[door creaks open]
"Hey, Jaquen. C'mon, Doctor Who is about to start."
"A man will be there once he changes out of his work clothes." *pause* "A girl has been redecorating."
"Yeah, I found this place online that sells all this stuff. Pretty cute, huh?"
"A girl must not take magic so lightly!"
"They're children's books with a good message about being brave and stuff. Don't hate."
"A man does admit that the stuffed owl is kind of cool, though."
"Told you. Hurry up, go change so we can watch the show. Seriously."
[footsteps down the hall]
[a long, horrified moment of silence]
[stompy feet back up the hall]
"A girl will take the poster off a man's bedroom door."
"No way. It's awesome."
"A girl will take it down NOW."
"Make me."
"The poster is awful. A man is obviously a Slytherin."
"Oh, c'mon. The Lannisters are Slytherins. You don't wanna be in there with them."
"A man could be a Gryffindor if he wanted to. Or he MIGHT be a Ravenclaw. MAYBE."
"Sorry, Jaquen, but nobody can argue with the Sorting Hat."
"A man is TOTALLY NOT A HUFFLEPUFF!"
*end*