listen.
listennnnnnnnn.
to my storys k IDS.
about the asshoel skeleton-synth-wendigo relationship between fuckign Snas Dick and Jish.
Soooooooooo Snas was just. Y know. Walkingg his shitty ass way when a LL OF A SUDDEN. Dick VAl shows up and says ‘scuse me are you THEEEEEEEEE Snas????????” n Snas is all like “bItch nah im fcking Harry Pots.” an Nck just says “oh okay” bc synths are stupid shits. Now sass here was just . laughing his pelvis off bc undertale sucks lets stop
Dick Tine found Jish Wishingtin and they. Made out ???? probably. Now Dick here was cisphobic af so he killed the wendigo and wen t on his meery way.
Scene change: to my house
I am there. So is Dick. Conkhand is too. Cockhand is dead. He had too many chems. JKomaeda walks in and shits on my dad’s computer while Kaowru admits to being a furry. All is silent in my mind as Gamzee Maraca stomps in. He is my friend. I am no longer into homestuck and move on. Dick starts to melt away. The world is the ending. The only thought I hacve isL:
damn.
synths are shitty fucking creatureds pls kill me now uwu
what a fucking loser,,,, you whisper. or is it you? as it turns out YOU stands for YOUR OUT, UGLY. who is actually in fact fcukinh aobe. gtfo of here aobabababababababby!!
Loony Tuney Lovegood does NOT, in fact, love good. Spongebob knew this. He still tired to get away from her though. ehat the fuck. What the fuck. Hwhat the fcuk. That prissy ass mf Levi came in on his .. solar blades and whipped Luna out of existence. Good fucking riddance but now we have all this shitty ass fcuking anime everywhere. I knwo. Lets use undertale to get away!!
But it turns out we want to f*ck the skeleton. Why. Because. He’s hot.
Also boines.
So now everyone is dedad. Great. Lets open up Fallout 4 bc we cant shoot !! now we ware wandreing the wastelands like the Wandolier in the Sims Kingdom! Oh look, a fuc*king RadBitch. Sole Survey used Shoot! It fuckoing m*ssed! What a useless bastard asshole shitface lier.
a 156 year old is typing this. reading this. absorbing this. with that hotught, the writer wqated to close this shit down bc no one cares. but guess what. vent does.
now you gotta kep e track of all the chareacters in this shitty ass webcomic. but you wont. bc thats fucking sh*itshit and you know it.
Love, A Ffffffucking Furry
Fr*cking notification from youtube just scared the sssshhhhhit out of me
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