the back of her head.

Tim just rolls his eyes, putting a red and white hat on than no one noticed he had, and adjusting it. “I have a set of matching pajamas for everyone, and anyone who doesn't participate I will find blackmail on for next year.”

This elicits a small laugh from Ashes, who sets their cards down upside down on the table. “You really think you can find blackmail on any of us?” They seem heavily amused at the thought.

Tim grins, looking them dead in the eye. “Did you forget about the time I caught you with one of Jonny's-”

Ashes suddenly stands up. “Tim, don't you dare.” This reaction causes a laugh from Tim. There's silence in the room for a moment, Jonny looking thoroughly confused. Before he can say anything though, Ashes speaks up again, looking almost embarrassed. “Fine. I'll wear your damn pajamas. Just- don't fucking say anything about that ever again.”

Tim looks very satisfied by that response. “Good.”

Jonny, who is finally able to get a word in, decides to speak up now. “What the hell did you have that was mine, and what were you doing with it?”

He gets no response, and right before he can say anything else, Marius speaks up. “I wouldn't mind matching pajamas.”