The beginning+Ex wives
Anne and Kat were in Anne's room watching Bluey before getting teleported away into an unfamiliar room.
“Kat,get behind me” Anne said and Kat obeyed.
“Where are we Annie?” Kat asked.
“I'm not sure” Anne replied then a screen lit up with a note which the beheaded cousins looked at confused.
“What does it say Annie?I can't read properly” Kat asked.
“It says that we're here to react with some other people and to wait until they arrive,” Anne replied.
Anne then noticed that this place had comfortable sofas and a desk and the cousins went to the ones that had their name on it.
Heathers universe.
Veronica had invited the other two Heathers to her house to show them a surprise.
“So what's the surprise?” McNamara asked, a little too excited.
Heather then appeared.
Duke and Mac’s eyes widened.
“H-H-Heather? Y-you're here,but how?!” Mac asked.
“It's a long story,” Chandler replied.
Mac went and hugged her best friend while Duke stayed where she was.
Chandler noticed Duke wasn't moving.
“Come on you big baby, didn't you miss me~?” Chandler asked.
Duke then went to hug Chandler.
“Don't you have something to say to me Heather?” Chandler asked.
Duke let out a groan and looked away.
“I'm ... .sorry” Duke apologized through her gritted teeth before the four of them got teleported.
“Where are we!?” Veronica shouted.
“Read the Tv” Kat told them and they did and went to sit down.
Odysseus was thinking of Penelope and Telemachus before getting teleported in a room.
“Odysseus?” He heard a voice say.
“Athena?” Odysseus said and turned around and not only was Athena there but his wife and song who he went and hugged.
Mean girls universe.
Cady,Janis and Regina were hanging out at Cady’s before getting teleported.
“Jan?” Veronica said in shock.
“Ron?” Janis said looking at her big cousin.
“It's alright, we’re just going to react to each other” Veronica explained and the Epic group and Mean girls group went to their assigned seats.
Matilda was playing with Lavender before getting Teleported.
Matilda looked around terrified.
‘A child?’ Anne thought and walked to the middle.
“It's okay,we bring you no harm” Anne reassured.
“Promise?” Matilda asked.
“Yes,we just got teleported here like you, what's your name and how old are you?” Anne asked, trying to make her voice sound soft.
“I'm Matilda, Matilda Wor—Honey and I'm six, how about you?” Matilda asked curiously.
“Anne Boleyn and I'm 24, I saw your seat's next to mine, do you mind if I pick you up?” Anne asked.
“Yes please” Matilda replied and was picked up and brought to her assigned seats.
“Now that everyone’s settled,the first universe is Six!Will Anne Boleyn and Katherine Howard come forward?” A message on the TV asked.
Anne and Kat walked to the front.
“I'm Anne and this is my baby cousin Kat, we're called the beheaded cousins” Anne introduced.
“Why are you called that?” Cady asked.
“I'm sure you’ll find out, we're not too comfortable sharing why” Kat replied as the two went back to their seats.
“Now let us begin!.”
The TV lit up.
Ex wives.
‘That’s the song I worked on, I'm almost finished working on the last one for it to be a surprise’ Anne thought.
Credits:Erm.
Catherine: Divorced.
Anne: Beheaded.
“What do you mean beheaded?” Penelope asked.
“You’ll see when it's my song” Anne replied.
Both Catherine and Anne's clothes turned into what they wore in their past life before turning to the present.
Jane:Died.
Anna: Divorced.
Kat:Beheaded.
“You also got beheaded?” Chandler asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Yes,” Kat replied.
Cathy:Survived..
The last three Queens did the same.
“Who are they?” Mac asked.
“Our friends,” Kat answered.
Catalina:And tonight we are….
Everyone except Anne raised an eyebrow at this.
Six:Liveeee!
Catalina: Listen up, let me tell you a story!
‘Lina sounds hot’ Anne thought while a blush started to form.
Anne:A story that you’ve think you heard before.
Jane:We know you know our names and our fame and faces.
There were different pictures with the queens.
Anna: Know all about the glory and the disgraces~
When Anna said that it showed all the queens.
“My child!” Catherine shouted while crying.
Anne was being taken away by guards while saying “No Henry!Listen please!” while in tears.
Anne felt a pain in her stomach.
“I don't understand,” Matilda said.
“You will soon enough kid” Anne told her.
Jane was crying while on her hospital bed and said “L….let me hold my boy”.
‘Maman’ The beheaded cousins thought.
Anna was crying.
“Don’t try and trust this!!!” she said.
Kat was also being taken away by guards.
“Your majesty,it’s me!!!Please!” She said in tears.
Kat frown deepened as she looked down.
“Who's the your Majesty in question?” Veronica asked.
“Henry…. Henry the Eighth” Anne answered which made almost everyone's eyes widened.
“That Tyrant king from the 16th century?” Matilda asked.
“That's the one,” Kat replied.
“We’ve never heard of…him before,” Athena said.
“That's probably because you're maybe before the 16th” Matilda replied.
“How do you two know him? You're both wearing modern clothes” Regina pointed out.
“We reincarnated from the 16th century into the 21st century, it's 2024 for us” Anne replied.
“Wow, it's only the 2000s for us,” Janis said, pointing to her girlfriends and her cousin and her cousin’s girlfriends.
“It's the 1980s for me,” Matilda said.
Cathy was seen alone.
Kat:I’m done cause all this time!
Kat:I’ve been just one word in a stupid rhyme.
She pointed at the second beheaded word in the rhyme.
Cathy:So I picked up a pen and a microphone.
Six:History’s about to get overthrown!
Catalina:Divorced
Anne:Beheaded.
Jane:Died.
They were shown as their past selves.
Anna:Divorced.
Kat:Beheaded.
Cathy:Survived.
“You guys sure do get repetitive huh?” Chandler asked.
“Candy be nice, plus it's a song,of course it's repetitive” Veronica replied.
“Don't call me Candy, I hate that nickname,” Chandler said.
They were also shown as their past self.
Six:But just for you tonight.
Catalina & Anna:We’re divorced!
Beheaded cousins:beheaded!
They were holding their heads[not literal].
Six:LIVEEEE!
“You guys sound great!” Matilda complimented.
Six:welcome to the show,to the historimix.
Six:switching up the flow as we add the remix.
Henry was shown.
Anne looked at the on screen Henry with hatred while Kat had fear in her eyes.
‘That bastard!If he comes back,he won't be alive long,’ Anne thought.
Six:everybody knows that we used to be six wives!
Six:raising up the room.
Anne & Kat were partying.
Six:till we hit the ceiling.
Anne:Oh shit.
Six:get ready for the truth the we’ll be revealing~
Six:everybody knows that we used to be six wives~
Six:but now we’re ex-wives.
The first three took off their rings while the last three threw them.
“So all six of you married the same guy?” Penelope asked.
“Yes but it was at different times” Anne replied.
“I was his fifth and Annie was his second,” Kat said.
“Can you guys introduce them when it's there part?” the message asked.
“Sure I don't mind,” Anne replied.
Catherine:All you ever hear and read about.
Catalina was reading a book about herself in Spanish.
Anne:Is our ex and the way it ended.
It showed past life of Anne and the sword.
Kat blocked her cousin's eyes from seeing the sword.
Jane:But a pair doesn’t beat a royal flush.
Anna:you're gonna find out how we got unfriended.
“That's an understatement” Matilda said, already knowing the history of the queens through the books she read.
Kitty:Tonight we’re gonna do ourselves justice cause we’re taking you to court.
Cathy:And every Tudor rose has it’s thorns and you’re gonna hear em live in consort!
Catalina:Divorced.
Anne:beheaded.
Jane:died.
The queens sounded bored now.
“Even you guys are getting bored now,” Chandler said.
“This song is so good,I wonder who created it,” Kat said.
“I did,” Anne mumbled.
“Did you say something Annie?” Kat asked.
“Nothing,” Anne replied.
Anna:Divorced.
Kat:Beheaded.
Cathy:Survived.
Six:But,just for you tonight.
Six:we’re divorced,beheaded,LIVEEEE!
Six:Welcome to the show to the historemix.
Six:switching up the flow as we add the prefix.
Six:everybody knows that we used to be six wives~
Six:Dancing to the beat.
Everyone was partying while Anne was the DJ.
Six:to the break of day once we’ll start again like it’s the renaissance.
Six:Everybody knows that we used to be six wives!
Six:but now we’re!
Catherine:Ex-wives!
“I believe it's starting now,” Cady said.
Six:Divorced.
Catalina:My name’s Catherine of Aragon.
Catalina:was married twenty-four years.
Catalina:I’m a paragon of Royalty.
It showed her with her parents.
“That's Catherine but her real name is Catalina De Aragón though she only lets me call her Catalina and she's…also my girlfriend” Anne said.
“Girlfriend?” Odysseus and Penelope said out of curiosity not disgust.
“You can date the same gender?” Telemachus asked.
“It's not surprising to me,” Athena said.
“How?” Odysseus asked.
“Apollo,” Athena answered.
“He dated both boys and girls” Athena replied not wanting to use the word hookup since there's a child present.
“That explains it,” Penelope said.
Catalina:My loyalty is to the vatican.
She was seen praying.
Catalina was arguing with Henry.
Catalina:So if you try to dump me….you won’t try that again~
“Why did she get divorce?” Duke asked.
“She got divorce because Henrat took an interest in me,” Anne replied.
“So you're a homewrecker~?” Chandler asked.
“Heather.” McNamara said Sternly which made Chandler stop.
Six:Beheaded.
Anne:I’m that Boleyn girl.
It showed Anne with her sister,Mary.
Anne:And I’m up next see,I broke England from the church.
Anne:Yeah I’m that sexy~
She was seen posing.
“You never acted like this, this is so out of character for my cousin” Kat pointed out.
Anne:Why did I lose my head?
She was holding her head.
“You mean you actually got beheaded?” Janis asked.
“Yes,we both did,” Kat replied.
Anne:well my sleeves may be green,but my lipstick’s red~
“You didn't cheat so why did you put that in?” Matilda asked.
“......W-what are you talking about?” Anne asked.
“I heard you and I know you're the one who made the songs,I heard you mumble ‘I did’” Matilda said.
Anne let out a sigh.
“I put that in because that's how most people portrait me" Anne replied.
“I didn't know beheaded people could hold their heads,” Athena said.
Six:Died
Jane:Jane Seymour,the only one he truly loved.
“This is our lovely cousin who has anger issues and probably tsundere behavior, she's our half second cousin because of her grandmother being our Grandmother’s sister though…. neither of them are considered grandmothers” Anne explained.
“Why not?” Telemachus asked.
“Because they're abusive bitches just like our family,only my siblings and most of Jane's siblings are good except for one particular brother who I would love to kill if I see him again, Kat's family are a bunch of assholes and everyone in our family tree hated me because they think I actually committed those crimes” Anne explained.
“What crimes?” Regina asked.
“Treason, Adultery and….incest with my little brother” Anne said the last part with disgust.
“Adultery?” Telemachus said confused.
“It's basically like cheating,” Matilda replied.
Six:Rude!
Jane:when my son was newly born.
Edward was shown in Jane’s pov who closed her eyes.
Jane:I died!
“So she actually had a kid?” Duke asked.
“Yeah…me and Catalina also had daughters,” Anne said.
“What's wrong with that?” Cady asked.
“We love our little darlings even if we won't see them again but ... .Henrat didn't really pay attention to them since he wanted a son” Anne replied.
Jane:But I’m not what I seem or am I?
Jane:Stick around and you’ll suddenly see more.
Six:Divorced.
Anna: Ich bin Anna of Cleves.
It showed her past life.
Six:Ja!
Anna:When he saw my portrait he was like.
Six:Ja~
“This is Anna,our best friend, well more like Kat’s best friend and Kat was also her lady in waiting….Me and Jane were also ladies in waiting before marrying Henry but it was Catalina who we served,” Anne said.
Anna:But I didn’t look good as I did in my pic.
Anna:Funny how we could discuss that but never Henry’s little…
Kat:Prick up your ears!
Kat pushed Anna out of the way.
Kat:I’m the Katherine who lost her head.
She took off her head.
Six:Beheaded!
Kat:Before my promiscuity outside of wed.
It showed a young Katherine crying while the men who treated her terribly behind her.
“Before any of you insult Kat, it's not what you think, just wait until her song to see what I mean” Anne said.
Kat:Lock up your husbands!
Kat:Lock up your sons.
Kat:K Howard is here and the fun’s begun!
Six:Survived.
Cathy:Five down,I’m the final wife.
Cathy:I saw him to the end of his life.
“That's Cathy,my amazing girlfriend and Anne’s best friend,” Kat introduced.
Cathy:I’m the survivor Catherine Parr!
Cathy:I bet you wanna know how I got this far?
1543-47.
Cathy:I said,I bet you wanna know how we got this far?
Six:Do you wanna know how we got this far?!
Six:welcome to the show,to the historemix.
Six:Switching up the flow as we add the prefix.
Six:Everybody knows that we used to be six
wives.
They were each holding their portrait.
Six:Get your hands up!Get this party bussin!You want a queen bee?well there’s half a dozen!
Six:Everybody knows that we used to be six wives~~~~~
Six:But now we’re ex wives!
Six:1!
No way.
Six:2!
Don’t lose your head.
Six:3!
Heart of stone.
“Are those the names of our songs Annie?” Kat asked.
“Yes, Chaton,” Anne replied.
Six:4!
Get down.
Six:5!
All you wanna do.
Six:...6.
I don’t need your love.
The video ended.
“That's the first song,we have 10 more to go” Anne said.